'You know what really grinds my gears?'

'When gifs with text go way too fast and I have to watch multiple times to catch all the words, which may convey important information, such as the fact that scientists created a computer memory crystal that can story 360 TBof data per disc and lasts approximately 1 million years by using pure silica and storing the data in 5 dimensions;

A French Canadian soldier during WWII single-handedly captured 93 German soldiers and he declined the invitation to be decorated because according to him, General Montgomery [who was giving the reward] was incompetent and in no position to be giving out medals;

Disney rejected Back to the Future because the mother/son storyline was 'not appropriate';

When you encounter some information for the first time and then begin to notice it everywhere, you're experiencing something called the 'Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon';

Mark Twain was born shortly after Halleys Comet and predicted he would 'go out with it' too, and he died a day after the comets subsequent return;

Part of the Manhattan Project involved injecting patients with plutonium to see what would happen;

And for every lion cub that lives to be one year old, its parents have waited nearly 3000 times.'

Holy jesus, I have pretty damn good eyes to decipher all that. ._.

Never thought my sub-par internet connection would actually come in handy for once.