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you can only have four people in your dream blunt rotation
who do you choose

-David Bowie (before he died)
-Obama (so I can coax him into using his chaos emerald for dumbass shit)
-My real girlfriend who happens to live in a different town, mind you.
-Toby Fox (I dunno, might get him to talk about Deltarune Chapter 2)

1. Alan Carr of My Stop Smoking Coach with Alan Carr for the Nintendo DS fame.
2. Louis J. Gasnier, the director of Reefer Madness.
3. Bob Dymball, so I can regularly call him a faggot.
4. Ted Turner so my calling Bob Dymball a faggot will be televised internationally and also so I can beat the shit out of him for cancelling SWAT Kats and not cancelling Captain Planet.

Also, we only hit the blunt in the presence of scantily-clad waifus. Can't leave out the best part of a complete breakfast, lunch, dinner, desert and midnight snack. The blunt is also sentient and has magical properties that cause it to obliterate people that it doesn't like for whatever reason.

That's right, this is an Evil Bong spinoff: Evil Blunt!

1. t
2. h
3. n
4. g
"i" would refer to me, so it doesn't count

All four previous users here. Now let's dine on that kush.