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DOWN AT THE POST OFFICE HI, DO You SELL LETTER OPENERS? CAN DO You ONE BETTER! WEVE ACTUALLY BEEN HEARING A LOT OF COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE LETTER OPENERS RECENT- LY. YoU KNOW, THEY'RE OLD FASHIONED,THEYRE AwKwARD HOLIDA NOTICE 爪 TO USE, AND IF THEYRE SHARP ENOUGH TO SLICE PAPER THEN THEYRE SHARP ENOUGH TO CAUSE SPONTANECUS DISEM- BOWELINGS-THAT KIND OF THING. SO WEVE JUS COME OUT WITH THIS GREAT NEW THE RENNELOPE! THATS SHORT FOR REUSABLE ENVELOPE!) urTo 30.. 052 30-50..0.93 丨 10 PRODUCT AWTHATS TOTALLY A NEAT WELL THIS IS THE ENVELOPE OF THE FUTURE!ILL EXPLAIN HOW IT WDRKS DEA, BUT- ITS BASICALLY A SERIES OF INTERLOCKING UICITE SLEEVES THAT FIT TO- GETHER S0 GHTLY THAT THEY ALLOW FOR OPTIMAL LETTER PROTECTION ITHOUT THE NEED FOR A SEALING, COMPOUND, WHICH IN TURN ELIMINATES THE NEED FOR A LETTER OPENER! Now,I KNOW WHAT YOURE GONNA ASK- IF ITS NOT ACTUALLY SEALED THEN IT COULD BE OPENED BY ANY MAIL FRAUD ARTIST, RIGHTWHATS THE DEAL?! WELL IT GETS BETTER THE RENVELOPE HAS AN ADDITIONAL OUTER CASING WHICH IS FORTIFIED WITH AN UNBREAKABLE 200-DIGIT COMBINATON LOCKTHE COMBINATION KNOWN ONLY TO THE SENDER oF THE RENVELOPE! S0, How DOES THE RECIPIENT ACCESS THE LETTER IFTS LOCKED?WELL ILL℡L YOKu ALL YOU D0 IS MAIL A SERIES OF 12 ADDITIONAL LOCKLESS RENVEL OPES IN TWO-DAY INTERVALS RENVELOPE. IN EACH OF THESE SECONDARY R A PIECE OF PAPER ω1TH A NUMERIC CODE ON IT, BUT 11 OF THE /2 ω1LL ING THE MAILING OF THE ORIGINAL DUMMY CODES TO THROW OFF ANY CRIMINALS WHO MIGHT IN THEM IN AN ATTEMPT TO BREACH THE ORIGINAL LOCKED TH ENNELOPE CONTAINING THE TRUE CODE IS DISTINGUISHED BY A SECRET TERMARK THAT IS SCRAMBLED WITH A SECONDARY CODE THATS KNDUN ONLY TO T CODE YOU JUST TRANSMIT TO THE RECIPIENT ONE MONTH AHEAD OF TME VIA A TELEGRAM PHERED USING A TERTIARY CODE SYSTEM AGREED UPON BEFdREHAND BY THE TWO PARTIES DURING,LETS SAY,A SERIES OF DECEPTNELY UNREMARKABLE TELEPHONE CONVERSATIONS IN THE WEEKS LEADING INTENDED RECIPIENT OF E MAILINGS! THIS COED OF CURSE AND THEN DEC UP TO THE POSTING OF THE ORIGINAL LOCKED REVVELOFE IN GUESTION So YoUR LETTER IS BASICALLY GUARANTEED TO REACH ITS DESTINATION UNMOLESTED,AND TO GET AT IT ALL You DO IS JUST PUT IN THE MASTER CODE, REMOVE THE OUTER CASING, PULL APART THE VARIOUS SECURITY SLEENES,AND VOILA, YoUVE eoT YaR CREDIT CARD BIL oR YOUR VALUABLE ČOUPONS OR WHATE THE RENVELOPE COMES IN PACKS OF 13,39,OR I7, AND THERE'S- UH, ARE YOU ALRIGHT..? HoLY CRIPES,THIS IS So WEIRD! MY ARM IS, LIKE,MOVING BY ITSELF! WHAT IS-

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Data @ThelData · Apr 27 Me trying to read the reply of a 14-year-old communist telling me why capitalism is bad. 65 17 1.1K 9.8K Aiden @Aiden82867152 · Apr 28 Kinda a self own but ok 7 73 Atomic Denny (COMMS OPEN) @AtomicDenny · Apr 28 How? 49 Aiden @Aiden82867152 · Apr 28 I'm implying that he is unable to work with complicated subjects that require a lot of information to be communicated in order to critique them ie when critiquing capitalism you will probably have to talk about a lot of issues it perpetuates as well as creates. Hope this helps :) 21 4 cregger (fighting Covid1984 global pandemic) @creggerrr Replying to @Aiden82867152 @AtomicDenny and @ThelData 8:22 PM · Apr 28, 2021 · Twitter for Android 10 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 405 Likes

The extraordinarily underachieving 20-something half-awake half-sentient man of perpetually vague disposition Either stays completely quiet or speaks in a quiet and slightly slurred way, with a mixture of ineloquent reductive language and uncommon, strange words. Attempts to be very straight to the point, but it is always incoherent and never makes a tangible pivot or point in the conversation, sounding almost schizophrenic in his descriptions of things. Talks in a very fast but boring way. No worldview or political opinion. He has teetered a little bit and window shopped between propagandized ideologies on the Internet, but he chooses to stay "neutral" or "natural" perhaps due to laziness and a strong fear of rejection and esteem- destruction he has received from expressing his (simplistic) opinions before. He views himself as too stupid to have the right to vote or have a political opinion. Clueless on how to present a personality. May string some phrases he heard from the Internet together or vaguely copy some kind of smart sounding monologue from somewhere. Difficult to talk because he can't seem to keep the contents of a conversation in mind. He will either just repeatedly ask about things you have just said or he will awkwardly not respond at allI. Heavy resistance to efforted activites since a child - his parents didn't know what to do with him. This has funneled him into a strange life of spending his time doing things that require very little energy or effort that happen to be in his vague lane of immediate interest, if you could call it interest. He has never had a passion or hobby, or his passion for them just fizzled out one day. Has never really created anything or pursued some kind of creative hobby despite having years and years and years of (wasted) free time to do whatever he wants on his Listens to a very narrow repoitoire of music: Obscure ambient anime soundtracks (particularly Gregorian chanting) and "warm" sounding ambient music. Bad grades thorughout all of school. Would make a willed attempt to organize himself and finish assignments at the beginning of a new school year, but would burn out within a week and resume his apathy. РС. Has a small group of friends he met early on in life at school. His presence is mostly making random quips, sometimes creating a goofy atmosphere. He might even impress someone naive, seeing a shadow of some charisma in him. No one would be Upon discovering the PC circa age -10 and subsequently the Internet, he became utterly addicted. His parents rarely saw him out of his room after this. comfortable one on one. Likes to spontaneously speculate about a tranhumanist future and the implications of that on society and encryption. Very average looking. May have good fashion sense for someone like him, but he wears the same outfit every day - it's his "design". Chooses not to have any opinions on women really. He might daydream about being in a relationship but he knows these are not real considerations. Scared of Robotic gait. Walks like a marching parada soldier in fast motion. romantic thoughts and neutralizes any rare feelings he catches because he thinks it's something that's above his head and he would f--- it up catastrophically, or out of fear of that he might become something reminds him of his mom or dad. Just wants a small group of friends with a very tight rapport. Has never owned an umbrella. High tolerance for being drenched in rain

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DOWN AT THE POST OFFICE HI, DO You SELL LETTER OPENERS? CAN DO You ONE BETTER! WEVE ACTUALLY BEEN HEARING A LOT OF COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE LETTER OPENERS RECENT- LY. YoU KNOW, THEY'RE OLD FASHIONED,THEYRE AwKwARD HOLIDA NOTICE 爪 TO USE, AND IF THEYRE SHARP ENOUGH TO SLICE PAPER THEN THEYRE SHARP ENOUGH TO CAUSE SPONTANECUS DISEM- BOWELINGS-THAT KIND OF THING. SO WEVE JUS COME OUT WITH THIS GREAT NEW THE RENNELOPE! THATS SHORT FOR REUSABLE ENVELOPE!) urTo 30.. 052 30-50..0.93 丨 10 PRODUCT AWTHATS TOTALLY A NEAT WELL THIS IS THE ENVELOPE OF THE FUTURE!ILL EXPLAIN HOW IT WDRKS DEA, BUT- ITS BASICALLY A SERIES OF INTERLOCKING UICITE SLEEVES THAT FIT TO- GETHER S0 GHTLY THAT THEY ALLOW FOR OPTIMAL LETTER PROTECTION ITHOUT THE NEED FOR A SEALING, COMPOUND, WHICH IN TURN ELIMINATES THE NEED FOR A LETTER OPENER! Now,I KNOW WHAT YOURE GONNA ASK- IF ITS NOT ACTUALLY SEALED THEN IT COULD BE OPENED BY ANY MAIL FRAUD ARTIST, RIGHTWHATS THE DEAL?! WELL IT GETS BETTER THE RENVELOPE HAS AN ADDITIONAL OUTER CASING WHICH IS FORTIFIED WITH AN UNBREAKABLE 200-DIGIT COMBINATON LOCKTHE COMBINATION KNOWN ONLY TO THE SENDER oF THE RENVELOPE! S0, How DOES THE RECIPIENT ACCESS THE LETTER IFTS LOCKED?WELL ILL℡L YOKu ALL YOU D0 IS MAIL A SERIES OF 12 ADDITIONAL LOCKLESS RENVEL OPES IN TWO-DAY INTERVALS RENVELOPE. IN EACH OF THESE SECONDARY R A PIECE OF PAPER ω1TH A NUMERIC CODE ON IT, BUT 11 OF THE /2 ω1LL ING THE MAILING OF THE ORIGINAL DUMMY CODES TO THROW OFF ANY CRIMINALS WHO MIGHT IN THEM IN AN ATTEMPT TO BREACH THE ORIGINAL LOCKED TH ENNELOPE CONTAINING THE TRUE CODE IS DISTINGUISHED BY A SECRET TERMARK THAT IS SCRAMBLED WITH A SECONDARY CODE THATS KNDUN ONLY TO T CODE YOU JUST TRANSMIT TO THE RECIPIENT ONE MONTH AHEAD OF TME VIA A TELEGRAM PHERED USING A TERTIARY CODE SYSTEM AGREED UPON BEFdREHAND BY THE TWO PARTIES DURING,LETS SAY,A SERIES OF DECEPTNELY UNREMARKABLE TELEPHONE CONVERSATIONS IN THE WEEKS LEADING INTENDED RECIPIENT OF E MAILINGS! THIS COED OF CURSE AND THEN DEC UP TO THE POSTING OF THE ORIGINAL LOCKED REVVELOFE IN GUESTION So YoUR LETTER IS BASICALLY GUARANTEED TO REACH ITS DESTINATION UNMOLESTED,AND TO GET AT IT ALL You DO IS JUST PUT IN THE MASTER CODE, REMOVE THE OUTER CASING, PULL APART THE VARIOUS SECURITY SLEENES,AND VOILA, YoUVE eoT YaR CREDIT CARD BIL oR YOUR VALUABLE ČOUPONS OR WHATE THE RENVELOPE COMES IN PACKS OF 13,39,OR I7, AND THERE'S- UH, ARE YOU ALRIGHT..? HoLY CRIPES,THIS IS So WEIRD! MY ARM IS, LIKE,MOVING BY ITSELF! WHAT IS-

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