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TwoBlueCrabs.com File :1214531902.jpg-(73 KB, 450x600 450pxanwinnerka ipg) Anonymous 06/26/08(Thu)21:58:22 No.74741073 Hey /b/ Just found out the girl I love who Ive been with for years. Doesn't want to be with me anymore Post ending in 99 decides what I do now. MITCHELL JAMES HENDERSON Anonymous 06/26/08(Thu)21:58:51 No.74741139 f--- her friends 「Anonymous 06/26/08(Thu)21:59:00 No.7474 1163 Live on and enjoy your life Anonymous 06/26/08(Thu)21:59:07 No. 74741175 f--- her mom Anonymous 06/26/08(Thu)22:35:52 No.74746199 Okay, this is how it goes. You get an orangutan. I'm not talking a little monkey or some some dancing chimp b-------, I mean a f------ orangutan Dont ask me how you're gonna get a f------ orangutan, because that's not my problem So the orangutan's name is Clyde. This is non-negotiable; all orangutans are named Clyde. I don't know why that is, it's just how the world works. So you and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. You're seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and friends go out in big groups. You talk loud, you laugh louder. Every time you say something witty, you high-five the orangutan. The town begins to buzz. It gets back to her. "Did you know the guy with the orangutan?", "You used to date the guy with the orangutan?", "Why would you break up with a guy with an orangutan?" Next thing you know she's calling "Im hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime?" "Geez, I dunno; me and Clyde were going to go to a monster truck race tonight (orangutans love monster trucks). In fact, the whole social calendar seems kinda full. I tell you what, I'll make a little note (what was your name again?) and maybe I can squeeze you in. Oh, well, you know my number so don't be a stra-- Hey, look at the time! I gotta skate, Clyde's making Mojitoes." At this point the upper hand is yours. You can let her twist in the wind, you can draw her back into your life at the pace you decide. Whatever, its your life. But if you're a smart man? You slowly phase her back in. You're IM-ing. You're talking on Live. You get invited to family functions. You bring Clyde, he becomes like one of the family. You're one big Brady Bunch Orangutans They love monster trucks

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File: nothinbutateathing.jpg (55 KB, 610x460) O Anonymous (ID: ILDXrpH) 09/13/14(Sat)05:13:42 No.568431194 [Reply] Tea is the coolest thing in human history. >Grows in China,only really exported to Japan. It's called -Tu. >1500s, some dude brings it to Europe. >Britain goes f------ nuts for it. >Start naval empire for the sole purpose of buying tea. >Britain buys all the tea in china for all it's silver bullion, utterly bankrupting itself. ARL OREY LAN Britain gets china addicted to opium to balance debt. Ha. >China gets p-----, colossal war ensues. >Meanwhile brits decide they want sugar in their tea, basically kick start the slave trade in earnest. >Stick sugar plantations all over americas. >Kill half the n------ in Africa just to grow that sweet sweet sugar. >Blitz through India, be like "grow tea or everyone dies". >okay.jpg >China's f-----, broke from opium wars, monopoly on tea gone, >Africa's f-----, millions dead, millions in chains halfway around the world. >the Americas rolling in wealth because slavery and plantations. >Everyone and their mum now drinks tea, brits make mad bank. >Me gets to drink sweet brew every morning, laughing my ass off at the untold numbers of corpses l'm dancing on. TEA THREAD BITCHES. Pick is pretty god tea. + 143 posts and 34 image renlies omitted Click here to view

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TwoBlueCrabs.com File :1214531902.jpg-(73 KB, 450x600 450pxanwinnerka ipg) Anonymous 06/26/08(Thu)21:58:22 No.74741073 Hey /b/ Just found out the girl I love who Ive been with for years. Doesn't want to be with me anymore Post ending in 99 decides what I do now. MITCHELL JAMES HENDERSON Anonymous 06/26/08(Thu)21:58:51 No.74741139 f--- her friends 「Anonymous 06/26/08(Thu)21:59:00 No.7474 1163 Live on and enjoy your life Anonymous 06/26/08(Thu)21:59:07 No. 74741175 f--- her mom Anonymous 06/26/08(Thu)22:35:52 No.74746199 Okay, this is how it goes. You get an orangutan. I'm not talking a little monkey or some some dancing chimp b-------, I mean a f------ orangutan Dont ask me how you're gonna get a f------ orangutan, because that's not my problem So the orangutan's name is Clyde. This is non-negotiable; all orangutans are named Clyde. I don't know why that is, it's just how the world works. So you and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. You're seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and friends go out in big groups. You talk loud, you laugh louder. Every time you say something witty, you high-five the orangutan. The town begins to buzz. It gets back to her. "Did you know the guy with the orangutan?", "You used to date the guy with the orangutan?", "Why would you break up with a guy with an orangutan?" Next thing you know she's calling "Im hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime?" "Geez, I dunno; me and Clyde were going to go to a monster truck race tonight (orangutans love monster trucks). In fact, the whole social calendar seems kinda full. I tell you what, I'll make a little note (what was your name again?) and maybe I can squeeze you in. Oh, well, you know my number so don't be a stra-- Hey, look at the time! I gotta skate, Clyde's making Mojitoes." At this point the upper hand is yours. You can let her twist in the wind, you can draw her back into your life at the pace you decide. Whatever, its your life. But if you're a smart man? You slowly phase her back in. You're IM-ing. You're talking on Live. You get invited to family functions. You bring Clyde, he becomes like one of the family. You're one big Brady Bunch Orangutans They love monster trucks

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