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Meanwhile at the Soviet Union

Been Dazed and Confused for so long it's not true.
Wanted a woman, never bargained for you.
Lots of people talkin', few of them know
Soul of a woman was created below.

You hurt and abuse tellin' all of your lies.
Run around sweet baby, Lord how you hypnotize.
Sweet little baby, I don't know where you've been.
Gonna love you baby, here I come again.

Every day I work so hard, bringin' home my hard earned pay
Try to love you baby, but you push me away.
Don't know where you're goin', only know just where you've been,
Sweet little baby, I want you again.

Been dazed and confused for so long, it's not true.
Wanted a woman, never bargained for you.
Take it easy baby, let them say what they will.
Will your tongue wag so much when I send you the bill?

I LIKE THIS THREAD! I REALY LIKE IT! ALMOST AS GOOD AS SWIMMING!

wow
such anger
y u do dis
wow

uh
is that a flare or a missile
i thiNK IT'S A MISSILE
LOADING "PANIC.EXE"

Yeah! Cause I ate the Gum-gum fruit!

Say…I once met a guy that could fly before. He looked like a rooster….and he was a jackass!
But you seem pretty cool to me!

Man, am I hungry! Do you have anything to eat?

This Gum-Fruit of which you speak of, do you still have it or at least a piece of it? I'm curious to see how adding a fruit that gives people strange properties will react towards my cure. Maybe it can be the answer to finally patching up all of the serious bugs it has.

Can I help the research? If so, will you pay me for it?

I think about your payment later but right now you can help me with my research.

Go to the nearest cemetery, dug up some of the bodies there, and bring them back to my workshop. I'm might pay you extra if you keep your mouth shut to the cops about this.

@CrowTheMagician
You are one of that SCP projects right? SCP 49 or something? As i know (lets say as they were know) blackwatch were sending infected test subjects for few tests.. I wonder what you have created. I am still trying to react those SCP documents.. Maybe you can help me to create the perfect Mutagen and the world.

I'm on it!
Walks off
I bet I'm gonna be paid thousands for th-
Has flashbacks of the #1 Incident
…
Is pushed to continue his job by his greed

A necromancer who thinks he's a healer and a miserly crustaceous igor are up to suspicious graverobbing activity… the hero in me is telling me to intervene, but the scientist and the madman in me is telling me to sit by and watch…

Welp. Does anybody have any popcorn?

@Alex Mercer

Ah so your the source of the mystery virus I experimented with a few years ago. I will admit that I have mix your virus and my cure to see what kind of results would emerge but unfortunately the guards took my test subjects long before I can even see any of the results, knowing how their minds work the test subjects are probably long gone by now. As for me helping you to make a new world that one I first must see how your special mutagen reacts to my cure.

Hello there, I am Bonzi Buddy! What is your name?

I would have food if I had money.

But I have had no money because I have had no donations to the shrine in the past month.

And beyond that is just Youkai Extermination. Which I get payed for but nobody seems to actually appreciate it besides the Youkai…

It's annoying!

Well then… 'Exterminate' that… THING points to the jet and you can have some GGP.

takes out a bag containing 1000 GGP. Or, in other words, a bag of blank gold coins.

Well when you offer it THAT way…

Flies after the thing.

Hakurei Amulets!

Natsu Reimu-senpai! Somehow it went out unscathed from your attacks! I think…it knows how to graze danmaku! (cough, cough)

This looks like a good grave to dig up!
Starts digging

BY YSMIR, YOU'RE GOING TO PISS OFF THE DRAUGR!

THIS IS REALLY INTENSE
I MIGHT OVERHE-

print "heat overload"

shutdown

General, we have lost contact with Tango 6

Dammit! What about the rest of Tango wing…?

This is Tango 1 to HQ! Tango 6 has been shot down! Repeat! Tango 6 is down! We are being engaged by an unknown energy-based weapon…!

Ok, All planes return to base! Return to base!

N…NO FOOD?!

BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

Huh, looks like that thing's gone.

waits for Reimu to return so the bag of GPP can be handed over

Did you just stab a soldier for no reason? If so, then you're fucked.

Tango 1. Can you identify the enemy?

Tango 1 here. I'm getting an exact ID on the bogey now… It's a iraqi fighter jet

Iraqis again… Tango 1 you are cleared to engage!

Roger. Launching sidewinder missile.

>yfw

Ow, not so loud, man…

Yeah, that's too loud…

Now if only I had a way of inflicting silence…

print "Attempting reboot"
startup
did i miss anything while i was out?

>upvotes

[peers from a distance]

You guise want to see a disappearing trick?

my name is coffeehaus
by the way, you look familiar
i think you were an early AI experiment
wait
you're an AI
i'm an AI
woah
we're relatives

Ah ha! Here it is! This looks like a good corpse to bring back!
But just a few more just in case.
Starts digging again

YES! FEEL THE DARKNESS COURSING THROUGH YOUR VEINS!!

Mmmph, mmmph. Mph, mpph, m-
#Pfft, no. I don't feel anythi-#
majora's tendril-things come out of the side of the mask
MMMPPPPPPPH
#AAAAAH#

Enough is enough!

Did you see that Stealth Fighter? Hehehe.

Now you see your children.

Now you are high.

and now I have your children.

[disappears, hueing all the way to generic underground city]

STARES INTO THAT GUY'S SOUL RIGHT THERE →

ok let me use my new advanced analysis engine to sort the current situation out
so a bipedal crab is digging up someone's grave
an "Espurr" wearing a mask from the game "Zelda" is having some… issues
a trigger-happy general is launching many missiles from an assortment of planes
a child-kidnapping… thing is "hueing" to a hideout
and someone is staring into that… thing's soul
whAT iS goInG On HeRe

What, MORE of those damn things?

I'm not sure it'll work, but I'll try it anyway! Eat Whirlpool, whatever you are!

water glyph appears at feet, as sword starts to glow… there are mere seconds until the spell goes off, and if the plane is in the wrong place, it'd get hit.

inb4 us-serbia war

what ever happened about removing general, kebab-removal man

Seems like this is enough corpses!
Walks back

Someone halp, I divided by zero.

Sees Mr.Krabs coming back

Ah finally you have return along with the bodies, now I can finally see the results of my new cure. Assuming the Mercer virus will be able to work well with my cure that is. Injects dead bodies with a combinations of a reanimating agent and the Mercer virus

Wait… where are you guys going with this, because if this will fuck up mankind as we know it, I want no part in it.

GOD DAMMIT!

General, you will regret destroying that F-117