Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)09:42:06 No. 196640070 1000000745.jpg 212 KB JPG >bro American suburbs are le bad because hecking they are not hecking walkable and the YouTube algorithm told me that was bad! Anonymous + >>196640070 (OP) # okay i believe you 04/29/24(Mon)09:43:04 No.196640102

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

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Anonymous 03/10/24(Sun)20:35:52 No.76743826 >33 >haven't had sex in 9 years >getting closer to trying guys every day 58 KB PNG Anonymous 03/10/24(Sun) 20:37:47 No.76743843 Bicurious George, I get it, that's a good one. 410 KB PNG >>76743885 #

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 00:17:15 No.77055714 View Quoted By: >>77055786 >>77055804 >>77055840 >>77055935 >>77055949 >>77055969 >>77056009 >>77056046 >>77056053 >>77056082 >>77056313 >>77056624 >>77057524 >>77057556 >>77058386 >>77060044 >>77060194 >>77061266 >be me >29yo former neet >finally got a decent job >moved into my own apartment >still no real friends but coworkers are alright >all my life seen movies and tv shows where girls wear the guy's shirt the morning after they f--- >always thought it was hot as hell >never thought i'd get to see a girl in my shirt >go out drinking after work on friday >meet petite qt at bar and hit it off talking about twin peaks >she's like 5 foot tall and so delicate and graceful >she comes back to my place >we f--- >wake up next morning in empty bed >smell coffee and bacon >get up and go to kitchen >"thought i'd make us some breakfast, anon, hope you don't mind" >SHE'S WEARING MY WORK SHIRT FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE >pic isn't her but is as close as i could find >looks so f------ beautiful and feminine >i literally have to hold back tears of happiness >she was here all weekend and just went home >gonna go on a date with her on friday dreams come true, robots, don't give up

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Anonymous I must CORRECT you! JPG | 156.44 KB Wednesday 2024-05-01 09:14:21 5 hours ago 77333518 >casually and calmly talking to my mom and sister about something >nothing angry, just calm >brain just blanks for a min >punch a massive hole into the wall >walk up to my mother and scream at her face that she is a f------ bitch and that I am going to kill her >calmly wish them a good night and go to sleep >mom is now trying to get me to come out of my room and speak to her (I locked the door) What the f--- frens? What happened? I'm so confused rn, my brain went on autopilot... 5 Replies 0 Images 3< REPLY

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Anonymous (ID: LrP++U19 Kino police brutality soon? 04/30/24(Tue)23:21:21 No.466697525 123 KB JPG >NYC protesters get beaten by police >No food or water so they're starving >Biohazard lab mice biting them We may get some kino happening soon. If they start to chimp out and loot stores then I'll get an opportunity to slip into the crowd and shoplift pokemon cards

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: Anonymous 175 KB JPG 04/27/24(Sat)23:57:33 No. 198651421 >"Uh, actually CHUD, Japan surrendered because they were afraid of the Soviets, NOT because of the nuclear bombs!" >Meanwhile, every single film in Japanese cinema is about the trauma and fear of nuclear annihilation and none about communist infiltration. Are there any more t----- commie copes more seething than this one?

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File: ss.jpg (224 KB, 1732x2048) Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)10:50:04 No.77333020 [Reply] >>77334295 started walking every day + 6 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)13:30:35 No.77333999 >>77333550 Wrong. The benefits of daily walking are insane. Keep it up OP and look up the studies on walking for motivation Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)14:28:55 No.77334295 >>77333020 (OP) >>77334321 Same, started 3 months ago I started with just 15-20 minutes now it's about an hour daily I'm down 36 lbs already (But also that was cutting out all soda and fast food and chips and freezer junk food and substituting more protein and veggies during meals) It surprisingly is not difficult at all, I don't feel hungry, don't feel overworked (although the foot blisters were real at first) The hard part was being able to make the choice to want to change in the first place. All that said I have a long ass way to go but the progress feels good >t. down to 374 starting from 410, first time in my life I've ever went down in weight We can do it, gigafatbros >> Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)14:35:22 No.77334321 >>77334295 Congrats, bro! You are doing great! All that you are doing adds up. Keep up the great work! Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)14:37:05 No.77334329 ►>>77334347 >>77333550 this guy is right 99% of weight loss is purely diet, start doing OMAD, you'll stop feeling as hungry after like a week or two between meals Anonymous 05/01/24(Wed)14:40:40 No.77334347 ► >>77334329 You are right that diet is very important You're dead wrong that the walking doesn't matter

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Anonymous 12 KB JPG 05/01/24(Wed)07:46:32 No.77333372 >be me, zoomer ascended bot >ugly autistic retard >stop going to r9k >somehow get cute fiancee, child >graduate with cs degree, things look good bros >even get a job >maybe the world isn't so bad after all >job market immediately goes to s--- >she dumps me one day with no warning and no coherent reasoning >i lose my job after because theyd rather hire poos who copypaste from chatgpt until they inevitably waste hundreds of thousands of dollars for nothing >i "quit" because i refused to do unpaid overtime after doing it constantly, so no unemployment >cant see my kid grow up >cant get a job because software is completely enshittified to the point where it can no longer be saved >living with parents doing f--- all >just lifting and spamming vidya dont buy into all of the s--- you hear. there is no light at the end of the tunnel bros.

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Anonymous 30 KB PNG 05/01/24(Wed)06:17:22 No.77332789 >going back to old ps3/wii games >looking at YouTube videos >see grainy videos of regular dudes hanging out >crt tvs >no trannies, no politics We arent gonna make it bros

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Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)22:53:10 No.196681176 1663924207873015.jpg 566 KB JPG >romanians arent whit-ACK.. Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)22:54:00 No. 196681211 imagine how good that would feel squishing against your prostate >>196681387 # >>196696323 # Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)22:55:12 No. 196681267 the f--- is wrong with your hand n----?

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: Anonymous 12/11/23(Mon)21:35:31 No.73034688 450022879.jpg 529 KB JPG >boosts your muscle recovery and your mood with purrs >gives you toxoplasmosis to increase your test Are cats the most /fit/ pet?

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MICHAEL FALLING DOWN ☐ Anonymous (ID: CYNLC+rx 04/29/24(Mon)04:44:59 No.466489475 >>466489727 >>466489834 >>466490299 >>466490812 >>466490880 >>466492210 >>466492319 >>466492344 >>466492347 >>466492575 >>466492805 >>466494480 >>466495029 >>466495813 >>466498782 >>466501193 >>466504165 >>466504242 >>466504904 >>466504977 >>466505725 >>466505796 >>466505813 >>466506612 >>466508954 >>466508983 >>466509125 >>466509281 >>466509538 >>466509663 >>466512424 >>466514816 >>466514989 >>466518014 >>466518312 >>466522298 >>466523518 >trashes the establishment of a small business owner because he disagrees with the pricing >Terrorizes fast food workers for following the rules that they have no control over >Kills an innocent nazi that just wanted to gas the Jews and kill n------ >Shoots a policewoman attempting to stop his nonsensical rampage The worst part of this movie isn't that d-fens was an unlikeable douchebag, it's that most people relate to him - if they were mildly inconvenienced like he was, they all see themselves exactly like him. You should be afraid of "people" who enjoy this movie, they are terrifying and unhinged. Anonymous (ID: /IP+IRYX >mildly inconvenienced his normie life was over >cucked by his wife >jewed by his boss 04/29/24(Mon)04:46:30 No.466489583 >could no longer support anyone as a wagie This is you, you're just too stupid and not white enough to realize it >>466489727 >>466489906 >>466491552 >>466495575 >>466495934 >>466503293 >>466509188

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Anonymous >Riding on elevator >Door opens 08/22/23(Tue)09:45:10 No.189034696 >Two guys and a girl get on >F------ great >Look up at the ceiling so I don't have to acknowledge the existence of other people >Suddenly the broad pipes up: "It's okay to say hi, you know!" >Look at her >Realize she's famous but I have no idea who she is. >2 guys must be her bodyguards >Tap my ear and mouth "I'm on the phone" >There's nothing in my ear btw, no earbuds or bluetooth, no nothing >She looks confused and sort of sad. >Get off at my floor >"Yeah, sorry. It was just someone on the elevator." >Still don't know who it was

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