Oh, please. Everyone gets trolled on the Internet if there's anything even slightly out of the ordinary about you – female, gay, autistic, Homestuck fan, whatever. Report, ignore, and learn to deal with them.

Oh, John Hodgman. That was pretty good, but I remember you being funnier.

Well, you have to work around Twitter's character limit, and trust me, people on Twitter don't have much character to start with.