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prokopetz This is the one time of year that I love wasps. Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They're horrid little creatures year round. No, it's because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening Now, if you don't harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze. I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the "rawr, I'ma f--- you up! routine for which wasps are known. The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat. So: the wasps try to come at me, but they're too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting. Perhaps I'm a man of simple pleasures, butI bust up laughing every single. time F------ wasps 68,111 notes *は

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WezliGiantsbane333

WezliGiantsbane333

Aug 29, 2014 at 08:54PM EDT

Go home wasp.

You're drunk.

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Icecane

Icecane

Aug 28, 2014 at 10:57PM EDT

Huh… most fun I've ever had with apples was using them as baseballs. The resulting splatter is always a fun sight to see.

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