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I find fried rice poured into the sink on a regular basis at my school. I have no idea if it's the same person who really hates fried rice or if it's multiple people dumping out their lunches. Occasionally it's pasta, but it's almost always fried rice.

There was also the time I found a drawing of a popular girl having sex with the principal taped to the inside of a stall. I just left it there, and later one of her friends found it, starting a massive shitstorm. To this day we have no idea who did it.

Back in Highschool people would always mix the paper-towels and toilet paper with some sticky shit and glue it to the walls and ceilings. It wasn't soap because we used dry detergent for soap.

Back in high school I went into a stall and found the most disgusting stall ever. Apparently the last user wanted to take a shit, but aimed at everywhere except the damn toilet. There was poop on the floor, crap on the toilet seat, shit somehow got on the door even.

Let's see, school track lockeroom, I've found a doritos bag, a branch stick, a basketball, and an unopened gatorade bottle.

Once I went to the washroom in a TGI Friday's (washroom because this was in Canada) and upon entering the deluxe handicapped stall, I saw a ballgag and pair of handcuffs on the ground. Not fucking joking. So I told the manager "Hey, there's bondage tools in the mens washroom." The look on her face was amazing.

a basketball and a gatorade bottle in a locker room??

do u live in the twilight zone?

Not kidding, some wierd stuff.

A burning roll of toilet paper on the holder in elementary school.

A date written on the school bathroom door.

I remember it being something like 7/21/21.

I have yet to realize what this means.

I once went into a public restroom and found it clean and looking brand new despite the establishment existing for over 20 years.

I was BEYOND shocked.

A weapon Magazine…

Yes, Colombia is that weird, I have to call the police after that obviously, because there were the possibility of a Psycho holding a gun in a Mall.

I once found a pornographic magazine in one of the stall of a men's room. I suspect this may not be such a rare find, but I happened to be at a convention hall where a Christian marriage seminar was being held.

i went to a public bathroom, and found bloody paper towels, and a tampon box.

Dear Diary,
Jackpot.

On topic, I once found the lock mechanism ripped from the door and nailed to the wall.

Some guys at my elementary school put packets of ketchup along the rim of a toilet and then jumped on it until it broke (it attached into the wall, not into the floor). They got expelled.

An alien taking a dump

The day Half-Life 3 is released?

shit in the urinals.

Someone tried to flush a full bottle of Sprite once.

A two by four.

In grade school I once saw a mutated fly covered in piss and in high school a trash bin set on fire.

In secondary school there was 5 curry pots in the urinal and a lunchbox on the floor.

I once found a whole marijuana once.

Me mum told me never to take a whole marijuana, and now I'm in college and I'm a grade A student.

Don't take marijuanas, kids.

One time when I went into a public restroom, I saw a trail of shit going into a stall. I went into the stall and there was shit and blood all over the toilet. The toilet seat was broken too.

My little brother said once in Elementary School, he saw that there was shit on the ceiling. On. The. Ceiling.

Um lets see, once I saw a naked homless man painting the walls with his his own shit in the bathroom of a bookstore. Another time I opened a door in a bathroom at a park, and there was a couple silently having sex inside, they just kinda stared at me until I realized what was going on and closed the door. And I also found a little american flag burning inside a urinal once.

This philosophical debate written on the bathroom stalls:
"Does Jesus shit?"
"Holy shit. What do you think asshole?"

I think the only weird thing I've encountered was a toilet that seemed possessed. It was on constant flush so it was spewing water everywhere and sounded demonic.

I never found anything weird in the restroom because I was the weird

>Unroll full roll of toilet paper into bin
>Grab bin
>Place under hand drier
>Switch on hand drier
>Restroom is transformed into a shit-tape disco
>Either balance empty bin on toilet or lie across wash basins
>Grab paper towels from out the stalls
>Soak 'em
>Throw at walls/ceiling
>Smear hand gel about the place

It was like a lubed up toilet paper ghost came into the restroom, had a fit and shat all up the walls

>MFW achievement

a dick on a door

I found noodles all over the toilet.
But I found shit in a cafeteria bowl.

Didn't that happen in Captain Underpants or something?

Apparently a girl at my cousin's school got expelled for writing One Direction on the bathroom walls with her own shit.

In my sophomore year a bomb threat was written on the inside a bathroom stall 3 times in 2 weeks. This was also shortly after the Boston Bombings. I'm sure the Students who were caught were jailed, not sure how long though.

1. In middle school there was a 3 foot long log of crap poking out a a urinal. I shit you not. (lol)

2. In high school when I was in a bathroom at some gas station in the middle of nowhere, there was a pedophile/rapist/both sitting in the stall next to me who kept trying to poke his camera under the stall to film me or something. I got out fast before he could shoot anything. I did not look back.

When I was in high school there were bullets found in one of the bathrooms and the school went into lockdown for hours. It happened around 11 or so and we didn't get out until a couple hours after school was supposed to get out. I didn't get to have my lunch or anything until I got home.

One time, I found a weird rubber in my middle school toilet. It was a condom btw

My school had a urinal filled with ramen once

In the men's room: five toilets and just one urinal. I don't know who the architect of the building was, but I know it was a woman.

My cellphone inside the toilet

Was she implying that One Direction is shit?

Myself.
And a moth that looked like a spider.

A toilet that shot water up my ass. My ass was killing me after that little experience.

Are you sure that wasn't an automatic enema machine?

Yeah in Japan they have toilets that shoot water to help clean the you know where.

Okay, so I didn't find it per se, but recently I rushed into the bathroom at a public swimming pool because I got a bloody nose. And not one of the minor ones that I get on a semi-regular basis; no, this son of a bitch was like a running faucet. So once I got there I was constantly moving back and forth between the paper towel dispenser and the mirror to check on how I was doing. Well at some point I must have whipped my head too fast, because before I knew it there were a bunch of fucking drops on the wall. I tried to wipe them off, but like the scene from that one episode of Spongebob I only spread them really thin and wide. I considered asking someone to clean it up, but I figured it wasn't that big of a deal considering nobody in their right mind would come into contact with it. Besides, I'm just too damn lazy, and the group I was with leaving soon.

I would pay to see the look on the face of the person who first laid eyes on that horror show.

I found a weave of pubic hair in a public bathroom.
Ahh, memories.

Oh god… It was in 1st or 2nd grade. I went to the bathroom an opened one of the stalls.

There was literally shit everywhere. It honestly looked like someone took their shit and smeared it on the walls. There was even toilet paper that seemed to used said shit a crude adhesive to stick it to the stall. I was so disgusted I never used school toilets for the next 5-6 years.

In more recent times, there was this stall that had tons of doodles and writing in it. I'll give some examples:

"(name of a female student) gives medioker handjobs" (Mediocre was actually spelled like that)
"Draw a tally if you would fuck (insert teacher name here)" (there was like 20 tallies)
"Everyone in this stall is a huge faggot"
An obscenely detailed penis
At least 6 instances of the Operator Symbol from Marble Hornets