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You'll get maybe 20 seconds of cooperation from me before I inevitably get tou killed or kill you for shits and giggles…

Spiders. Why does it have to be spiders?

You'll be usefull against regigigas

Coordinate a series of attacks, blocks, and parries to exhaust the enemy without tiring either of us out.

Charge valiantly into battle for me! Or something like that. That helmet looks pretty sturdy.

You are a perfect Milotic! Everything about you is absolutely spot on!

He'd constantly ramble about sandwiches as we both engage in glorious battle.

Enemies, I…

I'd ninja all the loot

Send her army of spiders against the enemy.

Drive the enemy insane using very disturbing P&F Porn

He's becomes my stand i guess, let's defeat them Jojo style!

He would become my protege and become trained (no pun intended) in martial arts, subterfuge, and security practices.

I can drive the train right into the enemy!

give him a gun and hope for the best

Join the other team and ake turns smacking the hippie around

Engage in stealthy assassinations and the like.

PAIN TRAIN.

PAIN TRAIN.

Use him as a spear.

…i guess devour the opponent?

Someone is clearly playing free mode…

Give the enemy a good talking to I suppose?

buzzsaw top hat

Restore all health and stamina?

Strike down foes with a spear, fire, and dragon transformations.

Probably fuck shit up given how it looks

Go on adventure looking for an artifact that has been slit into many pieces.

D i e

Cools me in the middle of a heated battle

Tells puns and provides suppression? Yeah seems about right.

free materials!

Dragons and medicine… Fascinating.

Shove a bonesaw up my anus and start removing my rib cage.

Do something incredibly edgy.

Toggle AimBot mode ON

I think we all know what'll happen.

He's gonna watch me get killed because I'm not one his 8 other comrades.

it'd probably breathe heavily as it looked at my body
like it did in it's source material

Your body is absolutely flexible and absorbent, just like a sponge!

Guides me along my journey.

Gives me free metal, or just sits somewhere. I'm not sure what it does.

He's initially good, but then becomes stale.

Command him to use this giant flaming axe to extinguish the foes into half.

Be my meat shield.

Use you as a battering ram.

Engage in jolly cooperation to show my enemies TRUE teamwork.

Scrap my companion and use the metals to modify my Sniper Rifle.

Let him do my job.

Shit man looks just as vanilla ice as vanilla ice can get, rounded fella who has your back.

I dare even say that it just works

I'd get some kind of an Abomination as a partner
. You could certainly scare people off.