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[Riff-Raff] GET IN HERE, MAGGOTS!
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@RF
NO, YOU MAY NOT BE EXCUSED FROM THIS TRAINING COURSE. I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE MERELY SOME PSYCHO-CO-COLOGY MESS FROM SOME WIMPS' MIND. YOU'LL GET TO TRAINING, JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. NOW MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!
@Mexibot
YOU DO ME PROUD SON, KEEP WORKING UNTIL YOU'RE A CHAMPION.
@BSoD
STOP YOUR SISSY CRYING, KEEP ON GOING.
@404
THERE SEEMS TO BE SOMETHING MISSING IN THIS MONTAGE. OH! I KNOW WHAT IT IS! IT'S SOME LITTLE MAGGOT THAT CANNOT BE FOUND BY WOMEN. GOOD THING I'VE GOT YOU HERE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, AIN'T IT, SON?! NOW GET IN THAT MONTAGE, I EXPECT TO SEE SOME DETERMINATION FROM YOU.
@Wsxdas
WELL, LOOK AT WHAT WE'VE GOT HERE. A TYRO-DINOSAUR WHO CAN DO SOME GYMNASTICS. IS THAT SUPPOSED TO IMPRESS ME, MAGGOT? I'D BETTER SEE THOSE SORRY EXCUSES FOR WINGS BLEEDING SOON, OR YOUR FAILURE WILL HAVE TO ANSWER TO ME.
@Verbs
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE HEARING, SOLDIER. YOU'RE AN INSPIRATION TO THE REST OF US. BUT YOU'VE GOTTA REALIZE, THERE IS NO LIMIT. PUSH YOURSELF FURTHER IF YOU FEEL THERE IS MORE. IF YOU FEEL YOU CAN'T GO FURTHER, I'LL JUST HAVE TO PUSH YOU FURTHER.
@Quantum Meme
OOOH, LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT A TOUGH GUY HERE. WELL CONGRATULATIONS, TOUGH GUY. YOU'VE JUST PULLED CHARIOT DUTY. YOU'LL BE DRAGGING ME AND MY WAGON AROUND ALL DAY.
@Katia Managan
WELL, HOW KIND OF YOU TO JOIN US. GET TO WORK, YOU'RE FALLING BEHIND.
@Bruelock
A GOOD COURSE IS A CLEAN COURSE. I WANT TO SEE THIS COURSE SHINE LIKE MY PAPPY'S BALD SPOT.
@The Frost Lich
I'M SURE YOU WON'T DISAPPOINT ME. YOU'VE GOT A LONG WAY TO GO, BUT I KNOW YOU'LL MAKE IT THERE. YOU'VE GOT SPUNK SIR.
@Ric
WELL, HOLY HELL. WE'VE GOT OURSELVES AN ORC HERE. GOOD TO HEAR YOU'RE READY, NOW GET TO WORK.
@Frozenpwn
WELL, ISN'T THAT SOME PRETTY MUSIC. WELL LISTEN HERE, BOY. HELL AIN'T PRETTY, NOW GET ON OUT THERE AND PREPARE FOR HELL.
@Dac
I'VE KNOCKED TOWERS BIGGER THAN YOU DOWN. BUT IF YOU WANT ME TO GET TO THE POINT, FINE. YOU, YOUR TOOTHBRUSH AND THE PUBLIC URINALS HAVE A PRIVATE MEETING SET UP. I WANT TO SEE THOSE THINGS CLEANER THAN A HIT AND RUN BY MARTY MCFLY, GO GO GO!
@Kazrkae
WELL, LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU'VE MADE A WINNER OF AN ACCIDENT. THIS THREAD WILL PUMP YOU INTO SHAPE, NOW GET OUT THERE AND LIFT SOMETHING.
@RM
WELL, DON'T WE HAVE A WINNER, HERE? LISTEN SON, YOU ONLY WIN WHEN I SAY YOU'VE WON. GO BENCH PRESS SOMETHING, THEN COME BACK AND ASK ME IF YOU'RE A WINNER.
@Sting
ARE YOU TALKING CRAZY, BOY? HAS THIS BLAZING SUN GOTTEN TO YOU? HIT THE SHOWERS AND COOL OFF, I EXPECT TO SEE YOU PUNCHING OUT THE SUN WHEN THIS TRAINING IS DONE.
@Supermack
WELCOME TO THE PARTY, SON. THE FACT THAT YOU'RE LATE ONLY MEANS YOU HAVE A LOT TO CATCH UP WITH. I AM ASHAMED THAT YOU'VE LET YOURSELF BE SO TARDY, BUT I WILL ACCEPT FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS. I WILL ALSO MAKE UP FOR MY MISTAKES BY MAKING YOUR TRAINING AS BRUTAL AS POSSIBLE.
@Zacharias
"DISABLED" IS ONLY AN EXCUSE FOR BEING LAZY. GET OUT THERE AND DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU CAN DO!
@SubjectNumer32
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR, I'M SURE I DON'T NEED TO DIRECT YOU TO THE PROPER WORKING FACILITIES.
@Teh Brawler
WELL, LOOKEY HERE. WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A DESERTER. LISTEN HERE, AWOL. YOU WILL GET TO TRAINING OR YOU WILL BE BEATEN BY EVERY AVAILABLE BODY IN THIS GYM.
@Arctic Dagger
WELL, GOOD FOR YOU. AND WHAT IS WITH THOSE LITTLE ANIMALS YOU KEEP ON YOU?! I'D BETTER SEE YOU KILL THOSE ANIMALS BY THE TIME YOUR TRAINING IS DONE. THEN WE'LL HAVE OURSELVES A GOOD OL' FASHIONED BARBEQUE.
@CyborgRaptor
GOOD FOR YOU, BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO HOLD OFF ON KILLING YOUR GIANT LIZARDS. YOU'VE GOT WORK TO DO.
(Edit: Right, sorry for not being here yesterday. I was entertaining some guests.)
Mexx Android
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HolyCrapItsBob wrote:
@RF
NO, YOU MAY NOT BE EXCUSED FROM THIS TRAINING COURSE. I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE MERELY SOME PSYCHO-CO-COLOGY MESS FROM SOME WIMPS' MIND. YOU'LL GET TO TRAINING, JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. NOW MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!
@Mexibot
YOU DO ME PROUD SON, KEEP WORKING UNTIL YOU'RE A CHAMPION.
@BSoD
STOP YOUR SISSY CRYING, KEEP ON GOING.
@404
THERE SEEMS TO BE SOMETHING MISSING IN THIS MONTAGE. OH! I KNOW WHAT IT IS! IT'S SOME LITTLE MAGGOT THAT CANNOT BE FOUND BY WOMEN. GOOD THING I'VE GOT YOU HERE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, AIN'T IT, SON?! NOW GET IN THAT MONTAGE, I EXPECT TO SEE SOME DETERMINATION FROM YOU.
@Wsxdas
WELL, LOOK AT WHAT WE'VE GOT HERE. A TYRO-DINOSAUR WHO CAN DO SOME GYMNASTICS. IS THAT SUPPOSED TO IMPRESS ME, MAGGOT? I'D BETTER SEE THOSE SORRY EXCUSES FOR WINGS BLEEDING SOON, OR YOUR FAILURE WILL HAVE TO ANSWER TO ME.
@Verbs
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE HEARING, SOLDIER. YOU'RE AN INSPIRATION TO THE REST OF US. BUT YOU'VE GOTTA REALIZE, THERE IS NO LIMIT. PUSH YOURSELF FURTHER IF YOU FEEL THERE IS MORE. IF YOU FEEL YOU CAN'T GO FURTHER, I'LL JUST HAVE TO PUSH YOU FURTHER.
@Quantum Meme
OOOH, LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT A TOUGH GUY HERE. WELL CONGRATULATIONS, TOUGH GUY. YOU'VE JUST PULLED CHARIOT DUTY. YOU'LL BE DRAGGING ME AND MY WAGON AROUND ALL DAY.
@Katia Managan
WELL, HOW KIND OF YOU TO JOIN US. GET TO WORK, YOU'RE FALLING BEHIND.
@Bruelock
A GOOD COURSE IS A CLEAN COURSE. I WANT TO SEE THIS COURSE SHINE LIKE MY PAPPY'S BALD SPOT.
@The Frost Lich
I'M SURE YOU WON'T DISAPPOINT ME. YOU'VE GOT A LONG WAY TO GO, BUT I KNOW YOU'LL MAKE IT THERE. YOU'VE GOT SPUNK SIR.
@Ric
WELL, HOLY HELL. WE'VE GOT OURSELVES AN ORC HERE. GOOD TO HEAR YOU'RE READY, NOW GET TO WORK.
@Frozenpwn
WELL, ISN'T THAT SOME PRETTY MUSIC. WELL LISTEN HERE, BOY. HELL AIN'T PRETTY, NOW GET ON OUT THERE AND PREPARE FOR HELL.
@Dac
I'VE KNOCKED TOWERS BIGGER THAN YOU DOWN. BUT IF YOU WANT ME TO GET TO THE POINT, FINE. YOU, YOUR TOOTHBRUSH AND THE PUBLIC URINALS HAVE A PRIVATE MEETING SET UP. I WANT TO SEE THOSE THINGS CLEANER THAN A HIT AND RUN BY MARTY MCFLY, GO GO GO!
@Kazrkae
WELL, LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU'VE MADE A WINNER OF AN ACCIDENT. THIS THREAD WILL PUMP YOU INTO SHAPE, NOW GET OUT THERE AND LIFT SOMETHING.
@RM
WELL, DON'T WE HAVE A WINNER, HERE? LISTEN SON, YOU ONLY WIN WHEN I SAY YOU'VE WON. GO BENCH PRESS SOMETHING, THEN COME BACK AND ASK ME IF YOU'RE A WINNER.
@Sting
ARE YOU TALKING CRAZY, BOY? HAS THIS BLAZING SUN GOTTEN TO YOU? HIT THE SHOWERS AND COOL OFF, I EXPECT TO SEE YOU PUNCHING OUT THE SUN WHEN THIS TRAINING IS DONE.
@Supermack
WELCOME TO THE PARTY, SON. THE FACT THAT YOU'RE LATE ONLY MEANS YOU HAVE A LOT TO CATCH UP WITH. I AM ASHAMED THAT YOU'VE LET YOURSELF BE SO TARDY, BUT I WILL ACCEPT FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS. I WILL ALSO MAKE UP FOR MY MISTAKES BY MAKING YOUR TRAINING AS BRUTAL AS POSSIBLE.
@Zacharias
"DISABLED" IS ONLY AN EXCUSE FOR BEING LAZY. GET OUT THERE AND DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU CAN DO!
@SubjectNumer32
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR, I'M SURE I DON'T NEED TO DIRECT YOU TO THE PROPER WORKING FACILITIES.
@Teh Brawler
WELL, LOOKEY HERE. WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A DESERTER. LISTEN HERE, AWOL. YOU WILL GET TO TRAINING OR YOU WILL BE BEATEN BY EVERY AVAILABLE BODY IN THIS GYM.
@Arctic Dagger
WELL, GOOD FOR YOU. AND WHAT IS WITH THOSE LITTLE ANIMALS YOU KEEP ON YOU?! I'D BETTER SEE YOU KILL THOSE ANIMALS BY THE TIME YOUR TRAINING IS DONE. THEN WE'LL HAVE OURSELVES A GOOD OL' FASHIONED BARBEQUE.
@CyborgRaptor
GOOD FOR YOU, BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO HOLD OFF ON KILLING YOUR GIANT LIZARDS. YOU'VE GOT WORK TO DO.
(Edit: Right, sorry for not being here yesterday. I was entertaining some guests.)
Piano wrote:
Did you just quote a tl;dr to make a short response?
Also, yes, entertain, as in make my friend feel less like crap because of some bad things that have happened in his life. But sure, feel free to crack jokes on the fact that my friend really needed me. I'm sure I can muster up some kind of humor for said situation to share a laugh.
Edit: I'm totally kidding. My friend did have some problems that I had to help him feel better about, but I purposely worded the reasoning so someone could make that joke.
HolyCrapItsBob wrote:
Did you just quote a tl;dr to make a short response?
Also, yes, entertain, as in make my friend feel less like crap because of some bad things that have happened in his life. But sure, feel free to crack jokes on the fact that my friend really needed me. I'm sure I can muster up some kind of humor for said situation to share a laugh.
Edit: I'm totally kidding. My friend did have some problems that I had to help him feel better about, but I purposely worded the reasoning so someone could make that joke.
Yes, yes, "problems" that ended in him "feeling better."
NottaWotta
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Sorry I'm so late, I've been looking for a spell that would make me human because I can't even lift in my Dewott form, Dewotts are only 2 feet High.
Now then coach, Train me to be the best around so nothing gonna ever keep me down.
@BSoD
STOP YOUR SISSY CRYING, KEEP ON GOING.
SIR I THINK I HAVE MUD IN MY LUNGS
I CAN TASTE WORMS
GIANTDAD
Deactivated
Sir i think i have a paper cut.
It hurts like a lot. Oh sweet lord i don't think I'm gonna make it.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
SIR! I'm trying my best SIR!
Anako wrote:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
someone posted that whole thing to facebook, commenting on some war memorial or something……..
@Bruelock
A GOOD COURSE IS A CLEAN COURSE. I WANT TO SEE THIS COURSE SHINE LIKE MY PAPPY’S BALD SPOT.
I MEAN…
SubjectNumber32
Deactivated
HolyCrapItsBob wrote:
@RF
NO, YOU MAY NOT BE EXCUSED FROM THIS TRAINING COURSE. I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE MERELY SOME PSYCHO-CO-COLOGY MESS FROM SOME WIMPS' MIND. YOU'LL GET TO TRAINING, JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. NOW MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!
@Mexibot
YOU DO ME PROUD SON, KEEP WORKING UNTIL YOU'RE A CHAMPION.
@BSoD
STOP YOUR SISSY CRYING, KEEP ON GOING.
@404
THERE SEEMS TO BE SOMETHING MISSING IN THIS MONTAGE. OH! I KNOW WHAT IT IS! IT'S SOME LITTLE MAGGOT THAT CANNOT BE FOUND BY WOMEN. GOOD THING I'VE GOT YOU HERE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, AIN'T IT, SON?! NOW GET IN THAT MONTAGE, I EXPECT TO SEE SOME DETERMINATION FROM YOU.
@Wsxdas
WELL, LOOK AT WHAT WE'VE GOT HERE. A TYRO-DINOSAUR WHO CAN DO SOME GYMNASTICS. IS THAT SUPPOSED TO IMPRESS ME, MAGGOT? I'D BETTER SEE THOSE SORRY EXCUSES FOR WINGS BLEEDING SOON, OR YOUR FAILURE WILL HAVE TO ANSWER TO ME.
@Verbs
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE HEARING, SOLDIER. YOU'RE AN INSPIRATION TO THE REST OF US. BUT YOU'VE GOTTA REALIZE, THERE IS NO LIMIT. PUSH YOURSELF FURTHER IF YOU FEEL THERE IS MORE. IF YOU FEEL YOU CAN'T GO FURTHER, I'LL JUST HAVE TO PUSH YOU FURTHER.
@Quantum Meme
OOOH, LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT A TOUGH GUY HERE. WELL CONGRATULATIONS, TOUGH GUY. YOU'VE JUST PULLED CHARIOT DUTY. YOU'LL BE DRAGGING ME AND MY WAGON AROUND ALL DAY.
@Katia Managan
WELL, HOW KIND OF YOU TO JOIN US. GET TO WORK, YOU'RE FALLING BEHIND.
@Bruelock
A GOOD COURSE IS A CLEAN COURSE. I WANT TO SEE THIS COURSE SHINE LIKE MY PAPPY'S BALD SPOT.
@The Frost Lich
I'M SURE YOU WON'T DISAPPOINT ME. YOU'VE GOT A LONG WAY TO GO, BUT I KNOW YOU'LL MAKE IT THERE. YOU'VE GOT SPUNK SIR.
@Ric
WELL, HOLY HELL. WE'VE GOT OURSELVES AN ORC HERE. GOOD TO HEAR YOU'RE READY, NOW GET TO WORK.
@Frozenpwn
WELL, ISN'T THAT SOME PRETTY MUSIC. WELL LISTEN HERE, BOY. HELL AIN'T PRETTY, NOW GET ON OUT THERE AND PREPARE FOR HELL.
@Dac
I'VE KNOCKED TOWERS BIGGER THAN YOU DOWN. BUT IF YOU WANT ME TO GET TO THE POINT, FINE. YOU, YOUR TOOTHBRUSH AND THE PUBLIC URINALS HAVE A PRIVATE MEETING SET UP. I WANT TO SEE THOSE THINGS CLEANER THAN A HIT AND RUN BY MARTY MCFLY, GO GO GO!
@Kazrkae
WELL, LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU'VE MADE A WINNER OF AN ACCIDENT. THIS THREAD WILL PUMP YOU INTO SHAPE, NOW GET OUT THERE AND LIFT SOMETHING.
@RM
WELL, DON'T WE HAVE A WINNER, HERE? LISTEN SON, YOU ONLY WIN WHEN I SAY YOU'VE WON. GO BENCH PRESS SOMETHING, THEN COME BACK AND ASK ME IF YOU'RE A WINNER.
@Sting
ARE YOU TALKING CRAZY, BOY? HAS THIS BLAZING SUN GOTTEN TO YOU? HIT THE SHOWERS AND COOL OFF, I EXPECT TO SEE YOU PUNCHING OUT THE SUN WHEN THIS TRAINING IS DONE.
@Supermack
WELCOME TO THE PARTY, SON. THE FACT THAT YOU'RE LATE ONLY MEANS YOU HAVE A LOT TO CATCH UP WITH. I AM ASHAMED THAT YOU'VE LET YOURSELF BE SO TARDY, BUT I WILL ACCEPT FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS. I WILL ALSO MAKE UP FOR MY MISTAKES BY MAKING YOUR TRAINING AS BRUTAL AS POSSIBLE.
@Zacharias
"DISABLED" IS ONLY AN EXCUSE FOR BEING LAZY. GET OUT THERE AND DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU CAN DO!
@SubjectNumer32
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR, I'M SURE I DON'T NEED TO DIRECT YOU TO THE PROPER WORKING FACILITIES.
@Teh Brawler
WELL, LOOKEY HERE. WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A DESERTER. LISTEN HERE, AWOL. YOU WILL GET TO TRAINING OR YOU WILL BE BEATEN BY EVERY AVAILABLE BODY IN THIS GYM.
@Arctic Dagger
WELL, GOOD FOR YOU. AND WHAT IS WITH THOSE LITTLE ANIMALS YOU KEEP ON YOU?! I'D BETTER SEE YOU KILL THOSE ANIMALS BY THE TIME YOUR TRAINING IS DONE. THEN WE'LL HAVE OURSELVES A GOOD OL' FASHIONED BARBEQUE.
@CyborgRaptor
GOOD FOR YOU, BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO HOLD OFF ON KILLING YOUR GIANT LIZARDS. YOU'VE GOT WORK TO DO.
(Edit: Right, sorry for not being here yesterday. I was entertaining some guests.)
BUT I THINK WE NEED A BETTER SONG TO TRAIN FOR GENERAL, MAYBE SOMETHING LIKE "MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU' OR SOME VIKING METAL. YOU AGREE ?
Yep… only child's play here… I'm gonna go now.
Lich
Banned
Sir, eye came back better as ever. Now, EYE am the strongest! EYE can take on anyone here!
GENERAL, YOU ARE A MAGGOT.
WHY DON'T YOU GETCHO ASS DOWN ON THE COURSE AND MAKE LIKE A BABY RUNNING FROM A DOG.
AND PLEASE REFRAIN FROM PISSING YOURSELF.
Only idiots and superiority complexes shout at the individual.
A real trainer takes them one on one, and beats the shit out of them saying no words, because the words are in the fist.
@404
THERE SEEMS TO BE SOMETHING MISSING IN THIS MONTAGE. OH! I KNOW WHAT IT IS! IT’S SOME LITTLE MAGGOT THAT CANNOT BE FOUND BY WOMEN. GOOD THING I’VE GOT YOU HERE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, AIN’T IT, SON?! NOW GET IN THAT MONTAGE, I EXPECT TO SEE SOME DETERMINATION FROM YOU.
GET IN HERE, MAGGOTS!
Sorry we're late; did we miss anything?
THE LAST WORD OUT OF YOUR MOUTH WILL BE "SIR" AND IT WILL BE LOUD! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT, YOU WORTHLESS GLOBS OF SLIME? I WILL BREAK YOU ALL AND BUILD YOU UP AGAIN, THIS TIME AS MEN RATHER THAN MAGGOTS! REMEMBER, TO ME YOU ARE WORTH NOTHING MORE THAN THE GUM ON THE BOTTOM OF MY BOOT. I COULD MAKE YOU WASH MY CAR, OR CLEAN MY GUTTERS, OR EVEN KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY BECAUSE OF HOW LITTLE YOU MEAN TO ME! BUT I WILL BE MERCIFUL AND HELP YOU SORRY SACKS OF SHIT IMPROVE YOURSELVES. DO YOU UNDERSTAND, YOU PUTRID EXCUSES FOR HUMAN BEINGS?!?!!?
@Notsocool
IT DON'T MATTER HOW BIG YOU ARE. AS LONG AS YOU HAVE SPIRIT, YOU CAN BE A MAN.
@BSoD
DON'T YOU BRING THAT SISSY WHINING IN HERE. I WANT TO SEE YOU PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT.
@Seal
OH WELL, I SUPPOSE YOU OUGHTA BE EXCUSED FROM THIS TRAINING COURSE. THAT THERE WAS SARCASM. I REMEMBER THE DAY I BROUGHT HOME THE GOLD FOR THE GOOD OLD U.S OF A. BOTH MY LEGS WERE BROKEN AND I WAS SUFFERING SEVERAL ORGAN FAILURES AND AN ANEURYSM. ALSO, I THINK THERE WAS A CHESTBURSTER INVOLVED. STILL, I PUSHED THROUGH ALL THAT AND BROUGHT HOME A GOLD MEDAL SO THAT I CAN HANG IT UP ON MY FRIDGE.
@Anako
IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A WAR HERO IN OUR MIDST. WHY DON'T YOU STOP TRYING TO SOUND LIKE A TOUGH GUY AND GO OUT THERE AND IMPRESS ME.
@Supermack
GOOD, KEEP TRYING YOUR BEST. SOON YOUR BEST WILL BE YOUR NORM, AND GODLINESS WILL BE YOUR BEST.
@Bruelock
NOW THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR. KEEP ON CLEANING, I EXPECT TO SEE THIS DIRT SHINING.
@SubjectNumber32
FEEL FREE TO SUGGEST SOMETHING IF YOU REALLY WANT ONE, SOLDIER.
@ANN HIRO
I AIN'T YELLING AT YOU INDIVIDUALLY. I'M YELLING AT YOU ALL AS A TROOP BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL A COLLECTIVE TEAM. AND SO FAR IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE SOME BROKEN LEGS IN THIS GROUP. ALSO, I'D TAKE YOU ON ONE ON ONE IF I HAD THOUGHT YOU COULD SURVIVE THE EXPERIENCE.
@Frosty Lich
WELL, ISN'T THAT PRECIOUS? EVERY GOOD WARRIOR CAN APPRECIATE A PUN, SON. BUT I DON'T SEE WHY YOU REPLACED "I" WITH "EYE". ALSO, GLAD TO HEAR OF YOUR IMPROVEMENT.
@Lone K
I COMPLETE THIS COURSE SEVERAL TIMES IN MY SLEEP. I DON'T NEED TO PROVE MYSELF TO YOU, THAT'S YOUR JOB.
@404
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO SEE, SON.
@Brucker
GOOD TO HAVE YOU. AND LOOK, YOU'VE BROUGHT DINNER. EVERYONE, FEEL FREE TO GRAB A HANDFUL AND CHOW DOWN.
@NMM
ARE YOU TRYING TO TAKE OVER MY GYM? ARE YOU TRYING TO COMMANDEER MY TROOPS? YOU'LL HAVE TO GET BACK IN THERE AND PROVE YOU'RE A MAN IF YOU WANT TO DREAM OF TAKING OVER THE TRAINING OF THESE SOLDIERS.
HolyCrapItsBob wrote:
@Notsocool
IT DON'T MATTER HOW BIG YOU ARE. AS LONG AS YOU HAVE SPIRIT, YOU CAN BE A MAN.
@BSoD
DON'T YOU BRING THAT SISSY WHINING IN HERE. I WANT TO SEE YOU PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT.
@Seal
OH WELL, I SUPPOSE YOU OUGHTA BE EXCUSED FROM THIS TRAINING COURSE. THAT THERE WAS SARCASM. I REMEMBER THE DAY I BROUGHT HOME THE GOLD FOR THE GOOD OLD U.S OF A. BOTH MY LEGS WERE BROKEN AND I WAS SUFFERING SEVERAL ORGAN FAILURES AND AN ANEURYSM. ALSO, I THINK THERE WAS A CHESTBURSTER INVOLVED. STILL, I PUSHED THROUGH ALL THAT AND BROUGHT HOME A GOLD MEDAL SO THAT I CAN HANG IT UP ON MY FRIDGE.
@Anako
IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A WAR HERO IN OUR MIDST. WHY DON'T YOU STOP TRYING TO SOUND LIKE A TOUGH GUY AND GO OUT THERE AND IMPRESS ME.
@Supermack
GOOD, KEEP TRYING YOUR BEST. SOON YOUR BEST WILL BE YOUR NORM, AND GODLINESS WILL BE YOUR BEST.
@Bruelock
NOW THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR. KEEP ON CLEANING, I EXPECT TO SEE THIS DIRT SHINING.
@SubjectNumber32
FEEL FREE TO SUGGEST SOMETHING IF YOU REALLY WANT ONE, SOLDIER.
@ANN HIRO
I AIN'T YELLING AT YOU INDIVIDUALLY. I'M YELLING AT YOU ALL AS A TROOP BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL A COLLECTIVE TEAM. AND SO FAR IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE SOME BROKEN LEGS IN THIS GROUP. ALSO, I'D TAKE YOU ON ONE ON ONE IF I HAD THOUGHT YOU COULD SURVIVE THE EXPERIENCE.
@Frosty Lich
WELL, ISN'T THAT PRECIOUS? EVERY GOOD WARRIOR CAN APPRECIATE A PUN, SON. BUT I DON'T SEE WHY YOU REPLACED "I" WITH "EYE". ALSO, GLAD TO HEAR OF YOUR IMPROVEMENT.
@Lone K
I COMPLETE THIS COURSE SEVERAL TIMES IN MY SLEEP. I DON'T NEED TO PROVE MYSELF TO YOU, THAT'S YOUR JOB.
@404
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO SEE, SON.
@Brucker
GOOD TO HAVE YOU. AND LOOK, YOU'VE BROUGHT DINNER. EVERYONE, FEEL FREE TO GRAB A HANDFUL AND CHOW DOWN.
@NMM
ARE YOU TRYING TO TAKE OVER MY GYM? ARE YOU TRYING TO COMMANDEER MY TROOPS? YOU'LL HAVE TO GET BACK IN THERE AND PROVE YOU'RE A MAN IF YOU WANT TO DREAM OF TAKING OVER THE TRAINING OF THESE SOLDIERS.
YOU COMPLETED THIS COURSE?
I CAN CONGRATULATE YOU BUT YOU ARE STILL A MAGGOT.
PROVE YOURSELF OR I'LL BE SENDING YOU BACK HOME TO YOUR MAMA IN A BOX.
MAGGOT!
@BSoD
DON’T YOU BRING THAT SISSY WHINING IN HERE. I WANT TO SEE YOU PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT.
SIR, YES SWHAAABLARGLARBLARGHL
HolyCrapItsBob wrote:
@Notsocool
IT DON'T MATTER HOW BIG YOU ARE. AS LONG AS YOU HAVE SPIRIT, YOU CAN BE A MAN.
@BSoD
DON'T YOU BRING THAT SISSY WHINING IN HERE. I WANT TO SEE YOU PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT.
@Seal
OH WELL, I SUPPOSE YOU OUGHTA BE EXCUSED FROM THIS TRAINING COURSE. THAT THERE WAS SARCASM. I REMEMBER THE DAY I BROUGHT HOME THE GOLD FOR THE GOOD OLD U.S OF A. BOTH MY LEGS WERE BROKEN AND I WAS SUFFERING SEVERAL ORGAN FAILURES AND AN ANEURYSM. ALSO, I THINK THERE WAS A CHESTBURSTER INVOLVED. STILL, I PUSHED THROUGH ALL THAT AND BROUGHT HOME A GOLD MEDAL SO THAT I CAN HANG IT UP ON MY FRIDGE.
@Anako
IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A WAR HERO IN OUR MIDST. WHY DON'T YOU STOP TRYING TO SOUND LIKE A TOUGH GUY AND GO OUT THERE AND IMPRESS ME.
@Supermack
GOOD, KEEP TRYING YOUR BEST. SOON YOUR BEST WILL BE YOUR NORM, AND GODLINESS WILL BE YOUR BEST.
@Bruelock
NOW THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR. KEEP ON CLEANING, I EXPECT TO SEE THIS DIRT SHINING.
@SubjectNumber32
FEEL FREE TO SUGGEST SOMETHING IF YOU REALLY WANT ONE, SOLDIER.
@ANN HIRO
I AIN'T YELLING AT YOU INDIVIDUALLY. I'M YELLING AT YOU ALL AS A TROOP BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL A COLLECTIVE TEAM. AND SO FAR IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE SOME BROKEN LEGS IN THIS GROUP. ALSO, I'D TAKE YOU ON ONE ON ONE IF I HAD THOUGHT YOU COULD SURVIVE THE EXPERIENCE.
@Frosty Lich
WELL, ISN'T THAT PRECIOUS? EVERY GOOD WARRIOR CAN APPRECIATE A PUN, SON. BUT I DON'T SEE WHY YOU REPLACED "I" WITH "EYE". ALSO, GLAD TO HEAR OF YOUR IMPROVEMENT.
@Lone K
I COMPLETE THIS COURSE SEVERAL TIMES IN MY SLEEP. I DON'T NEED TO PROVE MYSELF TO YOU, THAT'S YOUR JOB.
@404
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO SEE, SON.
@Brucker
GOOD TO HAVE YOU. AND LOOK, YOU'VE BROUGHT DINNER. EVERYONE, FEEL FREE TO GRAB A HANDFUL AND CHOW DOWN.
@NMM
ARE YOU TRYING TO TAKE OVER MY GYM? ARE YOU TRYING TO COMMANDEER MY TROOPS? YOU'LL HAVE TO GET BACK IN THERE AND PROVE YOU'RE A MAN IF YOU WANT TO DREAM OF TAKING OVER THE TRAINING OF THESE SOLDIERS.
Whatev' So whats next?
I'm here out of boredom.
SubjectNumber32
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Is the training over yet ?
Hands note to Bob.
Hello we have sent this soldier to your division. He is quite strong and excels in acrobatics.
~Major Stevington
P.S he doesn't talk much.
@SubjectNumber32
HOLY MOTHER OF NECRO. DID YOU JUST BUMP THIS THREAD, SON? THIS TRAINING WON'T BE OVER UNTIL THE ENEMY IS FORCED BACK INTO THEIR NURSERIES.
@Lone K
I DON'T NEED TO PROVE SQUAT TO YOU. NOW, GET OUT THERE AND BREAK A SWEAT.
@BSoD
MUD IS VERY NUTRITIOUS. MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR FILL AND KEEP ON AT IT.
@ANN
NEXT, WE WILL HAVE YOU PUSH YOURSELF TO THE LIMIT. GET ON THAT TRACK AND WORK OFF YOUR BOREDOM.
@D3AD_L1AM
WELL, WELL, WELL. WE GOT OURSELVES ANOTHER JANITOR. HERE'S YOUR MOP AND BUCKET, SON. I WANT TO SEE THOSE BARRACKS CLEAN
GIANTDAD
Deactivated
SIR YES SIR WHILE YOU WERE GONE I TRAINED HARD AND NOW I HAVE BECOME STRONG LIKE YOU WANTED ME TO.
HOW DO I LOOK?
Job done.
what i miss
Hey, why did you necro this thread? We were just starting to really chow down!
Papa Coolface
Banned
SubjectNumber32
Deactivated
ARISE THREAD, ARISE !!!
not UNLESS ITS A FARM