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a collection of conversations on Tinder from the subreddit /r/Tinder photo is of a conversation of a person claiming they are living in someone's attic

Celebrate Love With These 15 Failed Tinder Conversations

Love may be incredibly hard to find, but cringy Tinder conversations are not. In honor of Valentine's Day, we are proud to present some wonderful examples of people really attempting to succeed at flirting and failing completely. Below are 15 of our favorites pulled from the subreddit /r/Tinder. May you have better luck than these folks!

What A Lovely Way To End A Conversation

you? We should do something together this weekend 1/18/2020 1:23 PM Do you have time later? Lets eat something together 1/18/2020 3:00 PM Ive got us a table for 6 at( ery you will love it! 1/18/2020 5:32 PM I am leaving now do you want me to pick you up? Where do you stay? I am already in Christchurch 1/18/2020 6:25 PM Time wasting bitch Type a message GIF SEND

(Source: Reddit)

Maybe Next Time?

1 69% ll AT&T LTE 12:24 AM Madison YOU MATCHED WITH MADISON ON 6/28/18 What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? Yesterday 11:08 PM Tell me Yesterday 11:39 PM I don't know, but the flag's a big plus Sent I feel very stupid. I don't get what you're saying I'm sorry Send GIF

(Source: Reddit)

This Cute Little Horror Film Joke

Friday 4:07 PM Looks like we live pretty close to each other, is that right Friday 5:35 PM I actually live in your attic but was too shy to say hello and had to find you on tinder instead. Sent

(Source: Reddit)

Thoughts And Prayers

Chose one: A)dumb joke B) random fact C) song recommendations D) Yesterday 23:17 lol what's the D?

(Source: Reddit)

A Novel

20:17 49% I appreciate that you don't use your dog photos for evil That being said Show me ur dogs Today 18:11 I'm sorry I'm afraid that argument wasn't quite compelling enough Today 20:13 We can do this the easy way or the hard way The easy way: you show me ur dogs The hard way: I tell you it's ok, that l'm sure l'Ill see them later. We chat for awhile and decide to go out for drinks. I don't press the issue, I just hope you'll bring it up when you're ready. But you don't. Years down the line, when we're signing the divorce papers, you'll wonder why all this is happening. I'll tell you it's because of trust issues. But, deep down, you'll know. You'll know it's because you didn't show me the pictures of your dogs. Sont Type a message... GIF

(Source: Reddit)

Best Response Of All Time

20:44 G G Today 20:40 Genuine question, if your legally blind how do you do tinder? I'm legally blind but I still have some vision, it's just not the best! Ahh I see I don't Type a message... GIF (H) | GIF 2 3 4 5 6 8 W E R T Y U A S D F G H J KL C V B N M !#1 English (UK) II

(Source: Reddit)

They're Not Wrong

I mean, do you mind if I ask you a weird question? go for it What's a fantasy you've always wanted to do? i've always wanted to go to hawaii and go snorkeling in clear blue water and swim with a sea turtle or a manatee or something haha That's awesome even a shark wbu And what about for something sexual? i think doing anything sexually related with a manatee is b---------- Sent Type a message Send GIF

(Source: Reddit)

RIP To This Conversation

11:10 96% Today 2:12 AM Oh my Today 9:13 AM SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERESA CHANTE MLB.com Today 9:58 AM Global COMEDY Today 10:59 AM What are the odds, that's one of the gifs I was saving for further down the line. Sent Type a message... GIF II

(Source: Reddit)

They Don't Hate Emojis Though

Living the dream aye Actually yeah, it's not bad anyway, how's your week going? Oh I hate small talk P Report Fair HOWS YOUR WEEK GOING? Delivered Type a message... GIF

(Source: Reddit)

They Did The Math?

Today 9:50 AM Interested in buying my pics and vids? Honey there are 3.8 billion women in the world. Out of that 3.8 billion is around 1 billion p--- videos. Out of that 1 billion is about 800 million free p--- movies. Out of that 800 million are about 700 famous as f--- pornstars. Out of those 70O pornstars are 12 of my favorites in which I partake in their media. This is just your average p---, not even counting the vigorous amounts of hentai media i consume. What makes your 10$ nudes better than destiny dixon in Womb Raider (2012) that I have downloaded for free? Or the vigours amounts of Zoey Holloway and her beautiful videos I watch nearly everyday for free? Sent Type a message... GIF

(Source: Reddit)

When They Don't Appreciate Your Creativity

Are you the state of Hawaii? Because HI Today 12:16 AM Sorry just saw this At you the state of Oklahoma? Because that's OK

(Source: Reddit)

Please Watch The Office

1 0 36% ll AT&T ? 11:00 PM Natalia YOU MATCHED WITH NATALIA ON 7/21/18 That's some pretty sweet updog you got in your second pic Hi Nothin much, what's up with you? Sent I was working Wbu? Just working on some updog Updog? What? What it's that? What's what? Updog Goddammit, Natalia you are really ruining this for me Sent Send Type a message GIF E Stitch It!

(Source: Reddit)

Love Referencing Vine At All Times

12:43 1 l5GE Katelyn YOU MATCHED WITH KATELYN ON 1/18/20 What's up my name is Luke, I'm an actor so there is a 50/50 chance l'm going to be poor my whole life but l'm a good listener. I like referencing vine, and cute animals Today 12:35 PM Cool let's get married Let me ask my mom first She said no Sent Send Type a message GIF

(Source: Reddit)

Dark

10:23 Kristia YOU MATCHED WITH KRISTIA ON 11/15/19 Knock knock Tue, Jan 21, 10:28 PM Who's there? Sunday 12:50 PM Baby Yoda Tuesday 7:45 PM Superb answer Yesterday 3:14 PM Have you never heard a knock knock joke? Today 8:33 PM Not a good one.. Today 10:24 PM It's probably because you never let anyone finish the joke Sent Send Type a message GIF

(Source: Reddit)

Thank You For Your Service

1:50 1 1 Twitter ARK Tristan Today Imagine this. We're both strangers in a grocery store but we will somehow make eye contact in the produce section. My hands are full of limes and I'm unable to hold all of them. Limes are falling all over the ground. Rolling left, right, and just all over. You rush over in an effort to help and I look deeply in your eyes and say, "sorry I'm bad at pickup limes." where's the sex part P Report Sir, this is a grocery store. Delivered Your message GIF

(Source: Reddit)

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