Notes:

…What, I can't make fun of myself? The character was a Mary Sue when I first came up with her… I've developed her since then, so she's not so much of a Mary Sue anymore, but still… I only created this character because I didn't know about Cosmo at the time!

Also, I'm not sure whether or not I've mentioned this, but I can't draw for beans. I had to use a character-designer program to make this. The results are as cookie-cutter-bog-standard as you'd expect from such a program (seriously, it doesn't have any options for changing body shape… not all women are smoothly-curvaceous C-cups!!!).