Think you can only eat food once? THINK AGAIN Once you poop out your food, eat the poop. The best part? The poop tastes even better than the original food Sometimesy throwing a tennis ball, but will not actually have thrown anything STILL CHASE AFTER THE NON-EXISTENT BALL Pretty good chance you'll find an old ball around the area anyways maybe Just bark a whole bunch for no reason. People will pet you and give you REAL BACON from that box that says Beggin Strips on it Bury your treats in the backyard. That way when you want to eat them later, they will have that "dirt and grass tang" that we all love in our food Tired of your regular water bol? The humans have an infinite water bowl that they call "the toilet." Be warned though: once you've tried it, it'll be hard to go back to water without the light delicious hint of poo-flavor When your owner is rubbing your belly and saying "Who's a good dog?", do NOT puke on the rug or bite them for no reason. If you refrain from these natural impulses, they will say "You are!" (referring to you) When it's thundering outside, here's a tip: hide under a table or bed and bark a bunch. This is 100% guaranteed to scare the thunder away (estimate time for thunder to stop: 1 minute 8 hours)

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Think you can only eat food once? THINK AGAIN Once you poop out your food, eat the poop. The best part? The poop tastes even better than the original food Sometimesy throwing a tennis ball, but will not actually have thrown anything STILL CHASE AFTER THE NON-EXISTENT BALL Pretty good chance you'll find an old ball around the area anyways maybe Just bark a whole bunch for no reason. People will pet you and give you REAL BACON from that box that says Beggin Strips on it Bury your treats in the backyard. That way when you want to eat them later, they will have that "dirt and grass tang" that we all love in our food Tired of your regular water bol? The humans have an infinite water bowl that they call "the toilet." Be warned though: once you've tried it, it'll be hard to go back to water without the light delicious hint of poo-flavor When your owner is rubbing your belly and saying "Who's a good dog?", do NOT puke on the rug or bite them for no reason. If you refrain from these natural impulses, they will say "You are!" (referring to you) When it's thundering outside, here's a tip: hide under a table or bed and bark a bunch. This is 100% guaranteed to scare the thunder away (estimate time for thunder to stop: 1 minute 8 hours)

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