School: Don't be late for class
School: Also only use the bathroom between classes
School: Also, you only have four minutes between classes and are only allowed to walk one way in the hallways
School: Did I say hallways? I meant hallway… that wraps around the entire school, is five feet wide, and is so crowded that you can only walk .25 mph at best
School: Also I made your fourth period 10 feet away from your third period… in the way you are not allowed to go

Don't become a Winnie lil' bitch.