Does He Bite?

Does He Bite?

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About

Does He Bite? is an exploitable webcomic in which a dog says various hurtful things causing a nearby person to cry. Online, the comic is often altered to make the dog say various hurtful statements as a comedic device.

Origin

On May 18th, 2015, Cyanide and Happiness released a comic in which a person asks a dog owner "Does your dog bite?", to which he responds "Don't worry, his bark is worse than his bite." After biting the man, the dog then destroys the entire top part of his body by barking (shown below).


DOES YOUR DOG BITE? DON'T WORRY, HIS BARK IS WORSE THAN HIS BITE. 冫 THAT HURT A LOT! BARK Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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On November 14th, 2015, FunnyJunk[4] user nitricmike reposted the comic. In the comments section of the post, user musqetoman submitted an edited version of the comic in which the dogs says various hurtful insults (shown below).


DOES YOUR DOG BITE? DON'T WORRY, HIS BARK IS WORSE THAN HIS BITE OW! THAT HURT A LOT! YOU LOOK LIKE S--- AND THAT SHIRT IS UGLY! THAT HURT MORE! Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

On October 4th, 2016, an edited version of the comic in which the dog owner reveals that while the dog does not bite he can "hurt you in other ways," followed by the dog saying "PS4 Pro can't play games in 4K" was submitted to /r/pcmasterrace.[3] Before the post was archived, it garnered upwards of 22,900 points (86% upvoted) and 1,000 comments.


No, but he can hurt you in other ways. Does he bite? PS4 Pro can't play games in 4K.

On December 19th, 2016, Redditor Buff_Drinklots submitted a version of the comic in which the dog says "You sure look nice today, want to be my friend?" to /r/wholesomememes,[2] where it gained over 2,100 points (99% upvoted) prior to being archived.


No, he Does he bite?is a WholesomeMeme You sure look nice today, want to be my friend?

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