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God: Gabe, stop, I'm working. Gabriel: I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING God: Here's a box of parts, go nuts. God: -several hours later- Gabe? Where are you, my son? Gabriel: DAD, LOOKIT! God: Dafuq is that? Gabriel: A PLATYPUS! OHMYGODS, THANK YOU FOR DRAWING THAT! CAN WE KEEP IT DAD PLEASE N- You KNOW WHAT,YEAH, SURE, UST JUST PUT I IN AUSTRALIA WITH THE OTHER VAY!! They don't do much this is the f------ funniest thing ever LOOK at it though "just put it in australia"

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Gabe: LOOK! Now I mixed a person, with a rabbit, with a deer and then gave it a pouch.
God: sigh….oh my me….fine put it australia too
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god: Jesus what was i thinking letting him put those things on earth? Maybe ill just add some satan jellyfish in the water around australia so no one can get there alive.

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