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: Anonymous 161 KB PNG 10/27/24(Sun)00:28:19 No.79257545 >Be me >Sitting in lunchroom at work >Decent qt 3.14 alternative girl walks in >Looks at my tattoos and compliments me on them >Tells me she works in the salon in another part of my work and that | should come let her cut my hair sometime >Don't realize she's flirting with me cause I'm a f------ idiot >A week later >See her in the lunch room again and she sits down at my table and talks to me, ends up giving me her snapchat >Talk with her on snap for a while and she ends up asking me out on a date for a few days later >FUCKYES.ALLOFMYFUCKINGWHAT >Tell my friends about it and everything >FFW a day or two, I get a snap from her >"Sorry if this is kinda random, but I have to ask. What are your political values?" >I know this bitch is probably a dumb ass f------ liberal, so I can't straight up tell her I'm ultra right wing >"Uh, well, actually I'm not voting. I don't hold faith in the political system and feel as if it's extremely corrupt and my vote doesn't matter." >Gives me some bleeding heart liberal b------- about how my vote DOES matter Yada Yada >Wake up this morning the day of the date >Open a snapchat from her >"Sorry, anon. I think we are just extremely politically different and I don't think it's a good idea for us to meet today. I hope you can understand." I literally tried to remain as political neutral as possible so I could meet up with this bitch. I f------ hate women so god damn much.

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12/06/24(Fri)11:21:22 No.490600063 A victim of the Mannheim terror attack in Germany has now been convicted of anti-Islam hate speech: Stabbed by an Islamist, now silenced by the state Why are Germans mega cucked? Its so f------ unreal. >Waves of arabs and poos invade Germany >Random germanon complains that the arabs are violent r--- jihadist >Religion of peace jihadist stabs the Germanon in retaliation >Buck broken police dont want to appear racist, so they apprehend the germanon instead of the knife wielding arab >They all get stabbed, one cops dies >FFW to today the Germanon gets fined for hate speech against the arab.
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File: images (1).jpg (7 KB, 228x221) Go to the gym and seek self improvement ffs Anonymous 11/30/24(Sat)21:49:58 No.32380026 >be me >have best friend for 5 years >let's call him Dave >Dave has been in love with his childhood friend/crush since grade 1 >we'll call her Abigail > She is active in sports and has an excellent grade in uni >Abigail gets a boyfriend >dude is a gym Chad™ >Dave goes full rage mode >rants to me about how "Chads" steal all the girls and women only like jerks >Dave says Abigail's bf treats her like crap and sleeps with lot of women >actually met Abigail's bf >he's legit the nicest guy I've met >Christian, has never slept with women, devout but doesn't push it on anyone >major in peace studies and wants to become a charity worker abroad >dude even helped me out at the gym >went from skinny as hell to gaining 10kg in 2 months thanks to him >We play basketball together with his bros >Dave, meanwhile, is lazy, overweight, watches anime/LoL all day, and spams edgy s--- on 4chan >bro, get your act together Dave, I know you're reading this because you live on /b/. Abigail didn't pick her bf just because he's jacked. She picked him because he's actually a decent human being. Take a hard look at yourself and stop spreading lies about someone who's better than you in every way. Touch some grass, bro.
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