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![File: file.png (202 KB, 518x400) Cal. 5.7x28 mm KEL 雞 PR-57 ☐ Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)12:11:14 No.63182733 >>63182749 >>63182793 File: 7ft84dh938r41[1].png (506 KB, 1080x576) >> ☐ PR57 Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)09:18:19 No.63181821 >>63182176 >>63182185 >>63182200 >>63182767 >>63182970 >>63183047 >>63183165 >>63183683 >>63183756 >>63185487 >>63188388 >>63188978>>63189027 >>63190013 >>63190728 >>63192063 >>63194951 >>63202490 >>63205950 Alright, which one of you f------ had rotary barrel 5.7x28 pistol loaded with stripper clips in Kel Tec new pistol bingo? ☐ Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)10:28:13 No.63182200 >>63182271 >>63182294 >>63182704 >>63182723 >>63182733 >>63182797 >>63185451 >>63185729 >>63189958 >>63192014 >>63192076 >>63198141 >>63203201 >>63204594 File: obraz 2025-01-16_002657508.png (275 KB, 624x361) INFLAMMABLE >> >>63182200 This is what the Kel-Tec guy was making in 1970. He comes from a world we don't understand. ☐ Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)13:51:18 No.63183127 >>63183218 >>63203220 File: s-l1600[1].jpg (247 KB, 1600x900) PLAS MEANWHILE AT KEL-TEC... >>63181821 (OP). Kel Tec designers have no concept of what normal gun even is anymore. ☐ Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)12:09:08 No.63182723 >>63182200 >>63182883 >>63189102 >Kel Tec designers have no concept of what normal gun even is anymore They never did. The company was founded by a guy who made insane s--- like stripper clip fed compact carry pistols in the 1980s. He couldn't do anything normal. He couldn't even keep his drug habit under control when he designed a flashlight, and I say that as a flashlight historian. George Kellgren using internal magazines in pistols is like Elon Musk naming things X. It always comes back around. ☐ Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)12:33:04 No.63197067 >>63197290 >>63197590 >>63197674 >be me >in firefight with chud school shooter >have my spankin' brand new PR57 >take aim >hit 20/20 shots with a tight grouping >bullets all bounce off of chud's homemade 3D printed plates >reach into pocket for clips to reload >all the rounds have pinged off the clip >pull out a handfull of loose bullets >pitifully throw them at chud >chud laughs at me and starts walking over >slips on the pre lubricated 5.7mm casings >head hits desk and he bleeds out >praised as a hero for saving the school](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/992/716/5fa.png "Anon Likes Kel-Tec | /r/Greentext")
![413531-CosmicBrownies.jpg (195 KB, 800x600) google igdb Little Debbi COSMIC Brownies NTAINS 12 SQUARES CHOCOLATE C Anonymous 11/24/13(Sun)13:00:34 No.28470756 [♥]>>28470782 >>28470790 >Last Night's D&D session >DM decides to reveal that he's actually a bit of an amateur chef >Spends ten minutes puttering around in the kitchen, and we hear the constant churning noise of a blender >Comes back with large mugs filled with a thick, brown liquid >"It's my cosmic brownie shake. Just try it." >Try it >It tastes like sex with an angel >Everyone drains their mugs >"Don't worry, there's plenty left! You can drink as much as you want! And, the best part is, its actually really healthy for you!" >We start playing, continuing to drink the tasty shakes the entire time >About an hour in, I start to feel funny. >One guy dashes off to the bathroom, and a few seconds later we hear him screaming >"IT'S LIKE SNAKES. IT'S LIKE SNAKES ARE IN MY GUTS AND ARE TEARING APART MY A------." >No one has any idea what he's talking about. >One minute later >Everyone knows what he's talking about. >I manage to reach one of the three bathrooms >Pain >Agonizing pain >Like my liver is strangling my stomach while my intestines tie themselves into knots >I am s------- and crying and occasionally screaming >Hear screaming coming from outside the window >One guy didn't manage to get into a bathroom >He's screaming and crying and s------- outside in the backyard >Neighbors walk out of their house to see what's going on >Guy in the backyard is pleading with them to kill him >Everyone spends the entire night just s------- and crying I just got back home and I think I lost thirty pounds. Gaming food thread? [-] Anonymous 11/24/13(Sun)13:02:47 No.28470782 [♥]>>28470798 >>28470804 >>28470828 >>28470756 (OP) Did you get the recipe?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/992/192/ce8.png "But did he receive thy recipe for thy secret sauce? | /r/Greentext")
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