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semen tree ▼ f Another name for the Bradford Pear, and ornamental pear tree. Characterized by greenish-white flowers which smell like a cross between old semen, dirty vagina, and rotting fried shrimp. Common throughout the South, these trees are pleasantly located near eateries and other fine establishments. Oh darn, there goes my appetite, for the semen trees in front of the South Campus Dining Hall are in bloom. by tomatoboy April 8, 2005

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semen trees y f Commonly located in business parks across commercial America, these trees blossom in early spring and produce beautiful, multi-petaled white flowers - which happen to smell exactly like semen. Woman: Hey Darnell, do you smell what's coming from these trees that line the boulevard? I can't seem to put my finger on what it is, but I absolutely love it! Man: Those are semen trees, Tina. I always knew you were a f------ w----. by Arthur in Hoboken March 26, 2016 238 125 FLAG semen tree ▾ f Another name for the Bradford Pear, and ornamental pear tree. Characterized by greenish-white flowers which smell like a cross between old semen, dirty vagina, and rotting fried shrimp. Common throughout the South, these trees are pleasantly located near eateries and other fine establishments. Oh darn, there goes my appetite, for the semen trees in front of the South Campus Dining Hall are in bloom. by tomatoboy April 8, 2005 629 141 FLAG

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Why All Of New York City Smells Like Sex These Days

businessinsider.com < HOMEPAGE HOME > SCIENCE Why all of New York City smells like sex these days Dina Spector Apr 25, 2013, 1:28 PM ET Subscribe Download the app These flowers, though lovely in appearance, smell like a mixture of rotting fish and semen, according to a variety of web reports, and personal accounts from those in our own newsroom.

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Somethin' fishy is happening in my yard... as it does every year about this time.

BRADFORD PEAR TREES WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE WHAT THEY SMELL LIKE

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Make them smell like rotten fish and cause allergies!

Let's make these trees bloom cute, little, white flowers! BUT make them smell like rotten fish and cause allergies!

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Four reasons Callery pears are the worst tree

FOUR REASONS CALLERY PEARS ARE We are begging you to stop THE WORST TREES planting these! THORNS! Cutting them down doesn't kill them. Callery pears are very hard to control. If you cut the stem back at ground level, it will still grow from the root, so all you've done is cut the plant back, not kill it. They can develop GIANT spikey thorns. Seedlings can have significant thorns, almost like a honey locust, which makes them very hard to remove. The thorns will even pop tires! They split, posing danger to surrounding buildings and the landscape. fast The trees grow very and tend to have very upright branches prone to 'inclusion' that can cause the tree to split. They spread easily, causing biodiversity loss. Ornamental plantings of Bradford pear often produce fertile seeds that are readily spread by birds. There are now some roadside areas that are 100% Callery pear. WHAT ARE CALLERY PEAR TREES? Pyrus calleryana, or Callery pear, is a species of pear native to parts of Asia. Popular cultivars of the Callery pear, such as the 'Bradford' pear, have been widely used as ornamental landscape trees since the 1970s. A FEW ALTERNATIVES: Japanese tree lilac, Syringa reticulata Tatarian maple, Acer tataricum Amur maackia, Maackia amurensis Adirondack crabapple, Malus 'Adirondack' Flowering dogwood, Cornus florida Serviceberry, Amelanchier spp. Green hawthorn, Crataegus viridis Chokecherry, Prunus virginiana White fringe tree, Chionanthus virginicus FOR MORE INFORMATION: resources.ext.vt.edu CC Virginia Cooperative Extension Virginia Tech Virginia State University www.ext.vt.edu RGINIA C COOPERATIVE MASTER EXTENSION GARDENERS Virginia Cooperative Extension programs and employment are open to all, regardless of age, color, disability, gender, gender identity, gender expression, national origin, political affiliation, race, religion, sexual orientation, genetic informa- tion, veteran status, or any other basis protected by law. An equal opportunity/affirmative action employer. Issued in furtherance of Cooperative Extension work, Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University, Virginia State University, and the U.S. Department of Agriculture cooperating. Edwin J. Jones, Director, Virginia Cooperative Extension, Virginia Tech, Blacksburg; M. Ray McKinnie, Administrator, 1890 Extension Program, Virginia State University, Petersburg.

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ATRADE OFFERA i receive: you receive: Water Vomit Flowers Crushed roof Fertilizer Dead insects North America Dead native trees imgflip.com Bradford Pear

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your whole yard smells like something died

When your neighbors planted Bradford pear trees and now your whole yard smells like something died

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Soon you won't even notice the smell

"Plant a Bradford pear tree Soon you won't even notice the smell"

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Lookin at the Bradford pear like

LOOKIN AT THE BRADFORD PEAR LIKE 'WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT MY TASTE IN MUSIC?

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Their stench has been compared to rotting fish, urine, and other pungent bodily fluids

Their stench has been compared to rotting fish, urine and other pungent bodily fluids. And in North Carolina, that smell - emitting from the delicate, white or pink flowers of the Bradford Pear tree - is one of the first signs that spring is here. Mar 14, 2022

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Happy National Invasive Species Awareness Week! Is that a Bradford pear tree in your yard?

This one sparks joy. This one does not spark joy.

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