Eggman was ahead of the game
![The excess white on the side bugs me](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/850/106/20d.jpg)
![The excess white on the side bugs me](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/850/106/20d.jpg)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
Most important announcements in Human history
![Speeches that changed the world AN GREAT. I](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/471/461/d59.png)
![Speeches that changed the world AN GREAT. I](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/471/461/d59.png)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
Scout has an announcement
![11/26/19(Tue)18:36:54 No.486787238 Anonymous Sun shines, grass grows, birds fly, and brother, Gordon Freeman is a bitchass m-----------. He put my game on hold. That's right. He pulled his fancy ass VR headset out and put TF2 on hold, and he said his crowbar is THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Gordon Freeman, you've got a freakin puny ass dong. It's the size of this FLAIR! pin except waaaayy smaller. And guess what? He's what my dong looks like. That's right, sweetlips. All bats, no physguns, no barnacles. Look at that. It looks like 2 baseballs 695 KB PNG and a Atomizer. He put my game on hold, so I'm going to put the resistance on hold. That's right sweet cakes. MY SUPER BONK PISS! Except I'm not going to piss on the resistance. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON VALVE HQ! How do you like that, GABEN?! I P----- ON VALVE HQ, IDIOT! You have 23 hours until the piss droplets hit the game's code holding computer. Now get out of the park before I piss on you too!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/654/124/a36.jpg)
![11/26/19(Tue)18:36:54 No.486787238 Anonymous Sun shines, grass grows, birds fly, and brother, Gordon Freeman is a bitchass m-----------. He put my game on hold. That's right. He pulled his fancy ass VR headset out and put TF2 on hold, and he said his crowbar is THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Gordon Freeman, you've got a freakin puny ass dong. It's the size of this FLAIR! pin except waaaayy smaller. And guess what? He's what my dong looks like. That's right, sweetlips. All bats, no physguns, no barnacles. Look at that. It looks like 2 baseballs 695 KB PNG and a Atomizer. He put my game on hold, so I'm going to put the resistance on hold. That's right sweet cakes. MY SUPER BONK PISS! Except I'm not going to piss on the resistance. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON VALVE HQ! How do you like that, GABEN?! I P----- ON VALVE HQ, IDIOT! You have 23 hours until the piss droplets hit the game's code holding computer. Now get out of the park before I piss on you too!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/654/124/a36.jpg)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
A HISTORIC ANNOUNCEMENT
![APPEAR TODAY TO MAKE A HISTORIC ANNOUNCEMENT! SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IS A RRRAMBUNCTIOUS RRRAPSCALIAN RRRODENT! HE URINATED ON MY LUCINDA! THAT'S CORRRECT! HE TOOK HIS HORRIBLE HORNY HEDGEHOG D--- OUT AND HE URINATED ON MY LUCINDA. AND HE PROCLAIMED THAT HIS PINGAS WAS "THIS BIG", AND REBUTTLED WITH GREAT DISTASTE WILL MAKE AN OUTRAGE UPON THIS HASTY HOOLIGAN HEDGEHOG WITHIN TWITTER ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB! DEAR SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, YOUR GENITALIA IS MINUSCULE! IT IS APPROXIMATELY THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT, BUT NOT QUITE AS LARGE, I HAVE A SPLENDID SURPRISE FOR YOU: IT IS THE SIGHT OF MY OWN PINGASI THAT IS CORRECT, YOU RRRRRIDICULOUS RRRRRAT. ALL POINTS. NO QUILLS. NO CUSHIONS. ANALYZE IT: IT'S LIKE TWO TESTICLES AND A LIGHTNING ROD! HE FORNICATED WITH MY LUCIDNA, SO WATCH WHAT I WILL DO; I WILL F--- THE EARTH, BUT I WILL NOT RELEASE MY URINE UPON IT'S SOIL. I WILL AIM MUCH HIGHER. I'M URINATING ON THE MOON DID YOU FIND PLEASURE IN THAT, OBAMA? I URINATED ON THE MOON, YOU DUNCE-LIKE, NOTORIOUS DOUBLE N-----!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/463/070/b0e.png)
![APPEAR TODAY TO MAKE A HISTORIC ANNOUNCEMENT! SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IS A RRRAMBUNCTIOUS RRRAPSCALIAN RRRODENT! HE URINATED ON MY LUCINDA! THAT'S CORRRECT! HE TOOK HIS HORRIBLE HORNY HEDGEHOG D--- OUT AND HE URINATED ON MY LUCINDA. AND HE PROCLAIMED THAT HIS PINGAS WAS "THIS BIG", AND REBUTTLED WITH GREAT DISTASTE WILL MAKE AN OUTRAGE UPON THIS HASTY HOOLIGAN HEDGEHOG WITHIN TWITTER ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB! DEAR SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, YOUR GENITALIA IS MINUSCULE! IT IS APPROXIMATELY THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT, BUT NOT QUITE AS LARGE, I HAVE A SPLENDID SURPRISE FOR YOU: IT IS THE SIGHT OF MY OWN PINGASI THAT IS CORRECT, YOU RRRRRIDICULOUS RRRRRAT. ALL POINTS. NO QUILLS. NO CUSHIONS. ANALYZE IT: IT'S LIKE TWO TESTICLES AND A LIGHTNING ROD! HE FORNICATED WITH MY LUCIDNA, SO WATCH WHAT I WILL DO; I WILL F--- THE EARTH, BUT I WILL NOT RELEASE MY URINE UPON IT'S SOIL. I WILL AIM MUCH HIGHER. I'M URINATING ON THE MOON DID YOU FIND PLEASURE IN THAT, OBAMA? I URINATED ON THE MOON, YOU DUNCE-LIKE, NOTORIOUS DOUBLE N-----!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/463/070/b0e.png)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
Receiving the Transmission
![<iframe src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/05L6UxCyDxg" width="300" height="169" frameborder="0"></iframe>](/assets/image-covers/spoiler.png)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
Eggman has a very special announcement
![Nintendo Direct GD SWITCH Dr. Eggman has his own announcment!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/460/734/a3c.jpg)
![Nintendo Direct GD SWITCH Dr. Eggman has his own announcment!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/460/734/a3c.jpg)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
I pissed on your wife please respond
![I was randomly f------ around on Twitter when i found a little meme and decided to make a much needed edit.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/831/405/ffc.jpg)
![I was randomly f------ around on Twitter when i found a little meme and decided to make a much needed edit.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/831/405/ffc.jpg)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
When the mayor leaves for too long
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/487/083/a8b.gif)
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/487/083/a8b.gif)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
Full version of matrixpichu's post
![Full version of this post by matrixpichu:
!https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/446/864/242.jpg!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/447/121/0fb.png)
![Full version of this post by matrixpichu:
!https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/446/864/242.jpg!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/447/121/0fb.png)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
The Foundation Has Come To Make An Announcement
![The following is a message composed via consensus of Dr. Eggman. For those who are not currently aware of our existence, we represent the organization known as the SCP Foundation. Our previous mission centered around the containment and study of anomalous objects, entities and other assorted phenomena. This mission was the focus of our organization for more than one-hundred years. Due to circumstances outside of our control, this directive has now changed. Our new mission will be the extermination of the Shadow the hedgehog, whos a bitch ass m-----------. He p----- on my f------ wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog f------ quill-y d--- out and he p----- on my f------ wife and he said his d--- was THIS BIG and I said "That's disgusting." so I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog you got a small d---, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong! He f----- my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna f--- the Earth! That's right, this is what you get! My super laser piss! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on THE MOON! How do you like that Obama? I P----- ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours until the piss droplets hit the f------ Earth, now get out of my f------ sight before I piss on you too. There will be no further communication.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/743/382/99f.jpg)
![The following is a message composed via consensus of Dr. Eggman. For those who are not currently aware of our existence, we represent the organization known as the SCP Foundation. Our previous mission centered around the containment and study of anomalous objects, entities and other assorted phenomena. This mission was the focus of our organization for more than one-hundred years. Due to circumstances outside of our control, this directive has now changed. Our new mission will be the extermination of the Shadow the hedgehog, whos a bitch ass m-----------. He p----- on my f------ wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog f------ quill-y d--- out and he p----- on my f------ wife and he said his d--- was THIS BIG and I said "That's disgusting." so I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog you got a small d---, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong! He f----- my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna f--- the Earth! That's right, this is what you get! My super laser piss! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on THE MOON! How do you like that Obama? I P----- ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours until the piss droplets hit the f------ Earth, now get out of my f------ sight before I piss on you too. There will be no further communication.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/743/382/99f.jpg)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
THAT'S RIGHT, BABY
![Rebotniks Rles! CLIP'EM- POST 'EM- OBEY EM! NO POINTS NOQUILLS NO PILLOWS I.R NO POSTING MY NUDES ON TWITTER.COM END](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/509/501/b26.png)
![Rebotniks Rles! CLIP'EM- POST 'EM- OBEY EM! NO POINTS NOQUILLS NO PILLOWS I.R NO POSTING MY NUDES ON TWITTER.COM END](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/509/501/b26.png)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
"He said his light was this big!"
![Based on the Sonic Adventure video by Snapscube](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/446/864/242.jpg)
![Based on the Sonic Adventure video by Snapscube](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/446/864/242.jpg)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
eggman pisses on the moon in comic form
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
Jameson
![I've come to make an announcement, Spider Man's a bitch-ass m-----------. He p----- on my f------ wife. That's right. He took his spider f-----' quilly d--- out and he p----- on my F------ wife, and he said his d--- was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. 3:51 PM - 29 Jan 2019](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/471/735/902.png)
![I've come to make an announcement, Spider Man's a bitch-ass m-----------. He p----- on my f------ wife. That's right. He took his spider f-----' quilly d--- out and he p----- on my F------ wife, and he said his d--- was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. 3:51 PM - 29 Jan 2019](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/471/735/902.png)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
NASA's Moon Announcement
![TAM The Independent O @Indep... · 5h Nasa to make major announcement about the moon independent.co.uk/ life-style/gad...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/922/887/e9e.png)
![TAM The Independent O @Indep... · 5h Nasa to make major announcement about the moon independent.co.uk/ life-style/gad...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/922/887/e9e.png)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
I've come to make an announcement...
![Anonymous 09/02/19(Mon)19:20:10 No.109759103 "I've come to make an announcement! STEVEN UNIVERSE IS A BITCH-ASS CLOD whose Mom LEFT ME ALONE IN SPACE! She transformed into a dummy thicc milf and betrayed the Diamonds and f----- Greg Universe because Greg's murdercock was T H IS BIG and I was like "That w----!"M So I'm making my callout in person! STEVEN UNIVERSE, YOUR MOM'S A HO, YOUR DAD'S HOMELESS, AND THIS IS WHAT MY MURDERCOCK LOOKS LIKE! That's right, baby! NO pubes, NO foreskin, ALL gem, look at it, IT'S LIKE F------ SHANE COMPANY! Your mom f----- me over so guess what?! I'm gonna F--- THE EARTH! That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER GEM PISS! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, DEWEY?! I P----- ON BEACH CITY, YOU IDIOT! You have 40 hours before the piss stream kills the planet! NOW GIVE ME BACK MY BEST FRIEND BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/561/157/763.png)
![Anonymous 09/02/19(Mon)19:20:10 No.109759103 "I've come to make an announcement! STEVEN UNIVERSE IS A BITCH-ASS CLOD whose Mom LEFT ME ALONE IN SPACE! She transformed into a dummy thicc milf and betrayed the Diamonds and f----- Greg Universe because Greg's murdercock was T H IS BIG and I was like "That w----!"M So I'm making my callout in person! STEVEN UNIVERSE, YOUR MOM'S A HO, YOUR DAD'S HOMELESS, AND THIS IS WHAT MY MURDERCOCK LOOKS LIKE! That's right, baby! NO pubes, NO foreskin, ALL gem, look at it, IT'S LIKE F------ SHANE COMPANY! Your mom f----- me over so guess what?! I'm gonna F--- THE EARTH! That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER GEM PISS! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, DEWEY?! I P----- ON BEACH CITY, YOU IDIOT! You have 40 hours before the piss stream kills the planet! NOW GIVE ME BACK MY BEST FRIEND BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/561/157/763.png)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
Eggman makes a rant
![Why Shadow The Hedgehog Is A Bitch Ass M-----------: An Announcement 39,224 views 804 793 -SHARE + SAVE I Am The Eggman Published on Jan 22, 2017 SUBSCRIBE 11K](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/476/582/165.png)
![Why Shadow The Hedgehog Is A Bitch Ass M-----------: An Announcement 39,224 views 804 793 -SHARE + SAVE I Am The Eggman Published on Jan 22, 2017 SUBSCRIBE 11K](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/476/582/165.png)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
"I spent far too long making this"
![MAITO Eggmen Ive gotta make an announcement: Shadow The Hedgehog's A Bitchass M-----------, He P----- on my f------ wifel](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/689/202/7aa.jpg)
![MAITO Eggmen Ive gotta make an announcement: Shadow The Hedgehog's A Bitchass M-----------, He P----- on my f------ wifel](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/689/202/7aa.jpg)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT...
![HA](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/560/356/fec.jpg)
![HA](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/560/356/fec.jpg)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
Abbacchio Has an Announcement
![7A MIT AM BRIL I've come to make an announcement: Giorno Giovanna is a bitch-ass m-----------. He p----- on my f------ wife. Thats right. He took his stand's golden d--- out and he p----- all over my f------ wife, and he said it was a "gold experience", and I said that's disgusting, so l'm making a callout post from my Olive Garden café. Giorno Giovanna, you've got a weak stand. Its d--- is the size of The Lovers except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my stand looks like. (Moody Blues ASMR plays.) That's right, baby. All blue, no gold, full ASMR experience. Look at it, I can turn it into whoever I want so me and Bruno can have a threesome with it. He f----- my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna f--- Italy. That's right, this is what you get! My steaming hot MOODY BLUE PISS! Except I'm not pissing in the boot, I'm pissing in the TEAPOT! How do you like that GIORNO? YOU DRANK MY PISS YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the Moody Blue STDS take effect, now get out of my sight before I have Moody Blues replay the piss.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/689/951/412.png)
![7A MIT AM BRIL I've come to make an announcement: Giorno Giovanna is a bitch-ass m-----------. He p----- on my f------ wife. Thats right. He took his stand's golden d--- out and he p----- all over my f------ wife, and he said it was a "gold experience", and I said that's disgusting, so l'm making a callout post from my Olive Garden café. Giorno Giovanna, you've got a weak stand. Its d--- is the size of The Lovers except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my stand looks like. (Moody Blues ASMR plays.) That's right, baby. All blue, no gold, full ASMR experience. Look at it, I can turn it into whoever I want so me and Bruno can have a threesome with it. He f----- my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna f--- Italy. That's right, this is what you get! My steaming hot MOODY BLUE PISS! Except I'm not pissing in the boot, I'm pissing in the TEAPOT! How do you like that GIORNO? YOU DRANK MY PISS YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the Moody Blue STDS take effect, now get out of my sight before I have Moody Blues replay the piss.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/689/951/412.png)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta