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DOWN AT THE POST OFFICE HI, DO You SELL LETTER OPENERS? CAN DO You ONE BETTER! WEVE ACTUALLY BEEN HEARING A LOT OF COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE LETTER OPENERS RECENT- LY. YoU KNOW, THEY'RE OLD FASHIONED,THEYRE AwKwARD HOLIDA NOTICE 爪 TO USE, AND IF THEYRE SHARP ENOUGH TO SLICE PAPER THEN THEYRE SHARP ENOUGH TO CAUSE SPONTANECUS DISEM- BOWELINGS-THAT KIND OF THING. SO WEVE JUS COME OUT WITH THIS GREAT NEW THE RENNELOPE! THATS SHORT FOR REUSABLE ENVELOPE!) urTo 30.. 052 30-50..0.93 丨 10 PRODUCT AWTHATS TOTALLY A NEAT WELL THIS IS THE ENVELOPE OF THE FUTURE!ILL EXPLAIN HOW IT WDRKS DEA, BUT- ITS BASICALLY A SERIES OF INTERLOCKING UICITE SLEEVES THAT FIT TO- GETHER S0 GHTLY THAT THEY ALLOW FOR OPTIMAL LETTER PROTECTION ITHOUT THE NEED FOR A SEALING, COMPOUND, WHICH IN TURN ELIMINATES THE NEED FOR A LETTER OPENER! Now,I KNOW WHAT YOURE GONNA ASK- IF ITS NOT ACTUALLY SEALED THEN IT COULD BE OPENED BY ANY MAIL FRAUD ARTIST, RIGHTWHATS THE DEAL?! WELL IT GETS BETTER THE RENVELOPE HAS AN ADDITIONAL OUTER CASING WHICH IS FORTIFIED WITH AN UNBREAKABLE 200-DIGIT COMBINATON LOCKTHE COMBINATION KNOWN ONLY TO THE SENDER oF THE RENVELOPE! S0, How DOES THE RECIPIENT ACCESS THE LETTER IFTS LOCKED?WELL ILL℡L YOKu ALL YOU D0 IS MAIL A SERIES OF 12 ADDITIONAL LOCKLESS RENVEL OPES IN TWO-DAY INTERVALS RENVELOPE. IN EACH OF THESE SECONDARY R A PIECE OF PAPER ω1TH A NUMERIC CODE ON IT, BUT 11 OF THE /2 ω1LL ING THE MAILING OF THE ORIGINAL DUMMY CODES TO THROW OFF ANY CRIMINALS WHO MIGHT IN THEM IN AN ATTEMPT TO BREACH THE ORIGINAL LOCKED TH ENNELOPE CONTAINING THE TRUE CODE IS DISTINGUISHED BY A SECRET TERMARK THAT IS SCRAMBLED WITH A SECONDARY CODE THATS KNDUN ONLY TO T CODE YOU JUST TRANSMIT TO THE RECIPIENT ONE MONTH AHEAD OF TME VIA A TELEGRAM PHERED USING A TERTIARY CODE SYSTEM AGREED UPON BEFdREHAND BY THE TWO PARTIES DURING,LETS SAY,A SERIES OF DECEPTNELY UNREMARKABLE TELEPHONE CONVERSATIONS IN THE WEEKS LEADING INTENDED RECIPIENT OF E MAILINGS! THIS COED OF CURSE AND THEN DEC UP TO THE POSTING OF THE ORIGINAL LOCKED REVVELOFE IN GUESTION So YoUR LETTER IS BASICALLY GUARANTEED TO REACH ITS DESTINATION UNMOLESTED,AND TO GET AT IT ALL You DO IS JUST PUT IN THE MASTER CODE, REMOVE THE OUTER CASING, PULL APART THE VARIOUS SECURITY SLEENES,AND VOILA, YoUVE eoT YaR CREDIT CARD BIL oR YOUR VALUABLE ČOUPONS OR WHATE THE RENVELOPE COMES IN PACKS OF 13,39,OR I7, AND THERE'S- UH, ARE YOU ALRIGHT..? HoLY CRIPES,THIS IS So WEIRD! MY ARM IS, LIKE,MOVING BY ITSELF! WHAT IS-

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