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Anonymous (ID: u+vR0QhW | 07/18/24(Thu)22:05:59 No.474777524 >>474778351 >>474778444 >>474778460 >>474778506 >>474778518 >>474778523 >>474778534 >>474778576 >>474778634 >>474778813 >>474778882 >>474778993 >>474779271 >>474779364 >>474779379 >>474779493 >>474779997 >>474780041 >>474780578 >>474780690 >>474780834 >>474781714 >>474782203 >>474782306 >>474782383 >>474782443 >>474782460 >>474782503 >>474782570 >>474782620 >>474782661 >>474782741 >>474783238 >>474783486 >>474783603 >>474783746 >>474783770 >>474784373 >>474784583 >>474784660 >>474784732 >>474784859 >>474784893 >>474784910 >>474785833 >>474785856 >>474787876 >>474788358 >>474789057 >>474789531 >>474789892 >>474789983 >>474790412 >>474790523 >>474790544 >>474790936 >>474791472 >>474791554 >>474791762 >>474791816 >>474792140 >>474792230 >>474792367 >>474792458 >>474793145 >>474793292 >>474793718 >>474793728 >>474793849 >>474793921 >>474794050 >>474794059 >>474794112 >>474794376 >>474794489 >>474794600 >>474794744 >>474794878 >>474795223 >>474795269 >>474795334 >>474795739 >>474796364 >>474796715 >>474796730 >>474796999 >be femanon >be the only sex that can make babies >literally manufacture the baby from scratch in my body >the man contributes nothing except some raw materials >it's a painful and stressful process that takes 9 goddamn months >can't get drunk, high, or take any psychoactive drugs without damaging the product >be Republicunt man >think that I deserve to decide whether the w---- factory is allowed to cancel production of the baby I mean I'm all for a lil sexism, but do you retarded conservatives not realize how uncivilized it is to force women to make their bodies factories? Anonymous (ID: 81h2wcnY | 07/18/24(Thu)22:08:06 No.474777859 Well, you can swallow my swimmers instead if you don't want to worry about that. Anonymous (ID: Lu4juNLf) 07/18/24(Thu)22:12:15 No.474778518 File: 1713026829809728.jpg (80 KB, 540x638) to grid of Cute looks hard >>474777524 (OP) We're getting closer to robowaifus and artificial wombs. Soon you'll be completely worthless. Anonymous (ID: 7jAZQ7On) 07/18/24(Thu)22:12:58 No.474778634 >>474777524 (OP) Shut up bitch. In real life you would just defer to me like every other woman I've ever met. Anonymous (ID: QbvyZkFz 07/18/24(Thu)22:14:36 No.474778882 >>474794978 >>474777524 (OP) >be femanon >have unprotected sex with 100s of men >create life >kill it, because you don't want to take responsibility >repeat I don't partially care about abortions, but don't act like you have some god given right to turn your vagina into a cemetery Anonymous (ID: ND4MiRD9 I 07/18/24(Thu)22:22:39 No.474780041 >>474777524 (OP). Artificial wombs. Al companions. Fuckable robo waifus. Replace women entirely. Let them go do, what ever the f--- it is they want to do. Only raise sons. Become interplanetary. Thank you for listening to my public service announcement. Anonymous (ID: aD88A6yl $ 07/18/24(Thu)22:39:15 No.474782503 >>474777524 (OP) Do you know how comically retarded it is for a lifeform that is so weak and dependent and pathetic as a woman to rule over a man? Any average man can kill the strongest woman effortlessly. You only have rights because men are defending those rights. You only have civilization because men have built you a civilization. If it was up to your fellow women to defend you, you'd be crushed as fast as Afghanistan fell.

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File: 1742605941914985.png (135 KB, 446x418) ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 12:34:22 No.705990793 >>705990876 >>705991053 >>705991365 >>705991873 >>705993404 >>705993719 >>705993867 >>705994525 >>705996342 >>705997259 >>706000648 >>706002136 >>706002279 >>706005514 >>706005834 >>706006030 >>706007143 >>706010173 >>706013658 >>706013813 >I JUST KILLED A GAME STUDIO WITH MY FREAKING ZEST HAHA! Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 12:35:57 No.705990876 ►>>705991454 >>705990793 (OP) Will China fix Ubisoft once they buy the company for 30 bucks? Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 13:16:03 No.705993404 >>705990793 (OP) >I JUST KILLED A GAME STUDIO why stop there? kill the whole publisher ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 14:08:52 No. 705996505 >>705996845 Ubisoft aint going away incel, these threads are ridiculous. ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 14:17:02 No.705997008 ► What's funny about Yasuke is that there are so many trying to tell his story in recent years and it keeps flopping or failing. The anime was a big flop, just like this will be. The guy from Black Panther was trying to get a Yasuke movie off the ground but then he died of butt cancer. I think I've heard of several other actors trying to make a movie happen, like Michael B Jordan and John Boyega, but nothing has come of it. Yasuke is not as popular as they think he is >> Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 15:39:26 No.706001617 ► I'd like to think Ubisoft knew they were f-----, so the devteam spent the last year going over-the-top with the zesty s---. >Hon hon! >> Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 15:49:05 No.706002067 >>706002429 >>706009167 >>706013331 How does yasuke know japanese? He's a portuguese slave >> ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 17:16:49 No.706006223 File: assasins creed.webm (2.66 MB, 1920x940)-[Close] >>706006730 ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 14:14:27 No.705996845 >>705999248 >>706002695 >>706007157 >>706008463 File: file.png (35 KB, 741x428) Ubisoft Entertainment SA €12.15 +79.35% -46.69 5Y Mar 21, 6:00:00 PM UTC+1 EUR EPA Disclaimer >Game has microtransactions out of the ass >Can spend cash to unlock op gear >Can spend money to unlock the revealed map >Music consists of Hip hop and 'Ching chong wa wa NINJA!' I sincerely hope this kills Ubislop ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 17:37:31 No.706007143 ► File: 1708400513861711.png (494 KB, 1023x763) 1D 5D 1M 6M 100 80 60 40 20 YTD 1Y 5Y MAX 0 2021 2022 2023 2024 2025 >>705996505 Brother, this is not the graph of a company that is "not going away". Their stock is down almost 10% today, a day after their huge release that is supposed to save the company. They have well over two billion dollars of debt. Ubisoft is dead. >>705990793 (OP). >MFW he looked directly at the camera with a smirk and said 'l really am the Assassins Creed: Shadows' ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 18:52:30 No.706010173 ► >>705990793 (OP). I think people will buy this game when more people find out Yasuke sucks d--- and eats c--.

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Anonymage 12/07/14 (Sun) 15:16:18 No.94775 >>94778 >>94786 >>94788 >>94797 >>94807 >>94819 >>94825 >>94837 >>94841 >>94842 >>94861 >>94862 >>94863 >>94894 File: 1417965378474.png (985.47 KB, 1024x768, P1000585.png) >birthday HAFTU >suddenly our waiter appears >he's carrying a cake >tell family I don't want to do anything special >they know I hate being the center of attention and flounder badly in social situations of any kind >force me to go out for dinner with them >go to restaurant >8 family members in total including me >everyone talks among themselves animatedly during the meal >nobody talks to me during the meal despite the occasion ostensibly being my birthday >sit quietly and eat my meal >feel uncomfortable that I am so obviously not fitting in >mother and step-dad fighting and being passive aggressive to each other >mother drinking too much >meal nearly finished up >happy that I'll be able to go home soon >whole restaurant's wait-staff is accompanying him singing "Happy Birthday" >rest of the restaurant all look around and some tables join in, looking at me and singing >he puts the cake down in front of me >it's a custom-made cake that my mother has requested be made for me >cake is adorned with a lone, glum, pale figure hunched over an inedible plastic computer meant to represent me >drunk mother laughing heartily >try my best to put on a smile so as not to appear rude >everyone takes pictures of the cake next to me >family forces me to cut the cake >they laugh at me for "cutting the cake weird"; "haha look at how he cuts the cake" >meal ends >go home Pic related, it's the cake. HAPPY Z T

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: Anonymous 356 KB JPG 02/09/21(Tue)17:00:19 No.846977777 > be me, closeted bisexual > mostly into grils, but have a thing for traps > decide to find a trap irl > go on Grindr, swipe left until I find a cute femboy > we start talking and sharing nudes, body is surprisingly feminine for a trap > he wants to meet up > itsHappening.exe > show up, hes shorter than me and petite, just how I like em > get up to bedroom and start making out > he stops, "Anon, I have to tell you something" > "It's cool, I know you have a d---" > "Actually Anon, I'm ftm. I dont have a d---" >mfw, it's actually a chick >mfw, I got reversed traped

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Anonymous 340 KB PNG 07/20/24(Sat)23:12:12 No. 78224529 >mother frequently texts me asking me how im doing/how much she loves me >usually don't bother to reply because lazy f--- >she died recently >open text messages >the last message she ever sent was "Miss you baby" which i ignored h-------- i feel like a f------ monster right now

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: Anonymous 07/12/24(Fri)12:18:01 No.201215063 From my point of view the Jedi are evil >murders children >strangles wife 1696694969225967.gif 477 KB GIF >"Personally I think you guys are the bad guys actually, not me"

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Anonymous NORF-FC 133 KB PNG >Be me >British tourist >Go to Argentina 07/20/24(Sat) 19:03:27 No. 199988678 >Convo with one guy >Asks where I'm from >Says the UK >He starts yelling at me >Spits on me w-- did I do to deserve this? Last time I checked, it was the Spannys who colonised Argentina initially. Then the Argentinians ruined it. S------- country anyway. 0/10.

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Did Skibidi Toilet just BTFO modern children's cartoons? Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)13:49:47 No.144567995 >>144568024 >>144568377 >>144570530 >>144571412 >>144571779 >>144571845 >>144572650 >>144572782 >>144572830 >>144572888 >>144572897 >>144573321 >>144575437 >>144575686 >>144578033 >>144578039 >>144581480 >>144582008 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-ZXraMeHBPJHXBhrNowJaQslyqtUg-tZ >Shorter episodes bring more viewer retention >Much cheaper and easier to animate >Has a silly and fun story that any age group can enjoy >Requires no serious thinking to understand, just watch it and you get everything that's going on >Doesn't require "theorizing" to figure out the worldbuilding >Almost no worldbuilding so children can actually enjoy it without just feeling confused >No "complex" character moments like "realistic depictions of panic attacks" or people crying all the time >Lighthearted, always something funny going on >Isn't trying to force politics that children don't need, such as gender identity or sexuality >Uses existing characters in interesting ways that reinvents them >Insanely more popular than any childrens cartoon currently existing Where is YOUR evidence to back up your ridiculous claims about Skibidi Toilet? By all means, watch the full series. I promise that you can't deny it. >inb4 someone says it's for babies (and your cartoons aren't?) >inb4 someone says it's lazy for using pre-existing assets (but outsourcing all your animation to Korean sweatshops is fine?) >inb4 someone calls me underage >inb4 someone says only someone with ADHD can watch it >inb4 someone says that messages about gender identity and sexuality matter for children >inb4 someone calls it annoying (like your cartoons with high pitched voices and constant crying aren't?) >inb4 "sage" because /co/ons are triggered by a different opinion Keep the discussion on topic and don't do anything that is mentioned above in the inb4 section. You should be open minded and watch the series instead and discuss it with SPECIFIC EXAMPLES. I'm open to having my mind changed. But only with reliable and specific examples that explain why Skibidi Toilet is apparently worse than modern cartoons.

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Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)21:08 No.5080260 File: 1336266505.jpg-(22 KB, 549x471, 1332115464200..jpg) >have the urge to play DF again after several months >load up this 200+ fort I had(probably the largest ever >suddenly I cant remember what THE F--- I was doing last >see some walls built in places that dont make any f------ sense >have a gazzillion gorillas in a 5x5 pasture >my mayor is chained up outside for no reason >I have someones pet pig chained up on the edge of the map >over 30 trogolodytes in my zoo >I had sent my 4 military squads underground to kill a kea >a f------ kea >underground >to top it off my legendary carpenter his knees shattered in the hospital >there are no reports thats show what the f--- happened I have absolutely no clue whats going on Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)21:10 No.5080353 File: 1336266606.png-(556 KB, 600x600, 1257598221597.png) SLAVES TO CHAPT DWARE FORTRESS >>5080260 Sounds like your fortress is running smoothly, I'm not sure what the problem is.

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: Anonymous smoker logic 351 KB JPG 07/20/24(Sat) 15:04:32 No.78216657 >person finds button >there is a sign above the button that says "Pushing this will harm your health drastically" >it's one of the most commonly known facts in the medical world that pushing the Lifespan Erasure Button will harm your health >this person likely knows several people who have died early because they pushed the button >"ohhhh it's just so hard to not push the button" >pushes the button

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Anonymous 37 KB JPG 07/17/24(Wed)10:15:53 No.78180732 > be me > 24 years old > kissless virgin > take salsa dance lessons > one day I need to fill in due to lack of leaders > I dance for three hours > at the end of the day my right shoulder smells of women's perfume > I am now but one sniff away from sensing a woman's presence That's gotta count for something right?

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: Anonymous 07/11/24(Thu)18:09:15 No.144462446 >>144461124 # >>144461169 # 466 KB PNG >>144461225 # >American moment >In 1999, at the age of 18 Lü was discovered by stylist Li Dongtian. However owing to Lü's unconventional appearance with small eyes, a flat face and freckles she did not meet traditional Chinese beauty standards and found getting work difficult. >While in Beijing she was seen by model scouts from France who asked her to go to Paris to model. Lü who spoke no French or English eventually agreed to go to Paris and started work. In the same year she came second in the 2000 Supermodel of the World competition. You're never low value you're just in the wrong environment. China found her ugly and she went on to win world stage supermodelling events.

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Anonymous (ID: u+vR0QhW | 07/18/24(Thu)22:05:59 No.474777524 >>474778351 >>474778444 >>474778460 >>474778506 >>474778518 >>474778523 >>474778534 >>474778576 >>474778634 >>474778813 >>474778882 >>474778993 >>474779271 >>474779364 >>474779379 >>474779493 >>474779997 >>474780041 >>474780578 >>474780690 >>474780834 >>474781714 >>474782203 >>474782306 >>474782383 >>474782443 >>474782460 >>474782503 >>474782570 >>474782620 >>474782661 >>474782741 >>474783238 >>474783486 >>474783603 >>474783746 >>474783770 >>474784373 >>474784583 >>474784660 >>474784732 >>474784859 >>474784893 >>474784910 >>474785833 >>474785856 >>474787876 >>474788358 >>474789057 >>474789531 >>474789892 >>474789983 >>474790412 >>474790523 >>474790544 >>474790936 >>474791472 >>474791554 >>474791762 >>474791816 >>474792140 >>474792230 >>474792367 >>474792458 >>474793145 >>474793292 >>474793718 >>474793728 >>474793849 >>474793921 >>474794050 >>474794059 >>474794112 >>474794376 >>474794489 >>474794600 >>474794744 >>474794878 >>474795223 >>474795269 >>474795334 >>474795739 >>474796364 >>474796715 >>474796730 >>474796999 >be femanon >be the only sex that can make babies >literally manufacture the baby from scratch in my body >the man contributes nothing except some raw materials >it's a painful and stressful process that takes 9 goddamn months >can't get drunk, high, or take any psychoactive drugs without damaging the product >be Republicunt man >think that I deserve to decide whether the w---- factory is allowed to cancel production of the baby I mean I'm all for a lil sexism, but do you retarded conservatives not realize how uncivilized it is to force women to make their bodies factories? Anonymous (ID: 81h2wcnY | 07/18/24(Thu)22:08:06 No.474777859 Well, you can swallow my swimmers instead if you don't want to worry about that. Anonymous (ID: Lu4juNLf) 07/18/24(Thu)22:12:15 No.474778518 File: 1713026829809728.jpg (80 KB, 540x638) to grid of Cute looks hard >>474777524 (OP) We're getting closer to robowaifus and artificial wombs. Soon you'll be completely worthless. Anonymous (ID: 7jAZQ7On) 07/18/24(Thu)22:12:58 No.474778634 >>474777524 (OP) Shut up bitch. In real life you would just defer to me like every other woman I've ever met. Anonymous (ID: QbvyZkFz 07/18/24(Thu)22:14:36 No.474778882 >>474794978 >>474777524 (OP) >be femanon >have unprotected sex with 100s of men >create life >kill it, because you don't want to take responsibility >repeat I don't partially care about abortions, but don't act like you have some god given right to turn your vagina into a cemetery Anonymous (ID: ND4MiRD9 I 07/18/24(Thu)22:22:39 No.474780041 >>474777524 (OP). Artificial wombs. Al companions. Fuckable robo waifus. Replace women entirely. Let them go do, what ever the f--- it is they want to do. Only raise sons. Become interplanetary. Thank you for listening to my public service announcement. Anonymous (ID: aD88A6yl $ 07/18/24(Thu)22:39:15 No.474782503 >>474777524 (OP) Do you know how comically retarded it is for a lifeform that is so weak and dependent and pathetic as a woman to rule over a man? Any average man can kill the strongest woman effortlessly. You only have rights because men are defending those rights. You only have civilization because men have built you a civilization. If it was up to your fellow women to defend you, you'd be crushed as fast as Afghanistan fell.

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