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O Anonymous (ID: BPWPzZB) 03/20/14 (Thu)22:36:57 UTC +1 No.538 168305 Replies:>>5381688622:538169059 > day 26 > some woman calls me over > "it'll just take a sec, it's super simple > s--- > asks me to hook her up to a new printer > she hops out of her chair and lets me sit down > forget how to add network printers > her and her friend are talking right over my shoulder staring at the screen >"s this going to take long?" > I fake deep thought as I stare at the screen with one hand on my temple > "Anon? I have a deadline is this going to..." >"What the f---..." > both of the women are startled > "THERE'S A VIRUS ON THIS MACHINE > and I just storm offlike I'm p----- Replies: 538168862 538169059

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Anonymous (ID: 19PWPzZB) 03/20/14(Thu)18:10:29 No.538172774 sday 31 > tell people I'm running server calibrations > "it's like dusting for finger prints" > no one's the wiser > show this one middle aged guy with a beard how to use a webapp > go to favourite it for him and put it on the toolbar > notice all of his favourites > Big t---- housewife > Pajama Butt Slut > Mexican girl on bus > mouse over them as I mouth read them > he starts freaking out > begs me not to tel > "Why shouldn't ?" > "I'lI buy you lunch > got 10 chicken nuggets
Anonymous (ID: 19PWPzZB) 03/20/14(Thu)18:53:03 No.538179152 > day 34 > been playing portal 2 all day in my office > haven't heard so much as a complaint > haven't had to update adobe reader or adobe flash all f------ day > something's not right > no one's said s--- about it > poke my head out of the office s everyone's heads down just typing away > starting to get worried s ask a guy how his computer is working > "Great. Ever since you downloaded Google Ultron, my whole computer has just been flying" s w-- > do a quick google search on google chrome > supposedly it automatically downloads the most up to date versions of adobe > omfg > if I don't have f------ adobe reader I'm f------ out of a job > send out mass email >ATTN: do not open google ultron it has been hacked > spend rest of day uninstalling and making IE the default browser
Anonymous (ID: BPWPzZB) 03/20/14(Thu)18:46:40 No. 5381 78074 Replies: 쯔53817850722538178684>>538178684 > day 33 > Ultron guy blabs and tells everyone about google ultron > now everyone in the f------ office has a sharepoint ticket asking for it to be installed > a few of the more competent people are asking me what the f--- google ultron is > I just give them finger guns until they walk away > have to spend entire day going from desktop to desktop pretending to di google ultron > literally spend 3-4 hours pretending to dl software that nasa uses > one girl asks me if this even legal > "Are you a cop?" > she reports me to HR for "criminal like behaviour" > have already explained to HR what google ultron is... > HR thinks its real >HR thinks nasa uses it HR tells the narc to stop interfering with important technological matters because the narc doesn't know anything about IT like me > doesn't know anything about IT like me Replies: 538178507
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