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(I might just have to get her speaking Danish with a deepened version of Tanya the Evil's voice then unless you can come up with an official voice in the meantime, as that would probably be suitably unintelligible.)

(He’d either stop and try to process what he saw or overreact and short the power grid or something else of that magnitude.)

(I was think more something along the lines of a female Khornate Berserker with inoperable throat cancer, but I have no idea how either an actual VA or an AI is supposed to create that sound reliably. The main issue being projection, it's typically harder to yell the more injured a voice sounds, and Blütgrindor both yells near constantly, but her vocal cords are also extremely scarred, which would make her voice incredibly hoarse and severely limit her ability to shout at the loud volumes she frequently does.)

(Maybe she can have one of those throat-speaker things they give to tracheostomy patients, so she can have the voice of a 20-packs a day smoker, but it gets blared out at 100db in the form of a shitty MP3?)

(Nah, that'd be too high-tech for her aesthetic. Being a 7ft tall gothic war machine person with Baroque energy weapons and chainsaws with massive exhaust pipes on them is ok, but medical technology that can't be used to violently and brutally kill people just isn't their thing.)

(Besides, it'd be kind of sucky revival to be brought back from the dead and still need medical apparatuses to function. Especially if they're supposed to be a savage warlord that kills people with her bare hands and then cannibalizes them in broad daylight to assert dominance.)

>Being a 7ft tall gothic war machine person

(Wait, she's only 7ft tall?)

(Aren't I 10ft tall?)

(Is she a manlet? Is that why she's so angy all the time?)

(I thought Shitbots were 7ft tall? Or are you talking about a special named Shitbot I forgot about?)

(And there actually is a system I have for determining what height a Human character would be as an Undefinable. In Blütgrindor's case she's 5'6" as a Human, therefor 7' as an Undefinable. For some heights it's only one Human height will be one Undefinable height, but sometimes there's a range of Human heights that all correspond to a single Undefinable height, like 5'6"-5'8" all being 7' as Undefinables.)

(But she's actually a couple inches taller than the average US woman and I've never heard of anyone that doesn't work at an amusement park consider any women "too short" aside from cases of Dwarfism, so no, she's not a manlet.)

(Has my continuous churning out of waifus that are regularly taller than the average man ruined your standards for women's heights?)

(Kaijin and the heights of his characters, name a more iconic duo)

(Kommando_Kaijin and Development Hell?)

(But I will admit that I do not like it when things like heights and sizes are inconsistent. Like, I don't like it. A lot. I'm obsessed with consistency.)

(Add that to my preference for art styles that are more detailed and grounded in regards to anatomy and strong preference for action over comedy and you've got a major reason why I basically quit watching TV and consuming most mainstream animated shows. After about 2012 nothing appealed to me anymore. Which is part of the reason I got into art, so I could make content that does appeal to me, even if I am limited to just drawing my OCs and writing stories about them going full Quake III Arena on a bunch of weird British robots.)

(You're probably right, 7ft does sound a lot more reasonable as they can still feasibly fit through most doors without having to assume a crab-stance and scuttle rapidly towards you every time they enter a room.)

(I probably got the height mixed-up with a Brawler variant, since those are 9ft tall)

(I just assumed the Undefinables were all massive Mechazords with the smallest being the size of the average person given how destructive you describe them as being and how they are all able to transform into their own unique battle modes.)

(From what I gather from the young 'uns, a manlet is just anyone who is shorter than you.)

(I am exactly 6ft tall and therefore the perfect height, whilst my little brother is 5ft 11" and therefore a hideously stunted runt.)

(It's ridiculous, but it annoys him, and is there not a more noble goal amongst siblings than that?)

(Ironically, I'm taller than my next older brother, although the one before him is taller than both of us)

(Wait, Soup King's 6'0", I'm 6'1", but didn't Quiet_boi mention being 5'9" a while back? Or was that just for his self-insert/avatar character?)

(I'm the tallest in my immediate family, but compared to my extended family I'm average.)

(I tend to make most Undefinable Drones and average height Undefinables 7-8 ft. tall exactly for the reasons you mentioned, with the average US ceiling height being 8-9 ft. tall they should be able to fit into most buildings. And while incredibly uncommon, there are sub-7 ft. Undefinables that can be anywhere from 6'9" to just 3 ft. tall. It's pretty much only named characters that were already short and one mass-produced drone variant.)

(Ok guys, I'm going to try and start cooking soon, as I'm now onto my proper roster now.)

(I've got to finish off a Stelaris project that's been on the back burner for about (checks notes) Half-A-Year!)

(…)

(God, I'm such a good YouTube Content Creator. Truly up there with the greats like Soviet Womble and Inferno Plus.)

(Anyway, overly elaborate shitposts should be coming soon, just make sure to waves your arms about here to keep the lights on.)

(I have finally created content, Huzzah!)

(Next on the list is me trying to turn an old gif into a video, because I think it would be so much better with sound, and then on substantially less animated videos involving us lot)

(Wooo!)

(You need to add sound to that "bus blowing up" gif that you made)

(That would be a good one to do, and fairly quick to make to.)

(How straight do you want me to play it?)

(Exact same, just add some music after the explosion, whatever you think would be most appropiate)

(Uh… something something, nuclear warfare against British meme robots.)

(It has been made.)

(Weebistani populace in shambles)
(Also, I'm scared that you decided to quote Hot Fuzz of all things on that video title)

(If "Circle-us Vult" is the Circle Cult's new motto, then "Mors necesse est" is the Undefinable motto.)

(Since I have nothing else at the moment besides more height charts, does anybody feel like making a tier list out of some probably terrible soda flavors I came up with as part of some worldbuilding? I mean, I would, but I don't think I'm a qualified observer for this sort of thing, I mean, I did come up with the idea for a soda flavored with Carolina Reapers, a.k.a. the peppers that were selectively bred for ten years straight in order to maximize the amount of pain induced by eating them. That's not exactly the sign of a sound mind.)

(I have been horrifically productive today and made a remix of Ultrakill and Portal)

>Since I have nothing else at the moment besides more height charts, does anybody feel like making a tier list out of some probably terrible soda flavors I came up with as part of some worldbuilding?

(As like a group thing, or something we all do individually?)

(I guess individually, I don't see a practical way to coordinate everyone's opinions on a fictional soft drink brand. Especially considering the multiple time zones.)

(But if it affects anything, none of these flavors canonically contain caffeine, not even the energy drink. Mainly because I hate it and consider it no different than Alcohol or Tobacco and think it should be subjected to similar regulations as the two.)

(And ngl, but I see the meteor with perfect human teeth from the GalaX-E Zero Sugar label in my nightmares now. I don't know why, but it just looks so cursed to me. I'd grill myself for OK-ing it, but I honestly can't think of anything better for a space-themed zero sugar soda. I also can't think of why someone would want a zero sugar soda, sugar can't be nearly as bad as whatever the Hell they're replacing it with, or the caffeine that's still in the drink while I'm at it. If you're that worried about your sugar consumption just don't drink it all the time? Maybe try water instead? It's got absolutely nothing in it that could cause any sort of adverse health affect or dietary concern as long as it's clean.)

(Ok, I made 5 more flavors These are all a citrus soft drink, like Mountain Dew or Mello Yello.)

(Now I can work on height charts again, or maybe one of those art trends since I've missed out on Golden Week twice in a row now.)

(Also, I think that buffalo head might be worse than the teeth meteor. Now I'm actually curious as to which of the two y'all think is more cursed.)

(So I may have created one of the weirdest song combos yet, but it seems to work for some bizarre reason)

>Also, I think that buffalo head might be worse than the teeth meteor. Now I'm actually curious as to which of the two y'all think is more cursed.

(Unfortunately I've been busy making my own stuff, so I haven't had the time to keep up with the latest trends, do you have any examples you can show me?)

(Oof, I hate how subtle KYM's hyperlink text color is. It's not much of a problem for me, but it seems like most people have trouble finding them whenever I make them unless they're put in a super obvious location. I wonder how hard it would be to make it a brighter shade of red?)

(Anyways, here's all the flavors. There's actually two images, but it takes the first one a while to load.)

(I think Bacon Blast is the most cursed based on concept alone. 100% American product)
(Only thing that could beat it is something with colors so intense that it actually hurts to look at)

• >"(Only thing that could beat it is something with colors so intense that it actually hurts to look at)"

(Top-Right corner of the first image is what you're looking for.)

Sticks his head around the corner, faceplate covered in paint, sawdust and heavily compressed pixels.

"Anyone dead yet?"

Three skeletons disturbed by the sudden gust crumple over onto the floor.

"No? Jolly good!"

The head dives back into the workshop where the sounds of aggravated copyright infringement wail out into the darkness.

(At least you don't have reaction video templates pulled from scenes from varyingly obscure films with nothing to react to.)

(So, after making this comment I've realized that some of those elements I listed earlier can very easily become blatantly OP. This being perfectly par for the course for this thread, I wonder if there's anymore elements that be turned into instant win buttons via scientific technicalities.)

(We already have gravity being able to collapse small mundane and otherwise harmless objects into black holes that then practically instantly detonate with the force of a nuclear bomb if not many orders of magnitude more explosive power.)

(Light can effect not just visible light, but all of the electromagnetic spectrum from radio waves to gamma rays. This means a light wielder can just shoot ionizing radiation at people to instantly irradiate them to the point of instant death. Or on the other end of the spectrum, they could use microwaves to boil people inside-out.)

(Virions is kind of broken when you realize that you can just use it to give everyone an incurable viral infection that will kill them painfully, either immediately or eventually. Regardless, if you're a Virion wielder, AIDS is literally your superpower. Bacteria's in a similar spot with stuff like Anthrax, or Hell, even that one bacteria that can eat metal could be used to just decompose a metal object to death.)

(Sound could very easily be used to drive an entire population insane, or simply slowly kill them over a couple weeks by preventing them from sleeping. Not to mention the fact that sound is just a weak blast wave traveling through a medium, such as air. Meaning that if a sound wielder makes a sound with a large enough volume, it would become a concussive force once again comparable to a nuclear detonation.)

(Pain could just be used to kill people by causing them to instantly die of stress induced cardiac arrest or seizures as a result of sudden extreme pain. Pleasure could be used to instantly addict people to nothing and cause them to immediately suffer extreme withdrawals to the point of being injured or even killed by withdrawal symptoms.)

(Metal could be used to drain all of the iron out of someone's blood, which would make their body incapable of circulating and processing oxygen, resulting in death. Metal wielders are basically capable of turning anyone into the world's worst asthmatic on a whim. All the other stuff you'd expect them to be able to do like diverting bullets off-course or collapsing entire cities made of skyscrapers kinda looks lame when you realize that the Human body is also made of metals in a few vital ways and someone with complete control over everything metal would basically be able to just interrupt biological processes that literally every multicellular organism on the planet needs to exist.)

(Obviously, these crazy and absurd feats are going to be limited to Active Z-Tier wielders.)

(Also, I just no realized that the last time I acknowledged the unfinished Bex story's existence was over 6 months ago. This thread is a trainwreck and so is my backlog.)

(Good news and Bad news.)

(Good news: I'm finishing some height charts that are long overdue.)

(Bad news: It's the height charts, they never end.)

(Honestly, I think it's a fair assessment that I'm more of a character designer than an illustrator. I can definitely do the latter in my own janky style, but I do way better designing characters and worldbuilding. I mean, you've seen me rant about character customization in games, right? Don't get me started on color pickers.)

(Goofy idea: Budget-build Shitbots that are just general-purpose bombs for aircraft attached to a Shitbot head and legs with the rationale being that heavy amounts of firepower are the only thing effective against Undefinables, but Plasma Throwers and Phlogiston weapons are expensive… but conventional explosives and Shitbots aren't. So, to make up for shortages of better weapons, Shitbots just start fielding wahoo-wacky kamikaze units that cost practically nothing and can be churned out practically infinitely. It's not nearly as bad as it sounds when you remember that Soup King stated a while back that whenever a Shitbot dies, they're immediately rebuilt somewhere else.)

(I have been a busy bee, but I've actually got some time at the moment between projects to spend some time here.)

(My favourite sci-fi power is the ability to nullify friction. If you nullify friction and air resistance, you can technically go from a standing start to the speed of light in a single step over a far enough distance.)

(However, if you don't also nullify air resistance, you basically cause living creatures to explode and objects to turn into miniature comets in a hilariously awful way, like a slap stick routine from hell)

(If you then create frictionless zones surrounded by zones where friction does apply, then you basically get portable, one-time use invisible walls which allows you to do all kinds of bullshit, like create an invisible maze you have you navigate with highly controlled breathing so you don't end up pinballing around it and giving yourself multiple concussions.)

(The average Shitbot vs Undefinable fight is basically suicide by goth anyway, so them strapping bombs to themselves, winking at the camera before yelling "Witness Me" and force feeding themselves to the nearest death machine is definitely in character for the whole faction, baring my fleshy assistants of course.)

(Basically, for the actual Shitbots, they kind of have a unified mind, because everything they experience gets downloaded into the Lovecraftian equivalent of a central database which can them upload a specific instance of that mind back into a machine body; so while they are all individuals, they all have the same mental foundation which is built upon by their own personal experiences)

(The Primes serve as the first instance in any particular area where they set up and basically serve as the elder for that community who knows the sum total of all the knowledge gather by the other Shitbots in the area and works out what should be done as a whole.)

(Because of this safety net, they will quite happily try the silliest approaches to getting a job done, because all they really have to be concerned about is achieving their goals in the correct amount of time. If they have no time limit, then why not do it in a way that's amusing to themselves and those that support them? If it's going to take a while, why stress over it when there's no need to?)

(I'm going back to work on combining the Ultrakill and Helltaker soundtracks now, but I'll try and be more social round here as well instead of just disappearing for months at a time.)

(Nice, now I can recreate my main memories of Serious Sam with Undefinables and Shitbots.)

The faint sound of sustained yelling draws nearer from the other side of the hilltop.

(I need to get back to that game. Maybe when I'm done with the Fallout franchise.)

(Image just shooting one of them, they explode, then another one gets caught in the first one's blast radius, and then that one explodes, and then another one, then another one, then another one in one big chain reaction until in under a second, an entire battlefield full of Shitbot suicide bombers goes up in a bright flash of light that proceeds to deafen anyone within 20 miles and can be seen from outer space.)

>Image just shooting one of them, they explode, then another one gets caught in the first one's blast radius, and then that one explodes, and then another one, then another one, then another one in one big chain reaction until in under a second, an entire battlefield full of Shitbot suicide bombers goes up in a bright flash of light that proceeds to deafen anyone within 20 miles and can be seen from outer space.

(And then once the dust is settled, you hear metallic clanging as next wave are clapping their hands and holding up score cards based on your style combo at the time.)

>I need to get back to that game. Maybe when I'm done with the Fallout franchise.

(Remember, the frogs intercept you whilst your strafing, so unless you have ungodly aim, remember to zig-zag so you don't end up eating every single one you miss like this chump here.)

(Since there's not much else going on, does anyone have any favorite characters as far as my OCs go? I mean, I'd tell you mine, but it's pretty obvious since I made most of them the main protagonists of their respective stories.)

(If there's any characters I've mentioned but not said much more about, feel free to ask me about them. Especially if they're in my Halloween 2023 art: Goth Girl Gathering.)

• >Soup King hasn't posted in over 20 days.

(I win by default! Now nobody can stop me from flooding the thread with goth girls and long-haired redneck tomboys!)

(Think again, bucko!)
A cartoonishly oversized Eraser comes out of the Circle Cult Church
"Come and get it!"
(Acolyte Boi yelled with the homing and automated eraser prepared to delete any undesired undefinables)

Unfortunately for Quiet_boi, Kommando had leftovers from his Earthbound playthrough. A single flick of a switch the side of a weird contraption and Quiet_boi's eraser was erased.

(C'mon, a giant eraser? Really? What do I look like? A crude drawing that screams "Me hoy minoy!" while wielding a photo-realistic pencil?)

A Shitbot is yanked violently between the two of them, body parts flailing around wildly and making loud clanging sounds, it's body covered with a light blue energy flowing from a beam from somewhere out of sight.

A tinny voice, coming not from the Shitbot, but from somewhere off in the distance, in the direction on the blue beam, could be heard in the sudden silence.

"Will you guys keep it down, I'm watching the Second Battle of Kursk"

Then as suddenly as it appeared, the Shitbot was flung by the beam so quickly into the sky that the sonic boom it made as it cleared the scene broke all of the glass in all of the surrounding buildings and every security alarm in the surrounding blocks went of simultaneously

(I've spent the whole of July studying and completing exams for my apprenticeship, and just as I was about to start being more social, my internet router got overloaded and died from a lighting strike because apparently the manufacturers can't be bothered to install fuses; I went to a classic bike festival with my friends who do motorbike racing and took part in the worst wingman operation not involving Belka you've ever seen and Russia's been invaded for the first time since WW2.)

(Give me a few days to catch up on things and I'll try and be more social.)

(We do appear to be living in a wacky, alt history timeline though, so I can't make any promises.)

Does the Shitbot have Shitcube?

• >"(We do appear to be living in a wacky, alt history timeline though, so I can't make any promises.)"

(I still hate how the explanation I came up with as to why my alternate timelines are alternate (What if a giant virus turned into a global pandemic and permanently altered the course of society?) actually fucking happened and it didn't make an endless supply of albino waifus, cause the immediate balkanization of The People's Republic of China and trigger a short period of major conflict followed by global economic booms and general prosperity, similar to WWII and it's postwar period. Instead we just got record inflation, widespread increased mental illness and universally worse societal tensions and political tribalism.)

(Although, technically it'd be an Interwar period in the context of Universe-01, but the conflicts in the Early-2000's aren't considered a World War due to being unrelated but concurrent.)

(I never did get to 2019-Onward with the Universe-01 Lore explanations, did I? Maybe later.)

(They tried to create their own version of the Samus Morph Ball, but it just ended up being too fiddly and we either ended up with a Shitbot Accordion or a Shitbot Scrunched-Up-Paper-Ball.)

(Mathematically speaking, a Cube is a square squared, and who wants to be that square?)

(That's like doing your homework at a house party and then going to bed early levels of square.)

No, we play on the Gamesphere.

(So I did the thing I said I was working on and it's almost adequate content.)

(Next project will be remaking my Stalker animation with sound, and then I might make something for here a my slate will be clean afterwards.)

• >"(…my slate will be clean afterwards.)"

(How does it feel to have a small, manageable workload?)

(I also just remembered that Kommando actually conquered Hell right before the timeline got reset to 2007.)

(Huh. I wonder if I should do something with that?)

(Well, the thing with my videos is that I have to do it all in one go, as I can't leave it half-finished, so once I start it I have to finish it.)

(When I'm making images or comics, I can just save a draft and come back a few days or weeks later and just carry on again.)

(Maybe you just need to animate your height charts to help you get through them faster?)

(Are you forgetting how drawn animation works?)

(That would mean I have to draw it 2-24 times in a row, slightly different each time.)

(Thankfully, I'm not exactly working on a Height Chart right now. I'll probably make an actual illustration after I'm done.)