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Remember playing Mario when you were a wee lad? Jumping around squirting the koopa juice with water liquid?

(Video cuts to black) Erm I can't believe I just said koopa juice erm… awkward…

But really is Mario all what its cracked up to be? See the main jump power, the water jet thing a floob

(Cuts to black again)

Wow I totally by accident called it the wrong name, what a silly outtake that im going to leave in the video because im so clumsy and quirky

Anyway heres 15 more minutes of rambling off topic broken up by cut away gags that would make a Family Guy writer cringe until I just say its pretty good but negativity gets people to click on videos

If you liked my generic modern Youtube video please hit the like button and tell me in the comment section what your favorite Mario jump is. Im not gonna read it but it will boost my chances the video is recommended

Bro, it had square watermelons.

How many other games do you know that have that?

Square watermelons are the default way watermelons are sold in Japan. They put the melon into a plastic shaped container as it grows. This is done so the watermelons stack easier.

Hell yeah. I'm so growing those in my newly raised garden.

Twilight Princess? More like TOILET Princess!

Tries to be dark
but
turns out to be

D O R K

Holy shit Nintendo predicted the Minecraft watermelon back in 2002.

Minecraft

Minecraft isn’t a game. Minecraft is life.

true

Like a certain ogre

No Long Jump. How am I supposed to break the game now after beating it the first time?

Never played the game, never seen gameplay other than screenshots, therefore it's as good as I remember

And you, Goomba! I know you are evil! (the screen fades to red, zooming in on the goomba)

Found the book of secrets but couldn't get it. Those evil developers, I tell ya.