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Best florist sign ever.a HOw MAD IS SHE Fresh calm-your-cloaca babyletyourfantasiesunwind yersinia pestis merlinsbearditsthedoctor No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming "I NEED YOUR HELP. IT'S A NINE" and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes "Oh s--- and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as f--- while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did. that must be bad if it's a 9 on an alphabetical scale. IM FUCKGIN CRYING

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