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My Problem With Age Of Ultron facts-i-just-made-up tylerla facts-i-just-made-up (NO SPOILERS) First, I want to say that I liked the movie in general and I think it's mostly a worthy follow up to the original Avengers, and the Marvel Universe That said, I have one major problem with the film. And I have to qualify this by saying I'm a very body-positive individual, I think our bodies are nothing to be ashamed of showing, but I feel the close up shot of the hulk penis was unnecessary and gratuitous, and in poor taste Anyone who has seen the film will of course know that after a certain fight scene, we see the Hulk nude and that's fine, and realistic beyond the usual stretchy shorts they give him, but the ten second long extreme close up of just the penis was out of place and added nothing to the movie, and frankly I feel in a PG rated film it was a bit inappropriate Again, I don't think genitals are shameful or evil or any of that stuff but to show a full unbroken graphic close up of the colossal digital green penis subtly throbbing with gamma radiation just wasn't a good idea, nor was the "Hallelujah" chorus on the soundtrack during its reveal. That just made it too tawdry, too sleazy for a scene that would otherwise have been very sympathetic to Banner Also I personally think Banner would have been circumcised What the f--- are you talking about, that didn't happen. They didn't show Hulk's d--- on screen. You made this up If I've said it once l've said it a thousand times, Facts-1-Just-Made-Up would never just "make up" a fact. My review of Ultron stands and I think people who paid attention to the movie will agree with me And to the tumblr who said Hulk's circumcision would heal because of his healing powers, you forgot that the injury was before his irradiation meaning it was part of his biological form before the healing powers began and could not have a bio-matrix for the powers to heal. If you spent as much time thinking about the Hulk's penis as I do (5-7 hours/day), this would be obvious

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thorkyrie After everything that happened in Ragnarok, imagine Thor hearing about Steve and Tony's fight and being like "Really?! Thats why you all stopped working together?! Just get over it! I did! I'm still friends with Loki and he's betrayed me three times since breakfast! This petty mortal s--- is nothing!" wombatking Loki: "Can confirm, poisoning his mead right now." Thor: "Ha! I've built up an immunity." thorinobsessed Now I feel I was cheated on Civil War emysabath Steve: "Well, we disagreed about this big political thing, and I mean big - almost every country in the world was involved." Thor: "nodding" "Right." Steve: "So we started to fight, I mean really fight. We each had about half a dozen friends backing us up." Thor: "nodding "Always best to bring your friends along" Steve: "And by the end, it was just me and Tony, and we... we really pounded each other.... no holding back." Thor: "nodding" "The most honorable way to fight" Steve: "So now we're not friends anymore." Thor: "... you lost me."
omeglemyitaly: sanityisforthesane: #COME PATRIOTIC CAPTAIN #1 SHALL TEACH YOU THE DANCE OF MY PEOPLE #AND WE SHALL FEAST AND JEST MERRILY #thor i think i broke a rib can this wait #NAY #NAY
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