Alright, I got an answer in the AMA General Thread(over in the General section) saying I should just go ahead with this…
Thirty characters of my own selection, complete with Mass Effect Wiki links to each character's profile.
EDIT: The rules are just like any other Hurt/Heal thread you may have been a part of. Also, whoever decides to narrate this ought to keep the theme, Mass Effect, in mind.
EDIT2: And yes, that means I won't be score keeping or narrating this myself. If anyone feels up to the task, feel free to do so yourself.
The Competitors:
Ashley Williams 15
Garrus 'Archangel' Vakarian 15
Kaiden Alenko 15
Dr. Liara T'Soni 15
Tali'Zorah vas Normandy nar Rayya 15
Urdnot Wrex 15
David Anderson 15
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau 15
Urdnot Grunt 15
Jack 15
Jacob Taylor 15
Kasumi Goto 15
Legion 15
Miranda Lawson 15
Mordin Solus 15
Justicar Samara 15
Thane Krios 15
Zaeed Massani 15
The 'Enhanced Defense Intelligence' 15
Dr. Karin Chakwas 15
Kelly Chambers 15
Jack Harper 15
James Vega 15
Javik 15
Dr. Chloe Michel 15
Admiral Steven Hackett 15
Engineer Gregory Adams 15
Specialist Samantha Traynor 15
Kai Leng 15
Yeah, that's a lot of them, I know. I basically just ran down this page and picked out anyone I that I knew played a major role in one game or another. Use the links I provided, they'll tell you a lot about each character.