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Do I ever told you the deffinition of insanity?

I'm not that kind of guy. Your argument was never more invalid.

That sort of thing has a definition?

What argument? I was just asking a question.

A WHOLE NEW REEEEIIIIIICCHH
A whole new chamber, for the Jews…
When I'm the Führer, the ultimate ruler,
I'm in a whole new Reich with you

A wild Fürhrer has appeared
Finally something I can defeat. Prepare yourself, Poland and the world will be mine! Muhahahahahaha-(cough) (cough)-damn it.

Then, I'm not gonna cry 'coz I'm a man!

Unt ya, bring it you filthzy Doctor!

…Looks like there's something I'll have to stop before it starts.

water glyph appears at feet

Best show the most powerful attack spell I have… TSUNAMI!

A wave proceeds to pass through the area, catching anyone unprepared for it, and washing them away. The caster and his/her allies are not affected by the spell, therefore neither the caster or OYH in this case are effected

All hail me, all hail me. Wait you still there? Well no longer!
fires the Ion-cannon on commander troll
Wait a minute, I not wanted to use that Ion-cannon somewhere else?
flashback
"Alright, I got it.
press a button
Now we just need to wait and SCP-682, become no more then a bunch of ashes.
somewhere in the space an Ion-cannon starts to charge"
flashback ends
Nope, I don't.

Yes it has.

Wow, that was a huge Tsunami. But actually I was prepared.

oh no it's a tusnam-
FEKJJHHEWJJWLLLWBMLWKRFO$

print "Electronics short-circuited: Attempting reboot"
shutdown
startup
print "Restart failed to correct error. Manual assistance required."

start bashing Coffeehaus with a wrench
C'mon work you heap of metal scrap!

That… was a bit more powerful than I expected. Just how weak to water IS that thing?

[LOUD SPARKING SOUND] very weak [powers down]
print "Reboot unsuccessful."

Oh I don't know! Maybe 'coz it's not waterproof and works with electricity? I just really don't know. (Sarcasm overload)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

MY FELLOW ROBOT!

[SPARKING] i'm still alive but my power supply has been reduced to 1.1 vo- [whirrrr]
print "Power supply critical. Charge unit quickly."

Damn hell, stay alive, I'm comin'!

Ahgahgahgahg! I'm a former water breather! All that tsunami did was push me back a bit!
(Spongebob comes)
Spongebob: Here's your toxic patty sir! Be careful, it may turn you purple.
Thanks, me boy!

["Plugged-in" sound plays]
[voice drastically different than usual] Hualy FUCK that was bad for my health!

Well, that was close, isn't it?

Right about that. I mean, it's not like my drivers automatically save data every 5 minutes, YOU BLOOMIN' WANKE-
[gets whacked on the head by a wild wrench blow]
[voice back to normal monotone] why is a small portion of my memory empty?

Fuck, I've been away for so long I don't even know what my avatar is.

Edit: Oh yeah, this doge. I am this doge. This doge is me. We are one. I am the Top Doge, the Super Shibe. I have never felt so confident.

Well seeing that SCP-682 hasn't broken through my hiding spot I'll take it that he's gone now or the foundation has finally contain him again. So what did I miss while I was hiding?

Well, he's jumped on a time travelling Delorean, and both of them went back in time. They ended up at 2001.09.11., and the DMC is gone away, while SCP-682 is changed the history to it's now format by destroying the twin towers (originally the towers survived the imapct of the jets).

…The fact you were "only" pushed back means you resist water, but are not immune… I've still got this.

anyway… what is electricity?

See, I was built in the futuristic year of 20XX and I'm waterproof!
Bring it!

Water-immune beings tend to be weak to earth

Good thing I've managed to find some of these things relatively recently.

tosses a Bottle O' Acid at Gravity Man. The bottle would smash on impact, anything hit by the acid would take earth elemental damage

I should definitely consider learning at least Stonesplosion so I don't have to rely on items to deal earth damage…

I'm weak to outer space, where there's 0 gravity.

It's too late for you, though!
Subjects Tahrdan to 5 G-forces, pinning him to the ground.

Forgetting something?

OYH proceeds to move over to the robot, and prepares to strike it repeatedly… All it'd take is one hole for an attempt to screw up the internals with water to be made…

fetch a bag of popcorn
This gettin' interesting.

Get away from me!

Blasts everyone with arm cannon.

It has absolutely no effect on OYH, becasue it's made out of water. The attacks continue…

Doge blast
Hey! Be careful, I just watchin' this!

this is starting to look like a space rave
bring glowsticks pls

Does this will be fine?

yes
i like its color
…
i fucking love teal

[keeps removing kebab while everyone else is fighting]

kebab removal is hard work, kebab-removal man, i am glad you are still fighting the kebab army for glory of Serbia
i have some parts of me built in Serbia, it would be a shame if they grew obsolete and no one could upgrade them because of kebabs overrunning Serbia

Maybe Croatia can fix it.

Hey giant water monster!
Tosses toxic patty into its mouth

It has no effect. OYH doesn't even HAVE a mouth, nor is it technically alive.

…What the hell gave you the idea that would work? Ah well, since it is apparent you're not immune to water… WHIRLPOOL!

Water glyph appears at feet, and after a few seconds, it vanishes as a swirling orb of water appears where the crab stood

this is getting out of hand
hey mr. wizard/mage/etc, what will water be weak to?

WUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH!
Spongebob: MR. KRAAAAAAAAAABS! Attempts to pull Mr. Krabs out of water
Spongebob! This isn't working! Pull harder!

Did you not catch it the last time I said it?

…Good that you missed it, then, because that means you can't use it against me without finding out the hard way.

Wait… ELECTRICITY! Spongebob! Grab something that uses Electricity!
Spongebob: Got it!

…You just don't seem to accept that you just can't win…

casts Whirlpool again