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Only condition is in all of these scenarios I'm wearing this shirt.

We will pray to the God Emperor of Mankind all night long

So you're saying you want me on my knees?

I use you as a patsy to cause a violent uprising in a South American or West Asian country of little international note, thus allowing me to claim their oil reserves in the chaos that ensues.

Granted, you will likely die in the process of the coup, but to die on the job is to die for the United States of America.

This but force you to hold hands with strangers the whole time

Kinky <3 UwU

Endless despair session

Vanilla.

I'd put you in Permanent chastity

We will attempt to build a time machine so we can stop people from eating bats and causing the apocalypse

If we succeed we are then stopping discord from being created

Watch short clips of anime girls holding each others hands.

We will spend all day and night working out what 42 means.

If we succeed in this, then we shall be spending the rest of our time playing Verdun and Tannenberg so I can finally have someone to play it with.

mutual headpats

Femboyification.

I would get high af with you then we would watch Batman Forever then watch Pamtri and pass out

You don't have to do anything like that, but you do have to eat all these.

We'll do something that will have you crying and begging for mercy, and no matter how much you plead I will not stop.

That's right, we will watch the entire Star Wars nonology, from start to finish, one after the other in order of release for my Youtube channel. The Original trilogy first, then the Prequels, then the Sequels for a total of almost 20 hours of content. You get to wear your scaly shirt, but I will be wearing a shirt with baby Yoda on the front of it. I will also have a list a Star Wars memes I pulled off of Reddit and we'll each have to point them out as we see them.

Its my first time watching some of these so be gentle.

Finally live out my fantasy of having a player that won't flake on the DnD session.

You need to solve this

Missionary.
Holding Hands.
Eye Contact.

The Macarena at 10X speed while Nightcore remixes of Crazy Frog plays in the background at earrape volumes.

I Have The Power!

We may have to add Cancer Mage to my list of titles.

…First, we get a cheese grater…

You are going inside the cum jar