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THE INSULTT e. JARATE MASTER HAW HAWOING TO HEY! WE'RE TRYING TO ENTOY THIS CAPTURE POINT you BuLLY! WHAT ARE YOu GOING TO DO RUN FIVE MILES AWAY AND SHOOT ME? WHY THAT ORAVEL- KICKING... ALWAYS GUESSING MY PLANS... WHATEVER LET'S GO GET TACOS GRAVEL? WHAT A NUISANCE! YE How DID HE KNOW? I'M SICK AND TIRED OF GETTING PICKED ON BY MEN MY OWN SIZE! BOY! THOSE SAXTON HALE JARATE PILLS TRIPLED THE SIZE OF MY KIDNEYS! AND THANKS TO MY SAXTON HALE PAIN TONIC, I CAN BARELY EVEN FEEL MY ORGANS SHUTTING DOWN! HE THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING! Inventor of Jarate... The JAR-Based Karate! WHAT'S THIS? TARATE? THAT SPy WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT HIM! AS SEEN IN PRINT I DIDN'T THINK YOu HAD IT "IN" YOU, SNIPER! HA WE WILL GIVE YOU A TROPH YOu AGAIN HERE'S SOME- THING I OWE You JARATE? THAT LOOKS EFFECTIVE! BUT COMPLICATED.. FROM 5 FREE GIFTS If you act now in addition to my complete course, you will BODY! IT IS NOT COMPLICATED! o get these five valuable DRUNKEN Your enemies will wish they could forget their encounte How do I know? I am from AUSTRALIA! And the events dramatized in the comic above actually happened... TO ME! Remember that part between panels four and five? That was not with Jarate! Too bad! The time lapse magic! I kicked a chair across the room, and seconds IMMEDIATE EFFECTS later I knew Jarate! NOW YOU CAN TOO! WHAT IS JARATE? Jarate causes your enemies to lose the WILL TO LIVE and take more damage from incoming fire! You may say, "But I don't HAVE any enemies!" Well, do you have FRIENDS? Are they on FIRE? Right NoW? Jarate them to a non-on fire state INSTANTLY! Being They will think about Jarate at their weddings at their high school on fire is horrible! They'll never want to talk about your Jaratereunions - witnessing the birth of their first beautiful child - Jarate will rescue ever again, but you'll have their secret undying gratitude! haunt their every waking moment for the REST OF THEIR LIVES. EN KEN LOGY-MAKING are temporary. As the first damp moment stretches into months however- as years become long, regret-filled decades, Jarate reveals its TRUE POWER: forcing your enemies to accept a terrifying new existence, where people do awful things to them ALL THE TIME for NO REASON and DIGNITY DOES NOT EXIST.

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I'M GONNA HAVE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT THAT
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