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Dear Gaston, You should really get your cholesterol levels checked if you're devouring five dozen eggs a day.

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OH, THERE'S NO F------ WAY I'M MARRYING YOU, GASTON. F--- US GASTON I MAY NOT KNOW IT YET, BUT I'M ACTUALLY INTO FURRIES, SO... BUT... EVERY INCH OF ME IS COVERED IN HAIR... WE WANT THAT MEAT
O sonseulsoleil It's almost 1 AM but in the song Belle from Beauty and the Beast the villagers sing "I need six eggs" “that's too expensive!" and 99 GC. then later in the song Gaston, Gaston says "when I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large, now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs so l'm roughly as large as a barge" Gaston has been eating dozens of eggs every day for his entire life and is single handedly creating an artificial egg scarcity in the village and driving up egg prices. this economy is in shambles. 9,160 notes
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Uploaded May 14, 2012 at 09:44AM EDT

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