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And I buy the scrap metal and then I make reclaimed metal and then refined metal and then I make a hat out of it.

uh
is he talking to me
[taking steps backwards]

Wait, whatever happened to…

You do NOT just shrug off attacks like that!

…Screw it. Open Your Heart, get him.

A being which is best described as a shark with arms made of water appears. It has a visible brain and some sort of bone structure. It proceeds to try and punch the cartoon crab, its arm visibly extending

Pillow hits my face

"…. Well… I must thank you for contributing to my research, without that virus that you donated I would have never found a way to not only bring the dead back while retaining higher brain function but also grant them superhuman abilities too. I only have one question left for you before Dr.Clef comes, how can I fix the cure so the likelihood of an individual becoming a member of the evolved is greater than becoming a monster?"

Outside the lab Mobile Task Force Epsilon-11 “Nine Tailed Fox along with GDI are furiously fighting against the infected. While the two of them have superior weapons, equipment, vehicles, and manpower, they still have trouble dealing with the insane ever growing numbers of the infected along with their strange powers.

WOAH!
Dodges it, barely
This guy looks tough. There's got to be a way to stop him!
Gets idea
Spongebob! Make the most toxic patty you can!

If you want more money I suggest that you try selling the robot itself, you'll be able to get more money like that. Speaking of robots while I still have confidence on my own equipment I wouldn't mind having a medical robot with me for my surgeries.

Cute isn't it?

Okay Doc you wanted this.

or atleast SCP-682.

How does one acquire an amour that shiny and new in modern times? But I rather take the temporally displaced warrior then that accursed lizard any time.

Meh, I don't see any.

I accidentaly SCP-682, is it safe?

Wrong shitpost image.

Lemme dig through my embeds, and i'll be right with you.

…Do you REALLY think I'd be stupid enough to tell you the weak spot? Because I won't.

stands back and lets OYH keep attacking the cartoon crab

Hey yo, the angels have your phone box.

He is the phone box.

Hey don't ruin the joke, man!

Fuk

Sadly this is all I could use a piece of paper.

Angels? Phone box? What are you talking about?

(I see you picked up on what I was going for when I originally went with this name, though)

derp SPAGHETTI! derp

TARDISes. They all have no sense of humor.

What is a "tar-diss"?

(Remember it's avatar, not name. My avatar is an OC, he's an aquamancer. Not the TARDIS.)

Okay then I say TT capsules.

I'm delicious. Put me in your mouth.

Thanks no, I'm a Coca-Cola fan.

Awww.
Coca-Cola… My mortal enemy.

I'll take a sip, especially since Kori released SCP-682 upon the world.

I told you it was an accident…whoa watch that truck!

facepalm

You still aren't making much sense to me…

…This is why I prefer to be accompanied by one of the others if possible, so that if explanations are needed we could possibly get the explanations by force…

Oh well…

water glyph appears at feet

Explain yourselves, or else you're going to get swept away.

Dude I'm a fire bender, a necromancer and a freakin' Great old one.

In my experience, fire elemental beings are weak to water. As for undead… well, as long as you're not using water elemental energies I can still take them. But what is a "great old one?"

They are like the Time Lords with the differnce they are from the previous universe. And they have god like powers.

You're still not making much sense.

(Remember, my character is NOT from Earth. He doesn't know about stuff like Doctor Who, even if I do.)

Well if you want this: They are gods from the great past!
(Altough in my universe the Time Lords and the other creatures from that universe are exist, mixture universe.)

Continues dodging the shots
Faster, Spongebob! I can't dodge all these attacks!

Walks back into the room with a floral shirt.

I'm back from vacation, guys. What's up?

Everything is fine, Mr. Krabs?

ROBOT ROCK
playing sound "robot_rock_daft_punk.mp3"

(They're not shots. OYH is punching your character. For reference, OYH fights just like Chaos did in Sonic Adventure, except making much more use of shapeshifting. This is the only reason I quoted the post)

OYH keeps attacking…

What is… What is that sound?

(The fact he comes from insert generic name for a fantasy world here means he does not know the wonders of Daft Punk. He will now get lucky in that he will now know despite not being used to our level of technology.)

And almost being hit by OYH
Whoa, whatch your hits OYH, you almost killed Emerson.

It only responds to me… but, yeah, I should really concentrate on that battle.

OYH starts focusing attacks on the cartoon crab again.

Alright, I got it.
Press a button
Now we just need to wait and SCP-682, become no more then a bunch of ashes.
Somewhere in the space an Ion-cannon starts to charge

Oh shit, I almost died?!

Well, that would have been horrible, but I'm fine.

Now, if you must excuse me, I must train myself to prevent myself from nosebleeding when I see nude women. For science, of course. ^ u ^

Good luck, you magnificient bastard.

(Nosebleeds are not as fun as they are portrayed in media, for the record. ESPECIALLY when you don't have anything to block the flow with.)

Well, you're not doing anything like that around here.

It's more mental training than just physical training. I'm doing it so Natsuru would stop badgering me.

Oh yes, I've seen that long list at the 'If you could bang any user from KYM, who would it be?' thread. And I was not in it! Now I'm sad.

You guys remind me of someone I was once… acquainted… with. I'm still not sure if he had any sanity.