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If you live in any of the states highlighted in red, I automatically assume you are unintelligent. You are all nothing but a bunch of uneducated, backwards racist, crooked teeth, inbreds who couldn't properly speak your way out of a paper bag. First of all, it is YOU'RE not YALL. Second of all, it's called a SODA not a COKE. Third of all, they are called SHOPPING CARTS not BUGGIES. Fourth of all, your accents are beyond atrocious, and going back to basic 1st grade speech classes will be in order. I am so glad that most Southerners do not move out of their region. Even if you're not a stereotypical hick, you all still have hick-like qualities about you. And you want to talk about your horrendous lack of education? Let's look at the statistics 1) West Virginia (17.1%) 2) Arkansas (18.8%) 3) Mississippi (19.4%) 4) Kentucky (19.7%) 5) Louisiana (20.3%) Source 2nd Source Here, but that's not all. What else does the South fail at? Right, let's take at the "worst driving records 1. Louisiana 2. South Carolina 3. Mississippi 4. Texas 5. Alabama So please, just know that if you are from the South, I truly and honestly believe that you are beneath me. I pity your educational systems (and drivers ed as well). If you're from the South and you EVER in your life try to get into an argument with me, I will laugh at you in your face. You're not worth my time. I hate the way people from Boston talk as well, but I can tolerate that much more than I can a hillbilly accent. I am extremely privileged to be living in Seattle. Where I was born and raised alone proves that I am far more intelligent than you are. If it ever came between a southerner having a job oppurtunity to work abroad and someone from a civilized place such as me, or somebody from New York or Conneticut or California, we are more likely to get hired. Just keep that in mind. I really don't consider Missouri a part of the south, so you all are excused. #SOCIETY #SUBMISSION PERMALINK POSTED 3 HOURSAGOTWEET THIS 54 NOTES

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Dinonick

Apr 09, 2014 at 08:49PM EDT

Remember kids,
if you ever get into an argument with someone, ignore any point they make and use where they come from against them. It doesnt matter if they are trying to convince you the holocaust was bad. They are from the south. You are automatically right

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Ragnarok

Apr 09, 2014 at 08:56PM EDT

As a citizen of the state of West Virginia, I can say that this person is 100% right. They are intelligently analyzing the situation, they are absolutely correct in their evaluation and are most certainly not a humongous c*nt.

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