Notes:

Yup, the fanfic says that. And yup, HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH is the name of the fic.
But that's the lest of the things.
There's a ("the") r--- ape.
And a book which's pages are lasers and which's words are headless women doing it with dragons.
And Harry's guitar is named fuckslayer. And it's made of angel period blood and evil horns. And it can be used to "kill the f--- out" of planets.
You get the idea by now