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Anonymous DONKEY KONG 379 KB JPG 05/11/24(Sat) 05:10:35 No.31226912 >32 >decide to look for wife after being loner for years >in better shape then 90% of the population >all my options my age are fat, or bitter, washed up lesbians, into tarot and s--- >just want something normal >hear my buddies fiancés best friend is single after a 4 year relationship >8/10 5 foot 2 blonde, 120 lbs, 23 years old >go to baseball game with him last night to get the dl >tells me if I want a 1 night stand, all I have to do is dress and smell nice and he'll invite me out to the bar when they go out, I take her home and f--- her >if I want her to be my girlfriend, different story. >apparently she's f----- 10 guys in 3 months, 2 nights ago she sucked off her alcoholic 40 year old neighbor >barely works, parents pay all of her s--- >must get every single minor detail on my car fixed >must take her on a very nice date, fancy Mexican or Indian restaurant is expected >after that she'll be my girlfriend but she has a very high list of demands. Expensive dates every week. Expensive vacations a few times every year >last guy spent tens of thousands on her and she was completely ungrateful and bitched the entire time Is this really what dating has become now? Hearing this s--- made me completely depressed. So if I just want to hit it, it's basically free? But if I want more, I have to revolve my entire life around her, then she still isn't grateful and has been ran through? Is this what dating has become? I just want somebody that's attractive and appreciates me. Unrelated but I f----- her older sister years ago 6 Replies View Thread

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Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #
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Anonymous DONKEY KONG 379 KB JPG 05/11/24(Sat) 05:10:35 No.31226912 >32 >decide to look for wife after being loner for years >in better shape then 90% of the population >all my options my age are fat, or bitter, washed up lesbians, into tarot and s--- >just want something normal >hear my buddies fiancés best friend is single after a 4 year relationship >8/10 5 foot 2 blonde, 120 lbs, 23 years old >go to baseball game with him last night to get the dl >tells me if I want a 1 night stand, all I have to do is dress and smell nice and he'll invite me out to the bar when they go out, I take her home and f--- her >if I want her to be my girlfriend, different story. >apparently she's f----- 10 guys in 3 months, 2 nights ago she sucked off her alcoholic 40 year old neighbor >barely works, parents pay all of her s--- >must get every single minor detail on my car fixed >must take her on a very nice date, fancy Mexican or Indian restaurant is expected >after that she'll be my girlfriend but she has a very high list of demands. Expensive dates every week. Expensive vacations a few times every year >last guy spent tens of thousands on her and she was completely ungrateful and bitched the entire time Is this really what dating has become now? Hearing this s--- made me completely depressed. So if I just want to hit it, it's basically free? But if I want more, I have to revolve my entire life around her, then she still isn't grateful and has been ran through? Is this what dating has become? I just want somebody that's attractive and appreciates me. Unrelated but I f----- her older sister years ago 6 Replies View Thread

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