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the-imgurian theaudaciousapple Source: clarityandsoun center-sage charlesoberonn: ellisthecatmewster: SO THIS ONE TIME IT WAS NEW YEARS EVE AND MY A------ OF A DAD WAS DRUNK AND WE MADE A BET IF I COULD HIT HIM IN THE ASS CHEEK WITH A BLOWGUN DART THAT I WOULD GET $200. SO I AIMED IT (I WAS 12 YEARS OLD) AND I MISJUDGED THE AIM IT HIM STRAIGHT IN THE BROTHER HANDED ME $500 WHILE MY DAD WAS TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL VIA AMBULANCE Ballseye get out 93,527 notes

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