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Every Straight Girl On This Site

Every Straight Girl On This Site

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Every Straight Girl On This Site refers to a snowclone popular on Twitter using the template "Every straight girl on this site is X, but is in love with a man that Y," in which X is a positive quality and Y is a negative. The format is a parody of a tweet by a woman who stated straight women on the site have beautiful apartments but are in love with men who live in squalor.

Origin

On August 5th, 2018, Twitter user @LLW90210[1] made an exaggerated observation stating "every straight girl on this site has an apartment filled with stunning art, plants and vintage furniture but is in love with a man who sleeps on a bare mattress next to his PS4." The tweet gained over 21,000 retweets and 207,000 likes (shown below).


La u re n @LLW90210 Follow every straight girl on this site has an apartment filled with stunning art, plants and vintage furniture but is in love with a man who sleeps on a bare mattress next to his PS4 8:13 PM - 5 Aug 2018

Spread

Some Twitter users responded to the tweet confirming its observation. One Twitter user, @JodyHamilton, posted a picture of her partner's room, gaining over 30 retweets and 1,000 likes (shown below, left). This led other Twitter users to joke with her that she was "in danger" (example shown below right).


Jody Hamilton @JodyHamilton Follow Replying to @LLW90210 I took a picture of my partner's bedroom as found 11:03 PM -5 Aug 2018 toddenfreude® @toddx Follow Replying to @LLW90210 @JodyHamilton Nope. Jody.. GIF you in danger, girl. 11:24 PM-5 Aug 2018 from San Francisco, CA

Other Twitter users turned the tweet into a snowclone with various positive and negative qualities. Some popular posts include a tweet by @McLeemz making an esoteric point about chocolate production (shown below, left). Another tweet by user @brian_hanson used the snowclone with various pieces of witchcraft (shown below, right). The jokes were covered by Daily Dot.[2]


Communist Bean Account @McLeemz Follow every straight girl on this site enjoys a sumptuous morsel of single origin, ethically sourced bean to bar chocolate every evening and is in love with a worthless simpleton, an utter fool who has no respect for vertically integrated chocolate production 12:18 AM 7 Aug 2018 3 rian will be at Otakon @brian hanson Follow every straight girl on this site has a cursed cauldron capable of unleashing a hellish cabal of undead ghouls, but is in love with a man who was summoned by the Ancient Gods and sleeps on a bed of his foes' bones 1:55 PM -6 Aug 2018

Various Examples


ideaot @loverprotocol Follow Every straight girl on this site has never had to use the bathroom, but is in love with a guy who pees and poos in the toilet. And has an xbox 1:15 PM - 7 Aug 2018 The Festival in theatres Aug 14 @pillowfort Follow every straight girl on this site has tickets pre- booked to see The Festival but is in love with a guy who will not go with them to see The Festival 1:09 PM -7 Aug 2018 whomst'll willie thy nelson @AgrippaNothing Follow every straight girl on this site *warbling sound descending into sputtering and i die of a heart attack while people rightfully spit on me* 12:33 AM - 7 Aug 2018 Вести Кубланистана @inkubik Follow Replying to @LLW90210 every straight girl on this site has a Pintrest board filled with stunning art, plants and vintage furniture but has an apartment filled with none of these things 5:44 AM-6 Aug 2018 The Festival in theatres Aug 14 @pillowfort Follow every straight girl on this site has solid fundamentals and a pocket ibuki but is in love with a man who mains ken 10:23 AM - 7 Aug 2018 Jamie @JamyDodger Follow Why is it that every straight girl on this site is so f------ vain that they can't let people be happy L a ure m @LLW90210 every straight girl on this site has an apartment filled with stunning art, plants and vintage furniture but is in love with a man who sleeps on a bare mattress next to his PS4 Show this thread 10:00 AM - 7 Aug 2018

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