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#50-ishallsmiteyou 01/03/2014) You guys are gonna love my story. >be grade 10 in woodshop class, working with a table saw >School has quite a large population of autistic kids, always causing trouble >Hear screaming and thumping outside, but dont pay much attention to it >suddenly door bursts open raptard roar completely drowns out sound of all machinery raptard immediately runs at me duck >he flies over me and onto the table saw >saw lops off a part of his skull >he gets carried away on a stretcher never heard from or seen again

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