Notes:

My edit based on the Constanza.jpg meme and the KYM fad I started with this image. Squidward's head comes from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Dying for Pie".
Text sources:
">": "The Abrasive Side" title card
"20": "20,000 Patties Under the Sea" title card
"1": "SB-129" title card
"4": "24 Hours Later" time card from "Squid's Visit"
"STiLL": "Squidward in Clarinetland" title card
"DELiVeR": "Pizza Delivery" title card
"iNg": "Walking Small" title card
"i SQUiGGY DiGGY": "Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost" title card