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Not swear until christmas

well fuck, that's gonna be hard.

shiiiiittt, i dont know WHAT THE FUCK im gonna do now.

Since I'm anti-swear, this'll be really easy for me

I live in Utah I take pride in cussing.

Alright. I will not promise anything to anyone until Saturday. Double meanings FTW.

Do you mean only out loud, because I can do that. If you mean not even in my head, there's no chance because,

Only out loud

All too true.

…And of course, you have to define "swear". My wife doesn't like me to say "crap" in front of our children, for instance.

Aw shiz, this is gonna be hard as heck to pull off. Especially with all of these dad blamed bon of a sitches trolling etc. But…. Freak it, I'll try.

That's the spirit!

Can we use Censors?

Yes but it must cover 75 % of the word

Like that girl in Scott Pilgrim? If you can do that, I'll be ████ing impressed.

It's simple just replace all of the words you don't want to say with desu!

It is so desuing easy that any desuing mother desuer can desuing do it all desuing day. desu

We'll, fuck, man.

Too late!

Enough is ENOUGH!

I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday plane!

Everybody strap in!

We're about to open some freakin' windows.

What if the word I don't want to say is desu? Because believe me, I really don't want to say it.

Is titwank a swear?

Who the fudge say's that anyway?!?

No cursing for the next 4 days?

Better start using those swedish skills of mine, era fittskalliga kuksugande mammaknullande böghoror (jag menar inte att vara oschysst mot homosexuella).

Who the fudge randomly puts an apostrophe after say in says?

Me

I think you mistook our community with theirs

No swearing?

Let's rock this mother-father.

Started by a 14 year old.
Deja vu

Challenge Accepted

I do.

Can we use damn and hell?

Nope.avi

Woah woah woah, "dare"? I said "Truth"!

i dont have to say it.

Well, I lost. Yesterday, I was walking down a long set of stairs in heavy rain and my cell phone somehow fell out of my pocket. I believe the sound was, "Clunk, clunk, crack, splash, fuck."

Is there a sign outside my house that says "dead african american storage"? No? That's because storing dead african amecicans aint none of my rooty-toot-tootin' business!

Just kidding, fuck that pollitically correct shit, it was all made up by niggers.

ALSO COCKS