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Lets catalog all the garbage and good stuff that happens so we can come back at the end, reread, and fucking cry

Ill start

January 1: Logan Paul films a dead body and laughs about it. Everyone gets mad but hes still making just as much money with no zero punishment

January 2: The Filthy Frank show officially ends after a decade

2 days in and were already at a wonderful start

It gets weirder, Jan 10: Being a furry gets outlawed in the USA. Make of that what you will.

April 28 the world dies in a tidal wave of nuclear fire and death

june 7 i bite into a hot pocket without letting it cool first

june 8 i mail a "get well soon" card to mare

December 28 the year gets called off 3 days early and everyone's upset over the lack of closure before 2019.

jan 1st 2019 logan paul drinks poison during the trial for murdering his brother on national television
the camera zooms in on steve harvey making one of his iconic "can you believe this shit" family feud faces and the crowd cheers
a "Fuck 2019" thread is made on kym

jan 2nd muffinlicious locks this thread for NO FUCKING REASON

jan 3rd Mare fails to realize that the thread is going off-topic and must be either locked or moved to riff raff/jff
everyone cheers for muffin as mare is demodded

February 20th I dropped my ice cream.
It was good ice cream.

February 21st I bought another ice cream and waited until I got home to eat it.
Only once I got home did I realise that the ice cream has melted somewhat and there's no way to return it to its original shape.

February 22nd I scarfed down on another ice cream the moment I bought it.
It was really cold.

jan 3rd 1:01 AM est, I realized this thread was in general and then locked by mcnuggalicious…

only to find out it was unlawked & moved to RR. (yiss)

1:04 Am est, went to 711 to buy some hawtpokkets.

all in all, a good day

It's the 3rd of January and I'm still not dead. 2018 is really pissing me off.

January 3: Trump voids Kim Jong-Un's peaceful resolution. (Source 1 • Source 2)

Oh my god what happened to this thread

January 4th. Aliens finally invade. Every organic life form on the planet is eradicated.
Fin.

January 5th – The Junji Ito anime finally airs and it ends up not being that great.
February 14th – Valentine's Day has to be temporarily postponed because there's a misprint on pretty much every commercially sold Valentine's Day card.
March 24th – Net Neutrality is saved, but the adblock ghost now appears on every site.
April 1st – April Fools Day is cancelled.
September 22nd – The 21st of September is skipped entirely, angering many an Earth, Wind & Fire fan.
October 31st – Halloween is cancelled because the killer klown kraze from 2016 returns.
November 1st – A man dressed as Batman apprehends all of the killer clowns, marking the only good thing that happens this year.
December 1st – AND NOW DECEMBER
FOUND THE LOVE THAT WE SHARED IN SEPTEMBER
ONLY BLUE TALK AND LOVE
REMEMBER THE TRUE LOVE WE SHARED TODAY~
December 25th – The person I gave my heart to last Christmas (who then immediately threw it away the next day) will be shocked to know that I gave it to someone special this year.
December 31st – The ghost of Kira Yoshikage appears and uses Bite the Dust to return us to January 1st, creating an endless timeloop that restarts after every Watanagashi festival.

september 26, the Meuse-Argonne offensive in 1918 engaged almost 1.2 million American soldiers in their baptism of fire. pitted against the german empire who had fortified their defenses in depth along the entire Hindenburg line. french tanks enabled breakthroughs but soon the americans would find themselves in trouble in the Argonne forest

january 4th: someone will cry about the "porn" posted on Knowyourmeme
september: 1st people participate no fap september and losing at the same day

July 4: Trump decides that launching all of the countries nukes is a thousand times more awesome than shooting fireworks, this strips the earth of its atmosphere and turns the planet into a desolate mars like wasteland.

On my birthday, really?

January 4th: The "Fuck 2018" thread gets moved to Riff Raff because it's filled with shitposting.

January 1 (Retrospectively): Iran became the only nation to not celebrate a happy new year in favour of economic-related protests.
January 4: Bright 2: Dark announced.

ANNOUNCEMENT: Orc auditions for the BrightNetflix</a> sequel are now closed. Thank you. Have a nice day. <a href="https://t.co/QnVqkgYRkE">pic.twitter.com/QnVqkgYRkE</a></p>&mdash; Netflix US (netflix) January 3, 2018

… so, is there any thread about how awful 2017 was?

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Heck yeah!!! you are right!!!

January 5: There is such thing more deadly than Elsa. It's the bomb cyclone that stroke and still striking the East Coast. I speculate that it's due to climate change (especially the Donald left Paris)

January 6: Two major security flaws in the microprocessors inside nearly all of the world’s computers have discovered by computer security experts: Spectre and Meltdown (New York Times, 2018-01-05 14:08:25-05:00, San Francisco, CA). Shut Up and Dance for real!

January 7: Mexican will the pay the wall for Trump, which he claimed this fact (The Guardian, January 7, 07:00 AEDT).
January 8: First highly-regarded figure to die in this year is the first astronaut… to get yelled at for smuggling a sandwich into space (Not The Onion! Just from the AV Club (which used to be The Onion company). Also from CNN, January 7, 00:06 GMT).

2018 haven't been transformed into anime girl yet and people already want to fuck it.

The meme culture in general of 2018. Just the fact unironically eating Tide pods have became a meme is enough to show the direction of where we're going.

Oh, and I guarantee that in late 2018, US ISPs will make "website lootboxes" to unlock your favorite website for a sense of pride and accomplishment when doing so. Good luck unlocking Know Your Meme, though.

Oh, and Disney will probably buy out another company this year. The most likely target is Hasbro, as they make all of the Disney licensed toys for Marvel products.

January 9

•200,000 US residents from El Salvador are worried about getting deported. (Associated Press)
•Natural disasters in 2017 cost the US a record $306 billion. (Washington Post, 05:32 January 8)
•First of the most politically incorrect ad in 2018 from H&M (

January 10

January 11
Mudslide in Cali just a month after the Wildfires (<a href="https://www.apnews.com/67ec5e87bbb74130b7ddedc6f61c6fc8/Death-toll-hits-15-in-California-mudslides;-24-missing"Associated Press, January 11)
January 12
•Trump still plans to kick out foreigners after learning about poor protections in countries these people immigrated from (Washington Post, 00:56)
•2nd Noteworthy Figure To Die: Motorhead Ex-guitarist Fast Eddie (Team Rock

January 25
The bulletin of Atomic Scientist advanced the Doomsday clock to 2 minutes to midnight, the closest to midnight it's been since the Cold War

Thank you Freelancer from saving this thread from potential closing. Alright I'm back, let's have a fresh start, but first!
R.I.P. to those music legends. Dolores O'Riordan (of the Cranberries) and Mark E. Smith (of The Fall, John Peel's All-Time Favourite Band)

January 26
Mayor quits FCC committee, says it favors ISPs over the public interest (Ars Technica, 05:11)
January 27
Nothing Interestingly/Noteworthy Bad, However.

January 28
Just a typical day in the middle east with death toll of 95 and 158 wounded. Trump is like "SOMETHING MUST BE DONE!" (Associated Press, 00:50-02:35; January 27)
January 29
Female high school gets suspended for posting this video that critiques the broken system that deals with bullying

January 31
State of the Uniom and he chose not to address 'bout Russia, NAFTA, Women (Newsweek, 00:11) and more.

February 1
The first school shooting in 2018 with death toll of 4. "From my cold dead hands."- Charlton Heston (CNN, 19:14 EST, February 1). I guess this video was a horrible mistake.
Cape Town to be the first city to enter Day Zero, a day that the water supply is empty.
(CNN, 18:16 GMT (02:16 HKT, 13:16 EST) January 31) (New York Times, January 30) (ABC, January 28, 11:50 EST), ()TIME, January 15)

February 3
Detroit has third year of balanced budgets; state oversight could end soon (Detroit Free Press, 19:15, February 1)
February 4
Polar Bears Really Are Starving Because of Global Warming, Study Shows (National Geographic, February 1)
February 5
Amtrak train crash in South Carolina leaves 2 dead, 116 injured (CBS, February 4, 14:43)

February 6
Dow Jones had plunge largest single-day point drop in history (ABC, February 5, 18:09 EST) (, February 5, 2018) (CNN Money, February 5, 21:53 EST)
February 7
•Lady-friendly Doritos (TIME, 09:39 EST)
•Quentin Tarantino gets accused for the first time for a unique reason (Deadline, February 5, 18:53)
February 8
Mice testing was successful at first with cancer-curing and hair growth, but then it goes wrong with asparagus (The Guardian, February 7, 13:00 EST)

Honestly I thought what Logan Paul did wasn't even that bad. People just overreacted and are way oversensitive

How could you say such a thing?

People you aren't allowed to like starter pack… preview: Logan Paul. Let the Things I Don't Like memes crave in.

Due to studying time constraints, no coverage for both February 9 and 10 are available to read

February 11
•For the third time, A school fired/suspends someone… for posting wedding photos in social media. (WCMH, NBC 4 Columbus, OH; February 10, 09:45)
•Equifax's private data was stolen more in 2017 breach than first revealed. (ZDNet, February 10, 14:25 EST)

February 12

Trump endorses a wife-beating White House aide Rob Porter who resigned but has denial on these cases. Good thing one of two subjects got photos with evidence to prevent from being classified as an allegation.
"Well we wish him well,” The president who are accused of multiple sexual assaults said to reporters. “He worked very hard and we found out about it recently and I was surprised by it, but we certainly wish him well. It’s obviously a tough time for him.”. He also tweeted that "lives are being shattered and destroyed by a mere allegation."

Meanwhile in Russia, the crash of Saratov Airlines model Antonov An-148 kills all 71 people on board. (CNN, 03:09 EST, February 12)
February 13
All American schools will not address complains over transgender bathroom just after the administration rescinds Obama's rule on it. (<a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/education/wp/2018/02/12/education-department-will-no-longer-investigate-transgender-bathroom-complaints>Washington Post, February 12) (NPR, February 22, 19:37 EST)
February 14
South African might witness another Apartheid-like lifetime oppression unless Jacob Zuma should resign due to cases of scandals and corruptions. (Associated Press, February 14)

March 14th: Stephen Hawking has passed away at the age of 76. BBC source

March 14th 8:39 Am EST…

can't believe this thread is alive still. B^)

lets keep it going

Club Penguin Rewritten gets shut down.

March 2nd: Billy Herrington (Aniki) dies at age 48.

April 7: Death toll rises to 15 in Humboldt Broncos junior hockey team bus crash

March 14: Datsik rapes innocent girls.

March 14: Stephen Hawking, renown theoretical physicist, professor, and writer, died

April 16: Harry Anderson, known for his role as Harry T. Stone in the series Night Court, died

April 20: Avicii aka Tim Bergling, one of the important artists who guided EDM into mainstream, died

April 21: Verne Troyer, actor, played Mini-Me in the Austin Powers series, Griphook the goblin in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, Percy in The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, among many other roles, died

Rather not list the many incidents of mass casualties in the US so far this year.