Lumbersexual - What Looks Cool Today, May Not Tomorrow

Memories, memories… 1988. Just me, mom and dad. Dad with criminally long hair, full beard and unbuttoned red lumberjack shirt and mom with vinyl boots, leather jacket, sports bra, short leather jacket, a belt (the kind a boxing champion wears, not the pants-holding kind) with a goddamn rabbit tail on the centerpiece. All of this white to contrast with her skin. Huh. All of this with an afro sculpted like a pillar (now known as "Marge Simpson hair").

Yeah, just an ordinary day in the 80s.