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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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Board/pol/ - Politically Incorrect [Advertise on 4chan] what is this inflation you keep babbling about? what is this inflation you kee(...) Settings Mobile Home 2/13/24(Tue)16:44:57 No.458540989 560 KB JPG >this costs 14 bux in Arkansas Anonymous (ID: uUmNDvaW) >>458540989 (OP) >rotten meat laced with preservatoves, antibiotics, ractopamine and smoke. 02/13/24(Tue)16:47:36 No.458541247 The inflation will be in your a------ are age 40 with tumors when you get cancer

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Anon's got a supporting father | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous GIF 49 KB PNG 7 Replies 02/09/24(Fri) 12:59:56 No.76401915 >today I broke down and told my dad how I'm still a virgin (i'm 28) >I explain to him how no girls want me or show any interest in me >he just says "I'm sure you'll find someone anon" and ends the conversation View Thread

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Girls and their dogs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>913877290 # I'm bored af so I will keep going 02/13/24(Tue)12:43:35 No.913877613 >This one was when I was 16 >Don't really talk to any girls from my block anymore since they all ended up moving away for one reason or another >I do get my first girlfriend though >She is my age, blonde, tiny t--- with a big ass, big ol' pastrami mud flaps, and a super dysfunctional family >We spend a lot of time making out at first >That eventually turns into us f------ around >a couple of months of pretty vanilla hand action and oral >One day I go over to her house while nobody is there >She asks me if I want to try something >F--- yeah I do if it means I get to nut >She tells me how she likes to get peanut butter and make her miniature poodle mix lick her clit to climax >Kinda wish I would have known that before I went down on her to begin with but quite frankly I was just happy to be getting action regularly >I lay down on her bed with my d--- out >She gets naked and gets down between my legs, has a jar of peanut butter >She proceeds to suck my c--- while she rubs peanut butter on her clit so her dog will eat her out >It was pretty pretty weird but I was down for just about anything at that age >We both got off, never did that particular sex act again >I think she is a teacher now >>913878942 #

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Anon runs out of toilet paper | /r/Greentext

1369959507465.jpg, 112KiB, 500x750 Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 05:25:36 No.13230827 Quoted By: >>13230832 >>13230851 >>13230867 >>13233590 >>13240208 >Taking a s---. >feelsgoodman.jpg >Feel something wet and mushy press up against your butt ▬▬▬ >Oh, s---. >Get up and look. >Is pic related crawling out of >You need to wipe. >There is no toilet paper. D Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 05:26:37 No.13230832 >>13230827 >There is no toilet paper. your toilet. 3spooky5me

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Anon dates a mormon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>913872489 (OP) # 1/2 >Be me, 16 y.o. virgin with 15 y.o. virgin girlfriend >Hers is strict religious family and a crazy bipolar mom obsessed with her daughter's virginity, always threatening to have her checked at gyno >Leaves us perpetually horny but limited to making out, feeling up, and occasional dry humping >Still feels really good but I'm constantly trying to push the line >She's cute as hell, hot body, and I keep thinking there's a chance I'll get to see more of it >Over at her house one night to DVD and chill on the couch in their living room >She's in a cute little summer dress and I'm drooling >Her brothers eventually go upstairs to game, her parents retire to their room by the living room >Finally alone 02/13/24(Tue)20:06:05 No.913893323 >Instantly forget movie and start making out >All tongue and hormones >Grab a boob, she's into it, grab the other >"Wanna go up to your room?" >"We can't! My brothers are upstairs!" >"But what if your parents come back out here?" >She shrugs it off. "They probably won't." >Paranoid but still horny >Pretty soon I'm on top of her, making out with her and grinding against each other >Glance down, her dress is worked up and her cute cotton panties showing >Dying to see what's underneath >Undo my zipper, still mostly dressed but grinding against each other's undies >Guess God's cool with this? >>913893356 # : Anonymous >>913893323 # 2/2 02/13/24(Tue) 20:07:07 No.913893356 >Eventually I pull my c--- out, still grinding against her panties >Pull panties to the side, grinding against her wet p---- now >Hnnnnnng >Pretty much playing just the tip while still grinding, making out >Even this feels amazing and she's way into it >Suddenly >F--- I think I may c-- >Panic >"I think I'm gonna c-- soon." >Her look says she wants me to >Now I REALLY think I'm about to c-- >In her parents living room with them in the next room >"We're gonna need a towel or something" >"It's okay. Just c-- into my panties." > Silence as I'm just staring into her eyes processing this >We move to the floor, on our knees facing each other, her dress hiked up, cute cotton panties >She pulls her panties away from her and for first time I can see her clearly >Shaved smooth, seeing just a peek of her slit >Slide my c--- between her wet p---- and her panties >Thrust a few times >Shoot loads upon loads onto her bare mound and into her panties >She wipes my c--- with the waistband, pulls them back up all the way, drops her dress down >Kisses me and goes upstairs to clean up, past her brothers with my j--- in her panties >Developed several kinks that night that stayed with me all these years >Eventually lose virginity to each other anyway >Actually have a lot of stories with her, but this is one of my favorites

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Anon provides salvation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Worship Jesus, not women. 02/13/24(Tue)22:48:32 No.913899610 My beloved simps and incels, please let The Holy Spirit move your hearts to listen to these words of Wisdom. All of you who are engaging in p---------- or sexual content of any kind, including your own lustful thoughts for women, are sinning against God and are idolizing women instead of Him. HOLY BIBLE 165 KB JPG >Mark 7:21 For from within, out of the heart of man, come evil thoughts, fornication, theft, murder, adultery, >Matthew 5:28 But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Remember, Eve was enticed by Satan to misguide Adam, & Adam simped for Eve instead of obeying God's command. >Genesis 3:12 The man said, "The woman whom you gave to be with me, she gave me fruit of the tree, and I ate." When you lust after women you're sinning in your hearts against God, because sex & sexuality belongs within marriage. >Hebrews 13:4 Let marriage be held in honor among all, & let the marriage bed be undefiled, for God will judge fornicators and the adulterous. Adam was married to Eve, but the point is that he elevated her over God, & that's exactly what all of you are doing whenever you engage with sexual content or even your own sexual thoughts for any particular woman. Seek a relationship with God first by confessing in your hearts that Jesus Christ is God & The Son of God who died for your sins. Pray to The Father for guidance and get baptized as an outward sign of acceptance of Jesus Christ. Make time to read the Bible & ask The Father for guidance from The Holy Spirit as you read. As you grow in your relationship with God, ask The Father in Jesus name for whatever you need, including a faithful wife. He will provide whatever you need if you wait & trust in Him. Pray for The Holy Spirit to help you avoid p---------- & all forms of sexual content or lustful thoughts; it's a sin against God & another form of idolatry. God bless all of you & fill you with His Holy Spirit in Jesus name. Amen. : Anonymous 02/13/24(Tue)22:49:23 No.913899648 195 KB JPG >>913899610 (OP) # Worship my testicles on your chin

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Anon has willing, consensual sex | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous feels good man 02/13/24(Tue)08:48:21 No.913872747 >be me, 12-13 boy in middle school >have a gf (same age) who has the hots for me >she's obsessed with me >Jokingly tell her I want sex one day and she agrees immediately 80 KB JPG >mfw she agreed so f------ fast we ended up going to an alleyway and I lost my virginity that day at 12-13 (can't remember when) I'm in college now and she's a piercer now and recently pierced my ears >>913887090 # >>913900297 #

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They Turned me Down, Now I Live my Nightmare | /r/Greentext

Board /b/ - Random Anonymous Settings Mobile Hom 02/13/24(Tue)16:17:23 No.91389594 82 KB JPG >Already tried self improvemen >Going to the gym >Dressing better >Getting haircuts >Keeping beard well trimmed >Already tried philosophy and stoicism >Already tried Buddhism and taoism >Already tried mediation >Already tried acting more confident and being more sociable >Still, girls clench their lips when they see me very often >Is not most girls, but happens often enough to be noticeable >Happens at least a couple of times per day when walking down the street >It's almost always the cute girls >Including the short gen-z Chinese cutie from work I have a crush on I f------ hate being a 5'3 manlet, I'm not even ugly, at worst I'm completely average besides my height, life is hell as a shortcel.

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Anon inserts his tickle fetish in king fu panda 4 (I think) | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/13/24(Tue)15:57:37 No.142221299 >As Zhen is fighting the chameleon, suddenly a tongue is lashed out at her, she swiftly manages to dodge it. Or so she thinks as she promply feels something wet hot and ticklish stroke against her paws. She bursts out in laughing as she is helpless to move and avoid the Chameleon tickling her poor defenseless paws with her long wet ticklish tongue as shes stuck in such an embarassing and helpless situation. Po watches on in genuine confusion and shock with her jaw dropped as she remains motionless despite his comrade being helplessly tickled right in front of him. 47 KB JPG >Tai lung meanwhile watches in wicked pleasure as he sulks in the shadows Anonymous >>142221299 (OP) # this movie is gonna flop so bad 02/13/24(Tue)16:01:06 No.142221341

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Anonymous 1.16 MB PNG soult swim 02/13/24(Tue)15:37:55 No.142221094 >We did it. Boston is safe now. Anonymous >>142221094 (OP) # man its f----- up the entire city of Boston was the result in Cartoon Network entering the dark ages 02/13/24(Tue)15:41:22 No.142221133 Anonymous >>142221094 (OP) # Out of all the animated shows that have those theories about the characters being dead and in hell or purgatory, this is the one show I'd actually believe that theory. Carl lives in hell, this is true. 02/13/24(Tue)15:42:03 No.142221141

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Anon follows dcs the questions footsteps | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/13/24(Tue)11:07:49 No.142218103 >Be me >Sitting at home watching The Truman Show for the first time. >Find the bad guy kinda interesting since he's basically a stand in for the global elites. >Remember when I used to watch Justice League Unlimited as a kid. >Think about how much I liked The Question always managed to take down corrupt elites through critical thinking and even when his conspiracy theories were wrong regarding motives he still was right about the plots existing. >Realize I haven't seen him in anything recently. Not even in the direct to DVD stuff. >Go to YouTube to look up old JLU clips. Maybe they'll be people talking about the character there. 156 KB PNG >All the clips of The Question are marked as YouTube kids content so the comments are disabled. >Autoplay plays another JLU clip. >It's the scene where Lex Luthor is talking to Amazo about the purpose of life (live long enough to see it to the end but ultimately you choose your own purpose). >Kinda agree to an extent although the advice is a bit generic and pretty much the opposite of The Question's philosophy. >Scroll down to see comments enabled with everyone talking about how great JLU is and how we need more shows like it. There's no way this is a coincidence is there?

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 426 KB PNG >Be me when I was 14, presumably straight. >Halloween. >Thought the mannequins were hot. >Proceed to take one home in my candy bag. >Take it home. >Church put on a haunted house show that simulated going to hell. >They ordered a load of mannequins to use for body parts. Settings Mobile Home *DIES OF CRINGE* >Put it up in my closet and dress it up in my clothes. >One night, everyone asleep. >Put on a sexy music tape. >Took into bed and proceeded to make out with it. >Took off its clothes and busted a fat nut on its chest. >Post nut clarity kicks in. >25 year old NEET still living with parents. >Helping mom clean out garage. >"what is that?" >Proceeded to take it apart like a cereal killer. >Threw it in a heavy duty trash bag. >Too lazy to leave at the dump. >Hide bag full of cummed on mannequin in the garage. >Fugget about it. >FFW to now. >"We never had a mannequin" >Mom looks at me remembering all the other weird s--- I did as a teen. >Doesn't say anything. >Just throws it into the trash pile and keeps cleaning. Did I forget to mention that it was a man mannequin?

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