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What!? Kebab Is good for you!

I don't like the kebab. Anyway why are you not blinded by that immense light?

his gas mask has shades built in, dummy

Damn it. I need one too. Or should I just put on my sunglasses?

You should have done the latter. Also I found the ruins. I then point to the dark shadows beneath the water of the lake. So can anyone here swim and hold their breath for really long hours?

How did you know I have built-in Shades? Are you a spy?

it's obvious, your view-thingies on your mask are really shady

@coffee
Oh yeah that's true
@Crow
I might be able to swim there but is there another way ?

Come on a little water don't hurt, right?
"gently" push Mr.Stalker in the water

From what I see no. Well this just keeps getting better and better.

Wait I just had an idea! What if we leave the ruins for now and head to this Mass Electronics that Coffee mention. Maybe we can convince them to make a temporary body built for underwater exploration, that way we can come back here have Coffee explore the ruins and have him find the cipher.

@Crow
That's great idea, but where is this mass thingy Coffee?

pulls out Mr.Stalker from the water
What they can do for us?

well, the japanese branch is in Tokyo. where else would it be?

With the walls captured the brigands are pushed back into the streets of the fort town. They fight like cornered animals as the Legionnaires close in with a steady and organised advance. In a last ditch attempt at breaking the morale of the Roman troops a group of cavalrymen charge head first into the masses

Ready Pila!
The front line of soldiers quickly draw their spears, skewering the wave of incoming rebel horsemen as they smash into their shield wall formation

After another 15 minutes the rebels reach their breaking point and finally submit defeat, after all there are hardly any of them left, only around 8. They are quickly taken prisoner

Laika's 2nd in command, his Optio approaches. Laika by this point has already begun helping himself to some left out fish and is currently stood atop a fish mongers table licking his chops
We have detained prisoners sir, they are being held in the town square.
Flog 6 of them to death and keep the last 2 as a trophies, they can pull some grain when we consolidate onward North
Yes sir
Glory and Honour
Glory and Honour, sir

Hey guys did you remember to that dog from Innsbruck? I've always wondered how a dog could be a leader of an army?
looks at the building of the Mass Electronics
So here are we. You go first, Coffee.

turns to woman behind check-in desk
m'am, i would like to have a visit to Charles M. Smith
Woman: "Alright. I'll give him a call."
looks to others he's the main engineer in this branch of the company
gets into elevator now here's the boring part
this is the 5th tallest building in Tokyo
and it has the slowest elevator in Tokyo
and Charles is on the top floor
…
this is going to be [sarc] fuuuuuun [/sarc]

starts playing with a Rubik cube just to complete it in mere 5 minutes
Ah hell! This is gettin' boring.

so…
does anyone here like key lime pie?

Reimu raises her hand

For what it's worth, I can hold my breath for a least long enough to get down under the lake.

Though it won't be as comfortable as diving into the geyser….

she takes off her shoes and begins to wade in… then her flying power gets invoked again and she is swiftly dragged under water towards the ruins.

Key lime pie?
(NOTE: Hey Natsuru, we are in the elevator, since we gone off to the Mass Electronics for stuffs.)

yes, key lime pie
as in pie relating to key limes

I hate Elevator Music…

With Reimu having dived in the water, and everyone else gone to that mass electronics place, Falcon is just left sitting there.
Falcon: What the hell just happened?

Falcon would notice a light glyph appearing, revealing the two mages afterwards

"Had to get him out of that building they had gone to. You'd think that after all this time he'd have a better head for heights, huh?"

Well, now we wait for them to come back…

But why key limes? Why not just simple limes or cherry?

"Cipher?" What exactly is that, if you don't mind my asking? I assume it's your quest item, is it not?

Oh, and in the future, if you want things like the suit you just described, all you have to do is ask yours truly. After all, with the vast resources of my enterprise, manufacturing such equipment is not a problem for me.

Did I not mention that I am proficient in robotics?

I'm now implying that, I didn't know that.

Really? If you have a robot that is built for underwater exploration then that will be fanatics. We can two robots exploring the ruins, of course this is assuming that this trip to Mass Electronics proves itself to be a fruitful endeavor.

Falcon: Hmph. Honestly, you two can go explore. I'll be waiting here.

The Goddes of Chaos is watching you! Keep entertain me, mortals! I'll just sit back and watch you all talk. Fail me, and you will enter a world of CHAOS!!!

Ummm….
Do you hear that
Sounds like Cyka Ate way too much

apparently Eggman's robots are so delicate that a blue hedgehog jumping on them instantly destroys them
maybe that's not the best idea, seeing as underwater pressure would likely be much greater than the weight of a blue hedgehog

Alright, now I'm know what I'm doing next. Catch that hedgehog!
Sergeant: Ahem, sir.
What?
Sergeant: You already did that.
Really?
Sergeant: Yes, sir. That hedgehog is already in your trophy room with the others.
Oh, okay.

"A strange figure appears from a mysterious portal. Donned in giant rusty shoulder pads with ancient symbols etched in and knee pad armor pants is a scruffy bearded warrior with a red bandanna. The warrior wields some sort of purple plasma dual edged laser weapon. "
He speaks:
"where is the queen?"
worst fanfiction ever

So… what do you think's taking them so long?

"I have no idea… And there isn't much to do here until they come back, so…"

[MEANWHILE IN THE ELEVATOR]
Goddammit! How slow is this?

I am so high right now…

As the fort town is too small to hold the entirety of the 11th, the main bulk of Legion take up camp nearby but not without leaving a sizeable garrison within the town to keep it in order

The Legate has given his orders, the army is to remain stationed for a day or two to regather its strength

Bing!
finally, we're here

MEANWHILE, AT THE LEGION OF DOOM. THE FORCES OF EVIL ARE FINALLY RELEASED..
kinda…

Goblins and gouls out of nowhere. Its like that almost impossible-to-beat game with a knight and zombies.
These bastards are totally NOT coming out of that lake becouse lakes are not suspicious.

Nevermore, the Shadow Friend, guides his demons around the place.

Doom get your slow unfarmed ass over here and help me damn it.

Doom walks forward with all of hells fury around him. He looks at nevermore with disgust for telling him what to do.

Doom: You dare order me around nevermore? I would have your head right now for such insolence, but right now I need you for more important matters. SO LISTEN UP!!

Shouting at the top of his lungs that resonates around the area, instilling fear and authority amongst the demons and goblins roaming about.
I AM HE WHO HUNGERS, BUT NEVER SATED.

HE WHO BURNS, BUT IS NEVER HARMED.

THAT WHICH CANNOT BE KILLED.

HE WHO CAN BRING THE GODS TO THEIR KNEES AND WATCH THEM TREMBLE IN FEAR.

I AM DOOM!

ANYONE WHO DARES TO DEFY ME OR CHOOSE TO STAND IN MY WAY WILL GORED UPON MY HORNS AS I LAY WASTE TO THEIR SOULS. SO FOLLOW ME, OR DIE!

WE WILL UNLEASH HELL ONTO THIS WORLD AND MAKE IT MY NEW DOMAIN!

NOW LET US PAINT THIS WORLD RED WITH THE BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES!

Raising his hellfire sword in air as he lets out a demonic roar that echoes throughout the area.

Let all hell break loose now.

Doom begins his death march with the legions following suit behind him. His presence burns the area around him in hellfire.

So, again. Who's the guy, we're searching for?

Regardless of who you think I am, my technology is unrivaled by anything on this planet (to my knowledge…). I've personally seen to that. So you needn't worry about getting wet; your components will be fine.

Anyway, your suit will be here in about an hour.

cough I don't think so.

what
…
explain

Can we just Find this son of Cykain bastard to built us the Underwater thing!

I don't think so that in this universe's earth his devices are not having rival.
points to the 2014 GDI arsenal's typical transporter, the V-22 Osprey
Well Mr.Stalker, you are right. We need to head back to the ruins, right Crow?
turns to Crow