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Sigh Alright. Get it over with. But don't take me money.
Spongebob: Why can't we get along, anyway?

…
electricity huh
print "Computing..."
you know what i have in my hand
an electric sword
[Lobs lightsaber]

…I don't even know what to say to that.

Use the langauge of the KYM math.

…I do not understand.

Anyway, the reason I attacked you in the first place… Whatever you are…

indicates the crab

… is because you were taking those…cat….things somewhere. In a bag.

I'll admit to my mistakes. But it's impossible to undo.
Spongebob:… Mr. Krabs… has morality now?

…Now what the hell are you?

points at the strange yellow being

And it probably doesn't. It just doesn't want to drag it out further.

Sigh I'm just a selfish greedy crab, simply doing bad actions for money.
Spongebob: …

I… Wow, just wow.

…I kind of have no choice but to drag battles out against beings who resist water. That's the only element I can use right now!

…I really should have asked one of the others to at least get me started with some of the other 5…

E.V.A: A Phylum Porifera.
A sponge.

i'm sorry, you crossed a line when you gave me a short circuit.

I'm back from my vacation in Hyrule. They have some really big bugs there…

…Do I know you from somewhere? Because you seem really familiar…

oi water-dude
this is starting to get a little melodramatic
why not have some music to cheer you up
downloading

this one always cheers me up
re: Mr. Krabs
uh
you're looking a little… purple there

[keeps removing kebab for no apparent reason]

Must've been from the toxic patty.

but didn't you throw that patty at the-
[Small explosion]
hold on my logic receptor is broken

Okay.
Can someone get me out of this whirlpool?

Well it seems that a lot has happen since I went into hiding. Can someone give me an explanation as to what I miss? Also what ever happened to my subjects and patients cause now I don't see them anymore?

In short: I blew up Germany with a bedtime hitler, Mr.Krabs is started throwin' toxic patty at Tahrdan, Coffeehaus has broken and then I repaired him, and Tahrdan caused a big Tsunami but I and Mr.Krabs dodged it. No wait, first the Tsunami and then the repair part.

remove everything

…What is that still doing there? The spells only last a few seconds normally!

…Is someone else casting it?

Hold on, Mr. Krabs!

Do you like this UFO I swiped? It's actually Dr. Wily's, but he doesn't know.

Pulls Mr. Krabs aboard UFO.

Huh… I reckon I should intervene here. Walks three steps and gets attacked by goblins

There's miasma around here!?

…Let's jsut end it quickly. TSUNAMI!

You know what happens by now. Water glyph appears for a few seconds, then vanishes as the wave comes. HOWEVER, as it was targeted at the goblins, it passes right through everything else, only affecting the targets

Then suddenly spaaaaaaace

i finished my self-repai-
woah
am space
whee

What the-

suddenly someone similarly clothed except the clothes are black appears, and takes everyone back to the surface using the spell Warp. After everyone is back at the surface, he leaves using that same spell.

(Yes, I KNOW we're not supposed to bring in others, but… well… the one in my avatar does not know that particular spell. The other isn't sticking around, for the record)

…And why did he not stick around?

Maybe he is having other stuff to do….wizards.

what
am not space
NoooOOOoooooooooooooooooOoooooooOO

The life is sad sometimes.

What's a 'wizard'?

Wizard {pronounce: wiz-ard}: Human, capable of magic and friendship [cititation needed].

Sounds like an awfully generic term.

Not really since the people

and other creatures like this

or this

are likes to ask this, hence they hope the answer is yes. But not everyone can tell that he/she is a wizard but here are some creature, who are wizards


But not all of them are sane

but yeah most time they are rare and exotic people or somethin' else. And

You seem to be only saying parts of sentences

(Mine's not a fourth wall breaker.)

I'm not getting a word yer sayin', doc.

hold on
i'm getting some sort of reception here
print "Joining connection..."
[displaying images on screen]
huh
everything makes sense now

I just explained that the wizards are not generic and common.

I guess I to fall in there since in my search for the cure to the great pestilence I read many occult tomes like the Necronomicon, De Vermis Mysteriis, the Book of Eibon, and Unaussprechlichen Kulten.

"Like the Necronomicon"
I wrote that.
pointing to himself with a proud smile

So your claiming that you're Abdul Alhazred? Other then that will make you hundreds of years old but you also should be dead since the real one was killed in Damascus by invisible creatures in broad day light in front of frighten witnesses.

That was a mere distraction, so I could regenerate easily and start a new life.

I still find your claim questionable but I will admit on one thing that you and Alhazred both share. The two of you are mad.

I'm not mad, just mentally challenged.

You are not mentally challenged, I've worked with mentally challenged patients before and you are not one of them, you're just simply insane.

If you say that doc. Then I'm going to burn somethin, maybe a whole city. Just which one?

Try the small fishing town of Innsmouth. You'll be doing humanity a favor if you manage to destroy that place.

Nobody's burning ANYTHING on my watch! Without a good reason that is. Now, Necromancer, Points to SCP-049 I've come to put an end to your reign of terror! Probably. Assuming it hasn't already ended. Now you may be asking, "How can one random guy an a FABULOUS outfit defeat one in an inferior getup?" Well, you see, the talents of a Red Mage, I have the most versatile talents of any warrior in the land! If you'd look at this chart, you can see that my stats curve is very low, however it is MUCH greater at lower levels than…

HEY! Are you paying attention to my monologue?!

@Crona: I couldn't hear a thing you were saying thanks to one of my patients making loud noises.

And it looks like they are still here.