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[Just For Fun] No-fap September 2016

Last posted Oct 02, 2016 at 03:07AM EDT. Added Aug 21, 2016 at 07:26PM EDT
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Day 18 END. Currently @ Day 19, 06:16AM
Status: On-Going
Sanity: Recovering

Well apparently at least one person is interested in my reports. Still wont put in as much detail as I used to but it won't be as simple as Day 17's report. Reports in paragraph form feels it has more input than just a bulleted list…

As usual, spent a good chunk of my waking hours playing MH4U. There were no rooms that were hunting monsters that I needed material for so I just did LVL 126+ Guild Quests. There was one with a LVL 140 Double Apex Savage Deviljho and a HR999 Hunter was hosting. This is DEFINITELY too much for me but I wanted to do it anyway. Connection problems kept me from joining. So instead I found another room with the same GQ except it was normal Jhos instead of the savage ones and there were 2 HR999 hunters who apparently knew each other. Holy shit I did get my ass handed to me… First try I used the 3rd cart/faint/death which failed the quest. 2nd try I carted/fainted/died on the first 5 minutes. Then I got stomped on later which killed me in one hit. I hesitated to go in the fight again since another cart means we fail, so I just kept my distance while using team-healing items. Success on that one but I didn't carve the 2nd Jho for materials since I didn't do any fighting on that point. These two tries I've used a fast melee weapon(Sword&Shield) so in the 3rd try I used the Bow which was my main weapon, which meant that I had lower defense. Ate for a power-up that let's me not faint once if I receive damage more than half my HP. Would've carted once if it weren't for that power-up. The hunt went by greatly. It was obvious to me that there were a huge gap in skill between me (Hunter Rank 240) and my teammates (HR999) so I compensated my lack of fighting skill by trapping the monster and applying status effects, basically creating safe openings for my teammates to apply serious damage. Still, I felt as if I was carried by my team, even though one of them said I did great. I kept dying while they barely got touched. They were very chill about it though. They didn't get mad at me, and even tried to encourage me. I wish there were more people like this…

Oh and I mowed our lawn before that… Literally almost passed out around the end…
Took a shower after that. Turned off the water and spent a few minutes lying on the shower-floor playing with dew drops while daydreaming about a random guy who has sexual relations with Remilia Scarlet and has innocent and playful friendship with Flandre Scarlet, but Flan knows of his relation with Remi and wants to experience it too but guy is kinda reluctant to get lusty with Flan. I dunno how long I was thinking about this before actually getting of the shower, not very long though…

After playing MH4U, I ate dinner at 10, watched youtube, and browsed KYM until it was almost 5am. Wasn't feeling good at around 3 but I kept going anyway. Also have doodle pieces due later in the day but haven't done a single one of them yet…

I'm currently went through a same situation as my Emergency Report from way back. This may actually be another Emergency Report if I already made a report for the day. No subconscious butt shenanigans happened though…
So I tried sleeping earlier and listened to an ASMR audio consisting of a cheerful kitsune lady, ear cleaning and licking, whispers, and humming. It wasn't working. No arousal either, which is strange since I usually do get aroused a little bit when listening to those. Instead, I got unsettling images in my mind of eldritch abominations of contorted human faces with wide open-mouths. Why is nightmare fuel dripping into my mind when I get lewd thoughts? This never happened before NFS. This give me an idea though… There's Lustful Lewd. There's Adorable & Lewd. But what about Horrifying Lewd? Think Zalgo-esque Pornography. Oh tarry Gogmazios, what did I just say…

Anyway, even without the nightmare fuel, I still can't fall asleep. I could just lie down until I do, but I decided to get up and be productive a bit. Got myself strawberry milk and a bag of garlic-flavored cracker nuts. Popped out this playlist of Music Box versions of Touhou Music. And looked back at my previous NFS reports from day one until today. then typed this report.
No major arousals popped out recently. Just tingly boners here and there; nothing too bad. I should be happy but I noticed a pattern that I'll feel docile for a while and then suddenly I go crazy with no warning. This happened twice now and one episode is more intense than the last. It's been quite a few days since the previous one so the next one may happen soon. I think I may have recovered enough SAN to survive it though. Can't really say for sure…
Also, saw a picture of Hong Meiling in a mildly seductive pose in that playlist I linked to. I don't really have the hots for her but DAAAMN!! I guess I am now thirsty enough that people I'm not usually attracted to are now attractive to me…

PS. Welp, this report ended up WAAAY longer than I intended it to be… Also, I feel sleepy after doing this report… May sleep instead of doing doodles that are due later in the day…

EDIT: HTML, why u so hard to do right? Also, 2 minutes away from a page GET. Blarg…

Last edited Sep 19, 2016 at 07:46AM EDT

Gentlemen, the delivery i will send now will be the next-to-last because of two reasons:

1. Those who make it to the final week have the strenght and willpower to last to the end, Any deliveries beyond that point will be useless, thus the final delivery will be at next week.

2. The final delivery will be a BIG one, one that will make the previous ones look like softcore romance. It will take time to prepare that.

But anyway, the one i send now should keep y'all busy for a while. Sorry if i didn't live up to your expectations, but at least know that you guys received more then the ones received last year from the villains. Thank you for all the support most of you gave me and good luck to everyone.

Last edited Sep 19, 2016 at 11:18AM EDT

Day 19, 20:00 British time
Status: Still in
Late updating today, just got my wifi sorted today after my move into university, it's going pretty well. Two thirds of the way through and some new lewd today, not much longer now.

Last edited Sep 19, 2016 at 03:00PM EDT

Evil-Tree wrote:

Day 19, 20:00 British time
Status: Still in
Late updating today, just got my wifi sorted today after my move into university, it's going pretty well. Two thirds of the way through and some new lewd today, not much longer now.

>1111

(Talk Like a Pirate Day Edition!)

Captain's Diary: 19 September

Arr, it's been quiet sailing the past day and the crew managed to fish up some eccentric booty. Floatin in the water mayhaps? Aye, I'm going to have a lookee at it when I have retired to my quarters.

Arrgh, if I be workin my numbers right, we be seeing land in less a fortnight. Provided nothin importune come along, rations should be holdin out til we reach port.

Last edited Sep 19, 2016 at 04:05PM EDT

Day 19: attack was pretty good, and I thought "Fuck it"
for a moment, but remembered that sweet HFO was waiting for me very soon. I worked Kegels in anticipation, and this is likely to be… SOMETHING.

Day 19: Where my throat is deciding to be a gigantic piece of crap.
Still in. Three things.

- My mind is conflicted with thoughts regarding the same person I referred to in previous posts. (Kill me.)
- A different person is causing me mind games but that's faaaaar less serious in comparison. (Liberate me from this.)
- My throat is killing me. (I'm being redundant, I know) (Give me release, please.)

These three things severely hamper how vulnerable I am to stimuli meant to provoke my baser instincts since I am so mentally preoccupied and annoyed and it is extremely unfair. So unfair that the attack today barely flinched me. Though the second video legitimately wasn't my thing at all. To the point where still images provoked a better reaction.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be miserable over there.

This is your list for tonight.

Homura's Homutown

DokiDoki_EienNi

IndignantCynic

UltimateScorpion

He Who Has Not Been Named

Henry from Another Dimension

A-Train

Yunpol

SamuraiInTheShadows

Evil-Tree

Masterdragoon57

Sagara

Arcanine

Shulk Heir to the Monado

Freakenstein

Sergeant Arch Dornan

Skimpy Crusader

Mudkip Master

Cipher_Oblivion

Gnairly

Nectarine

S1MP50N (local AFOL)

Dragacane

StoneColdKillerWhale

Cecaelia Girlie

KirbyfanNeox

L0rdtr3k

More Metals

Xin

I had a weird dream about me living at my old house. We were throwing a party of some kind and I had the idea to run over to my old school which was roughly 3-4 blocks away. Anyway I go there and what do I find? A canyon, with a bench, and some guy sitting at said bench. We talk and I decide to climb down the cliff a little bit to grab a lightning rod. Since climbing with one arm is too difficult for to bother with it and my balance was ruined for some reason or another I teleport back home.
For some reason I had a box of donut holes in my tiny bedroom and I grab two of 'em. I walk all the way back leaving the lighting rod at home and picking up another along the way. During my walk back it begins to rain, get cloudy, and I'm struck by lightning twice which only accelerates the sky turning a reddish tint with heavy cloud coverage and wind. I get there and we decide to gtfo and run to my house because it's closer than theirs. I notice a anomaly, like the one's in the S.T.A.L.K.E.R games, and decide to loot the artifact in it. We make it back, I eat some fries that somehow make everything better and get rid of the headache the lightning caused and then I wake up and wonder to myself, "What, what the fuck?" Anyways that was my most recent dream. Day 20, Still here.

Mission Log: Day 20, 1534 hrs

Reviewed the footage of yesterday's attack from L-Squad. It was… eccentric and interesting to say the least. Slightly effective but no significant damage to defenses. Still need to review the other half of the footage.

(OOC: In regards to the first one, to say "I watched it for the plot." would not be wrong. Story left me somewhat intrigued. Might watch the rest.)

Intel reports state that there will be one final attempt by L-Squad to break defenses. Judging by my performance so far, I'd say there's little they can do to break me.

Ten more days of this madness and the mission will be complete. Let us push onwards, brethren. We must not fall. Especially when victory is so close!

Mission Status: Active
Alert Level: Orange

So fun fact folks; As of currently we have 29 contestants who are still in as of Day 20.

When comparing those numbers to last years final count of 54, this years count is almost half of last years final count. Not to mention there's still 10 day left within people possibly dropping out.

Just some mildly interesting statistics for those curious.

Last edited Sep 20, 2016 at 07:01PM EDT

Day 20

So we're almost there. Mid-terms next week and my friends are starting to become real pricks ( Apparently bringing up topics not related to Jojo or RWBY is considered shitposting, but only when I do it…), so stress is at an all time high. But hey, there is nothing a little bit of Single-player Vidjya can't fix.

Last edited Sep 20, 2016 at 09:01PM EDT

September sure is going by a lot faster than I expected…

Homura's Homutown

DokiDoki_EienNi

IndignantCynic

UltimateScorpion

He Who Has Not Been Named

Henry from Another Dimension

A-Train

Yunpol

SamuraiInTheShadows

Evil-Tree

Masterdragoon57

Sagara

Arcanine

Shulk Heir to the Monado

Freakenstein

Sergeant Arch Dornan

Skimpy Crusader

Mudkip Master

Cipher_Oblivion

Gnairly

Nectarine

S1MP50N (local AFOL)

StoneColdKillerWhale

Cecaelia Girlie

KirbyfanNeox

L0rdtr3k

More Metals

Xin

…Also, should I start making the lost/dropped out list right about now? Or should I wait until day 30 when everything is more or less done and final?

Skeletor-sm

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