(So I've figured out what to call the 40-foot-tall Shitbot mechs: Stalwarts. Let me know if you can think of something better, I'm going for something that gives off the vibes of big, strong and powerful, but not threatening or aggressive.)
(I've also came up with the idea of a 15-foot-tall Shitbot Mike Wazowski that dual-wields folding chairs with chainsaw blades, ERA bricks and rocket engines built into them and are comically uncouth, yelling British slurs and insults at everyone in whichever British accent it is where "Fuck" is pronounced "Fack" and those will be called "Liberators" because they're obsessed with "liberating" everything… by smashing it with their giant rocket-powered chainsaw folding chairs.)
(I just wanted to see a giant robot call Blütgrindor stuff like "Minger" "Trollop" and "Slag" and I also want to have Amelie show up at one point, encounter a Shitbot Liberator and her mere presence cause it to go into a very, very loaded tirade against the French.)
But before Soup King could get all of the UDAOists out of the Church of CoC, a barrage of artillery plummeted through the roof and obliterated the crowd. Two Undefinables walked in through the smoke and ash: One tall and massive, covered in a variety of cannons and guns, the other smaller, very skeletal and covered in various blades and saws and with a head resembling multiple concentric bear traps.
"That's it!" Soup King said as he somehow whistled.
Suddenly, two massive behemoths of armor and weaponry shot up from behind the Church of CoC and smashed through what remained of the roof, landing in between Soup King and the two Undefinables.
The chaos quickly ensued as The two Undefinables leapt into action. The larger opened fire on one of the Shitbot Stalwarts which had the standard gunpod mounted on it's left arm. A swarm of large metallic needles embedded themselves in it's side and disabled one of it's many dual 20mm turrets. The Stalwart responded by firing it's cutting laser at the large Undefinable.
The other Stalwart was equipped with an extra drone launcher and scrambled a small group of reconnaissance drones equipped with small rocket tubes as it moved to stomp the smaller Undefinable with it's massive foot. The smaller Undefinable suddenly rolled to the side, avoid the stomp and launched itself upward, but had to dodge a volley of rockets from the Recon Drones last second.
Becoming infuriated by the Recon Drones, the smaller Undefinable began changing shape, it's body contorting and rearranging into the shape of a hideous gaunt mechanical beast covered in teeth, blades and claws. It then lunged onto one of the Recon Drones and latched onto it with it's teeth. The Recon Drone began flying erratically until the other Recon Drones began firing upon it and the smaller Undefinable ejected itself from the small UAV and onto another.
The larger Undefinable dodged the beam and fired an larger warhead into the large, spherical cutting laser module, causing it to combust spectacularly. The Stalwart stumbled back and then retaliated by leaning onto one of it's legs as it stretched to other out to the side and then initiated the large turbofans on the outstretched leg's hip in order to repeatedly kick the larger Undefinable with great force while launching a barrage of anti-tank missiles at it, but the larger Undefinable avoided the strikes before flopping onto it's back and countering with a single kick of it's own with a long, slender spike extending from it's soles as it stomped both feet into the Stalwart's shin, at first the two coming to a grinding halt as the Stalwart's turbofans struggled to push back against the larger Undefinable until it was fruitless and the Stalwart was launched back, nearly falling over as it stumbled.
The other Stalwart had taken to charging directly into the smaller Undefinable guns blazing while it was preoccupied with the Recon Drones. Right as it was about to collide with the swarm, the smaller Undefinable leapt from the UAV and directly into one of the pairs of turbofans on the Stalwart's hips, the large jet engines instantly exploding into tiny shreds of metal and the force from the remaining two spinning the Stalwart as it toppled over and crashed, crushing the Recon Drones it had launched. The smaller Undefinable landed on the ground unharmed, coming to a squealing stop as it's claws scraped along the ground, with it finally stopping once it flipped into the air and returned to it's Undefinable form.
The first Stalwart then tried to destroy the larger Undefinable with it's main weapon: It's massive Superheavy Plasma Burst Thrower. Pointing the barrel at the Undefinable and charging it up, the larger Undefinable replied by deploying a large beam weapon of it's own mounted on it's head and as they both fired, the beams collided and both stood there trying to overpower the other's beam. The Stalwart focused more power into the Plasma Thrower only for it to overheat and shut off. The larger Undefinable's beam went straight through the Plasma Thrower, causing it to explode and destroy the Stalwart's right arm.
The second Stalwart stood up, but it's radome was caught on a surviving section of the Church's walls and was torn off, impairing it's ability to guide it's missiles. The Stalwart stretched it's leg out to kick the smaller Undefinable while it tried to melt it with it's cutting laser, but the smaller Undefinable dodged and landed on the Stalwart's hip and then proceeded to climb up it's body, strike it's cutting laser module with such force that it spun uncontrollably in it's socket, cutting off the Stalwart's 120mm cannon and the barrel of it's Plasma Thrower, before finally tearing the cutting laser module itself off of the Stalwart.
The larger Undefinable quickly avoided a volley of fire from the Stalwart's gunpod before retaliating with a rocket into the Stalwart's knee, causing it to buckle enough for the Undefinable to climb onto the Stalwart's gunpod and begin hacking at it's armor with a pair of chainsaws that extended from it's arms. The Stalwart quickly regained it's balance and proceeded to thrash around violently until the Undefinable was flung off. Now with a gash in it's gunpod's armor, the larger Undefinable simply fired a salvo of anti-tank rockets into it, causing the gunpod to explode violently.
Now missing most of it's weapons, the second Stalwart launched every Recon Drone it had into the air and began to run away while firing an endless stream of anti-tank missiles at the smaller Undefinable, somewhat innaccurately due to the loss of it's radome. Springing into action, the smaller Undefinable shifts itself into a wheeled form and proceeds to chase after the now-flaming behemoth while dodging every projectile launched at it. Catching up, it leaps onto it's back and sprints up to where the radome used to sit, the Recon UAVs being unable to get close due to the Stalwart's missile launchers being right in front of the Undefinable, who then slashed one of the launcher's doors off and climbed inside the Stalwart, slashing and shredding apart it's insides before burrowing out through it's ventral turret just in time to put a safe distance between itself and the now collapsing Stalwart, which burst into a brilliant explosion upon slamming into the ground. The UAVs, being remotely piloted by the Stalwart, all crashed immediately afterward.
The first Stalwart was now left only with it's Missile Launcher, 120mm cannon and a handful of it's dual 20mm turrets. Firing all of them at the larger Undefinable, forcing it to take cover. Pinned down by the barrage, the larger Undefinable launched a salvo of projectiles high into the air, all of which came back down onto the Stalwart, detonating and destroying it's radome. Briefly disoriented by the loss of it's radome, the Stalwart was suddenly struck again, the larger Undefinable had launched it's hands from it's wrists, to which they were now attached to by a chain, and it's hands had latched onto the ventral turret and had begun rewinding the chain, pulling itself towards the Stalwart. In a futile attempt to defend itself, the Stalwart fired the ventral turret's 120mm cannon, but due to the sights being blocked by the Undefinable's hands, it missed and the Undefinable slammed feet first into the ventral turret, disabling it.
Now blinded for the most part, the Stalwart stumbled about, attempting to stomp the Undefinable with it's legs, but unbeknownst to it, the larger Undefinable had changed to it's artillery truck form and begun charging at it. As the Stalwart turned to face the direction that the engine noises were coming from, the Undefinable used some rubble as a ramp to launch itself into the air, slamming into the top of the Stalwart and knocking it onto the ground. The larger Undefinable then reverted to it's Undefinable form, procured it's large beam weapon once again and fired it into the Stalwart's missile launchers, detonating them and causing the Stalwart to disappear into a blinding blaze that shot a plume of smoke hundreds of feet into the air.
Soup King watched in disappointment as the two Undefinables then left, the front part of the Circle Cult's church now completely leveled.