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Anonymous 6 KB JPEG 10/31/2023, 3:51:33 AM No.86806243 Be me. 2015. Live with my mom. New neighbors just moved in. In the process of moving out. Mom is watching sister's new dog. Ride my bike down the street to grab some Twisted Teas like a true alcoholic. See my mom taking the dog out when I get home, and hiss at her like a feral cat to scare her while crusing by on my bike. Get inside, and realize it wasn't my mom, was my neighbor. Moved out two weeks later and never confronted her about the incident. She will now forever remember moving into a new house, and having her neighbor violently hiss at her before disappearing, never to be seen again.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2013 20:32:58 No.18188569 Quoted By: >>18188690 >>18189166 Okay, here's a story. >Be 15 >Just got my first personal .22 rifle, all mine, super proud > Little bolt thing, super accurate, loved it >Have a family friend who owns property like 10 min drive from our house >On this property is an old house >Built by homesteaders around 100 years ago, falling apart >Right next to it is a creek and a field >We used to camp on the far side of the field all the time, also would shoot using creek as a berm >One day I decide I want to go camping >Bike out there with my .22, a box of ammo and normal camping kit >Super excited, shoot like 200 rounds at cans and s--- from the trash hole nearby (in the 60s someone lived on the property in a trailer and threw trash in this sinkhole type thing) >Started getting dark, built a fire and busted out the harmonica to practice >I was terrible at it but it kept my mind busy whilst relaxed >Suddenly something isn't right, I feel like I'm being watched >Hair on neck is raised, heart elevated >My mind starts racing, imagining things unseen out there >Clutching rifle and flashlight scanning the field and trees for movement, shadows playing tricks on my mind and I'm s------- bricks >Moonless night, goddamnit I want to go home now >Wish I'd brought a tent at least to hide inside, it was summer in Texas and was too hot but I wanted that security now >Started building fire bigger >Made a torch of sorts with a stick and a torn up t-shirt I'd brought along with thoughts of making some sort of camouflage for my rifle >Darkness is giving up no secrets but I can definitely hear something out there walking around >Didn't want to shoot because sometimes cows wander onto the property >fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck >ineverwantedthis.jpg >maybe coyotes, they're common out here >but no, not in this particular area, too many farmers and rednecks hunt them, they avoid it >jesus christ I think I hear breathing >it's kind of circling me, getting closer >>18188569 >pissing pants by this point, wishing I had something big bore >this was before cellphones were inexpensive, I didn't have one >Just told my parents I was going camping and where >Great, so they'll just find my grisly remnants tomorrow morning after I don't come home >Sweating buckets and running out of wood, fire dying >Contemplating running for it but the woodsman in me wouldn't leave the fire, it was too dry out there >The suddenly I hear a deep echoing bark from kind of far off >the thing circling me stops for a second >a long pause and then another bark, closer, and the thing takes off in the direction away from me and the bark >an enormous white fluffy dog comes trotting out of the treeline >Super friendly, has a collar on that says "Snowman" >Snowman and I chill out for a few hours, only once he turns his head, perks his ears and growls, half barks, and then goes back to normal >Feel totally safe with Snowman there >Eventually fall asleep with the big lug next to me, hot as hell but whogivesafuck >Next morning Snowman is gone, figure he went home after the Thing buggered off for good >Go home and scrape the brick dust out of my boxers Next day >Talking to property owner >Tell him of that night, confirm no cows were out there >Mention Snowman >He looks at me like I'm an a------ >"Snowman was my dog, he was killed by a car last year" >I wat hard and tell him I was serious, Snowman was real, I petted him and got covered in his white hair and everything and he saved my skin from whatever out there wanted my n------ for a coinpurse >He doesn't believe me until I dig the shirt out of the wash and show him the hair all over it, he says it looks just like Snowman's >Every now and then I hear a bark off in the distance whilst camping there and feel warm inside

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anon asks a girl out | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/30/23 (Mon)15:02:16 No.12098971 >like a girl >finally have the courage to ask her out >what's the worst she can say? >her reaction: >ew >gross >disgusting >you are f----- in the head >we are cousins ffs yea, "No." really is the worst response a man can get

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: Anonymous (ID: IEGd9Cgf) How did Jews lose so much supp(...) 10/31/23(Tue)06:45:52 No.446943509 >Israel was attacked by Hamas >people are tired of muslim immigrants in the West >Jews in the West run an atrocity campaign, showing pics of beheaded babies, kidnapped/killed women, etc >somehow the biggest reversal of pro- Israeli sentiment happens Why? 20 years ago everyone would be on the side of Israel. 229 KB GIF

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: Anonymous just needed to rant It's not all good man 10/31/23(Tue)01:27:05 No.75249736 48 KB JPG >me >tried to kill myself a couple years back, jumped off the roof of my house >somehow survive (car absorbed the impact and my head didnt hit make a full impact with concrete from 4 stories up) >dont remember how but woke up in the ER >was a minor so parents get informed, i told mom the truth but told my dad i slipped and fell while cleaning the ledges >like 35 stitches and broken legs, couldn't walk for months and had to go to physical therapy so i could walk again >when i got better we had a get together with all the extended family >they tell me that next time maybe i'd be better off using a gun >dad said i'm so useless i couldn't even kill myself >despite that told myself i wouldn't do it again no matter how bad it got >life has genuinely been a lot better recently, i have a lot more friends and work is going good >yet the thoughts are back somehow >talk to my dad because i still want us to get along regardless of everything >he just laughs at tells me to man up he's probably right and i'm probably just being emotional, but it genuinely hurts.

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Anonymous 10/12/23(Thu)07:01:15 No.90560090 >that time I "accidentally" spilled soda on the the new Jodah goodstuff pile someone in my pod was sleeving up It was in my house and I maxed him the f--- out when he tried getting me to give him money for them. Kek. F--- 5c f------. He was literally almost crying about his ruined cardboard >>90560104 # >>90560127 # >>90560958 # >>90562408 # Anonymous 10/12/23(Thu)07:03:23 No.90560104 >>90560090 # >lying on the internet for fleeting attention truly sad >>90560129 # Anonymous 10/12/23(Thu)07:06:14 No.90560127 >>90560090 # Imagine being such an utter failure that the only thing you can think to do to give your life meaning is go on the Traditional Games board on 4channel.org and lie about destroying someone's trading cards because you think it makes you look like a big chad >>90560148 #

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NEZ 13 JAU Anonymous 01/18/22(Tue)15:49:29 No. 162514771 ✓ >>162514784>>162514825 >>162514830 >>162514844 >>162514847 >>162514848 >>162514950 >>162515022 >>162515032 >>162515116 >>162515263 >>162515791 Anonymous 01/18/22(Tue)15:51:05 No.162514830 ✓ 1640940823147.jpg (41 KB, 650x455) google yandex iqdb wait 100 104 RO >>162515884>>162517803 Patient is suffering with myocarditis with no history of cardiac inflammation. Go 52 Anonymous 01/18/22(Tue)15:49:53 No.162514784 ✓ Anonymous 01/18/22(Tue)17:16:24 No.162517447 ✓ >>162517695 >>162517823 file.png (674 KB, 616x668) google yandex iqdb wait >>162514771 (OP) >This is perfectly normal for a boy his age, the science proves it. >Patient is triple jabbed, wore a double mask and latex gloves everywhere, still caught the latest variant. Go

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: Anonymous Someone just f------ kill me a(...) 15 KB JPG 10/31/23(Tue)13:50:56 No.908551255 >Be me >A------ parents >A------ siblings >Only nice one is my oldest brother >Haven't heard from him in 10 years >Never been able to keep a friend for more than a year >Gave up trying when I turned 15 >Have "friends" on Discord >They say I can talk to them whenever about whatever >Hesitate for about half an hour whenever I do because I don't want to annoy them >Get thoughts that they're only talking to me out of pity >Consider blocking everyone and going dark multiple times so they finally won't have to see me anymore Why am I like this

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ONLY THE DEAD CAN KNOW PEACE FROM THIS EVIL 14m (10/30 21:59) 452294447 PNG 137KB (350 × 350) 1400751274413.png 4 Replies ● >get home from work >go to NovelAl >spend 6 hours writing a literal actual novella culminating in a single sex scene >c-- >delete the entire story >go to bed >repeat the next day This s--- is destroying my f------ life

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: Anonymous 10/31/23(Tue)07:26:39 No.655885906 "Gears of war characters are so unrealistic its comedic nobody looks like that" Gears of war character designer: 27896987235987235.png 384 KB PNG >self-inserts are OK when men do them

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File: 1687104588020.png (3 KB, 454x520) Affor Anonymous 10/28/23(Sat)01:35:58 No.191464652 >>191464676 >>191464820 >>191465108 >>191466318 >One ticket for me, one for my wife and one for her son for the latest slow burn, bone chilling, atmosphere- oozing, trope- subverting, genre-redefining, gut-wrenching, spine-tingling, emotionally taxing, paranoia-inducing, jaw- clenching, nerve-wracking, character- development driven, soul-shaking, nail-biting, anxiety-written, kafkaesque, post-lynchian, question-asking, socially-aware, ethnically- diverse, politically-cognisant, culturally relevant, socially-prescient, thought-provoking, artisanally- crafted and cheap jumpscares free A24 horror film, please! Anonymous 10/28/23(Sat)01:37:15 No.191464676 >>191464652 (OP) # I look like this, say this and do this.

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: Anonymous 29 KB JPG No.75246862 10/31/23(Tue)08:20:53 >the only black guy in the world who plays hockey >murders another player during a game

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: Anonymous 06/14/22(Tue)00:58:09 No.880104850 Hello anons before I begin let me clarify that I'm not gay. 910 KB JPG >Be me >This night >18 >At hanging out with my best friend with my parents gone for a few days >We've been best friends for a year now >Been drinking a bit and playing lots of video games and ordered a pizza >We were having a blast >At a certain point in the night like around 9:00 he makes a really funny joke that I don't remember but I know that it made us both laugh really hard >With out thinking I brush my right hand through his semi-curly black hair and call him a funny boy >He blushes >I realize I'm feeling flustered >We're kinda close >All of the sudden he kisses me and for some reason I kiss him back >We make love >Cuddle together and fall asleep >Wake up in the middle of the night with his head snuggled up on my chest and neck area >It feels nice but I'm not a homosexual I'm typing this as he's asleep in my arms. How do I let my best friend down nicely? I don't want to be a f----- /b/

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Anonymous 6 KB JPEG 10/31/2023, 3:51:33 AM No.86806243 Be me. 2015. Live with my mom. New neighbors just moved in. In the process of moving out. Mom is watching sister's new dog. Ride my bike down the street to grab some Twisted Teas like a true alcoholic. See my mom taking the dog out when I get home, and hiss at her like a feral cat to scare her while crusing by on my bike. Get inside, and realize it wasn't my mom, was my neighbor. Moved out two weeks later and never confronted her about the incident. She will now forever remember moving into a new house, and having her neighbor violently hiss at her before disappearing, never to be seen again.

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